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01-29-2007, 05:40 PM
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Re: Your original aphorisms -
01-29-2007, 05:41 PM
Lies
if flattered long enough
slip on the ring of Truth
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Re: Your original aphorisms -
01-29-2007, 06:36 PM
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Geez, where do I start?
Laws don't change people; people change laws.
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Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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Re: Your original aphorisms -
01-29-2007, 06:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Al E Pistle
Geez, where do I start?
Laws don't change people; people change laws.
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that reminds me of something i once told my mother in an email.
laws are in place for those who DON'T want to follow them.
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Re: Your original aphorisms -
01-29-2007, 10:54 PM
Thanks for contributing.
I don't relish being a lone poet here.
Let's define aphorism for the unsaved trashers:
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Re: Your original aphorisms -
01-29-2007, 11:00 PM
You can always tell a Baptist preacher
but you can't tell him much!
Bless you, my hydrocephalics,
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Re: Your original aphorisms -
01-29-2007, 11:03 PM
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Ostracizing people
hide their heads in sand
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Re: Your original aphorisms -
01-29-2007, 11:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Father Maurice Lester
You can always tell a Baptist preacher
but you can't tell him much!
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It's to be original, not an insipid derivation
See Pastor Pistle's first entry for a shining example of -original thought-
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Re: Your original aphorisms -
01-29-2007, 11:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Poetic Peter
It's to be original, not an insipid derivation
See Pastor Pistle's first entry for a shining example of -original thought-
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Before rushing to get on the elevator of life, make sure it's not going to the basement.
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Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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Re: Your original aphorisms -
01-29-2007, 11:18 PM
Absence of proof is not proof of absence.
Praise Jesus
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Your original aphorisms -
01-29-2007, 11:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Al E Pistle
Before rushing to get on the elevator of life, make sure it's not going to the basement.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
Absence of proof is not proof of absence.
Praise Jesus
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Re: Your original aphorisms -
01-30-2007, 05:49 AM
We can't fix serious with serious. It's been tried. We put our faith in funny, and trust the outcome.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Your original aphorisms -
01-31-2007, 07:35 PM
There's a lot of evil folk in this world, and the Catholics and Polacks are among them.
What it may lack in snappiness and catchiness, it more than makes up for in truth, IMHO.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: Your original aphorisms -
01-31-2007, 07:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Brother Temperance
There's a lot of evil folk in this world, and the Catholics and Polacks are among them.
What it may lack in snappiness and catchiness, it more than makes up for in truth, IMHO.
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Dunno. Find a metaphor perhaps? Example hat
What to do with that?
Aphorisms are pith helmets
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Re: Your original aphorisms -
02-01-2007, 12:10 AM
He who laughs last, laughs hardest.
Referring to the persecuted True Christians™ who are laughed at on a daily basis.
Bush/Halliburton '08-Rapture!
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proper Christian singles
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