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Default Repent Now Sinners - 02-17-2007, 04:49 AM

Attention you foul sinners
For the devil is surely here
He has come for your souls
But you were too stupid to fear
Why didn’t you accept God
Instead of slobbering drool
You buggered your sister’s boyfriend
Thinking your minister a fool
You could have avoided this
The burning and torment in hell
Too stupid to think of the scriptures
I guess it’s just as well
Someone needed to go down
It might as well be you
You can think on it for eternity
God’s word is certainly true


"If thou buy an Hebrew servant, six years he shall serve: and in the seventh he shall go out free for nothing. . . . And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the manservant's do."
(Leviticus 21:6-7)
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Default Re: Repent Now Sinners - 02-21-2011, 12:34 AM

An Eagle Such As I

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Spirit of Truth


An eagle such as I,
Who roams in God's blue sky.

To the end of Heaven's majestic bow,
I am the apple,

of my God's eye.

I dwell upon the mountain tops,

Where time stands still,
but never stops.

And even though,
I go to and fro,

I never fly to,
the valleys below.

If you want to find me,
You must come to the Light,

for that is where God,
set me free.

An eagle such as I,

Who roams in God's blue sky.

To live forever

and to never die.
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