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Default Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever! - 10-04-2012, 07:01 PM

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Didymus doesn't believe the bears ever existed so it's all a moot point.
Then he needs to stop arguing the point then. Do you see me defending anything about the bible? No, because I don't believe in it, and that is why I don't believe in the magical bears theory.

Many in the religious culture insist that the god and the Holy Bible provide the foundation for all morality. This one act alone disproves this notion.


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Default Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever! - 10-04-2012, 08:48 PM

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Then he needs to stop arguing the point then. Do you see me defending anything about the bible? No, because I don't believe in it, and that is why I don't believe in the magical bears theory.

Many in the religious culture insist that the god and the Holy Bible provide the foundation for all morality. This one act alone disproves this notion.
Have you done any experiments with ordinary bears and large groups of children out in the open to see how many they catch? Those were seriously divinely motivated bears, by any standards unless you can prove that ordinary bears can do that. I don't need to do the experiment. For me, it's enough that it happened incontrovertibly in the most trustworthy book of all time.

You're the one making the extraordinary claim that they were not magic bears or divinely empowered bears or something. Tell me how it could have happened with ordinary bears. Prove it!



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I just turned into a "lackwit"
No, you've been a lackwit for quite some time. At least since before you joined this forum.

Let me use a popular atheist resource for you:

http://wiki.ironchariots.org/index.p...t_vs._agnostic

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Theism addresses the issue of belief. For any claim asserting the existence of a god, a theist is an individual who accepts (or positively believes) that the claim is true and an atheist (literally, "one without theism") is someone who does not.

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Gnosticism (in the general sense being discussed here) addresses the issue of what one knows or claims to know. For any claim regarding the existence of a god, a gnostic is an individual who claims knowledge that the assertion is true and an agnostic (literally, "one who lacks knowledge") is someone who makes no such claim.
More detail at the link, lackwit.


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Default Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever! - 10-30-2012, 02:22 AM

I don't understand so maybe you guys can help me out with this. The title of this thread is "QUIZ: Am I going to Heaven or Hell?" So my question is if you claim to be christian why are there all of these question when the Bible specifically states in Ephesians 2:8-9 "For by grace you have been saved through faith and that not of yourselves it is the gift of God; not as a result of works so that no man may boast." So to me that's simple, clear, and cuts to the chase, no where in there does it ask me to answer a set of fifty question proving to be some perfect person. So where or what influences this Quiz and questions when it clearly states right in Ephesians that its not about being the perfect person in order to be saved. Not to mention God's most important rules which are love God and love people. So then I can imagine your confusion as well as mine when I read question

46) Negroes are made by God to be our servants.

Now for the record God is an all powerful, all knowing, all loving being, and has instructed us as stated, that above all else we are to love him and love people. The question I keep coming back to myself is that if God is all love and he has instructed us to love people then why would he create people to be our servants and be looked down upon....that to me somewhere along just doesn't jive....I know crazy right!?

But my favorites by far are questions
15) Should non-believers be put to death?
31) Christians should not have any friends or associates who are non-Christian.

Once again I don't know about you but but I have read the bible and the God of the bible is an all loving God that wants to have a loving relationship with us. Multiple times through out the bible does it tell us to reach out and share the good news, to seek others and participate in evangelism, not only through words but through examples such as the apostle Paul.


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You guys might want to strongly consider changing that title. After reading through a few threads and seeing members post questions about topics they were not very sure about or had preexisting beliefs they were immediately labeled "Confirmed enemy of God, Eternal damnation assured, or another I saw was unsaved trash. So unsaved are not welcome here because your immediately gonna turn them off the whole idea instead of giving fact back answers and a desire to help.....honestly probably a good thing that way they can stay away from this site.

P.S. Obviously this is a throw away account I happened to find this site through an atheist discussion board that was making fun of this site...honestly they weren't to far off, this site is a complete turn off from Christianity and well as most of your facts/arguments are wrong and some just plain made up. Of course this post will either be deleted or I'll inevitably be labeled Gods enemy or something but if this post does stay up I would take great pleasure in seeing what your answers are.

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its been real.
No, apparently it's been a big joke to you.

Why bother to join a Christian church's discussion forum to mock Christians? Why not go down to your Mommy's church and tell her and all her friends off publicly?

Imagine how brave you'd really be if you had Jesus in you!

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Once again I don't know about you but but I have read the bible and the God of the bible is an all loving God that wants to have a loving relationship with us.
Apparently you haven't. Do tell, was He "all-loving" when He gave Noah 100 years to build a big boat, but didn't warn any of the people about the Flood? Was He "all-loving" when He drowned all the people, including the babies who hadn't had a chance to defy Him yet, along with the puppies and bunnies and fuzzy little chicks, all because the adults didn't do what He wanted?

And when He resurrects you from unknowing death (Ecclesiastes 9:5), along with all other sinners and non-Christians, specifically so He can burn you alive for all time in His Lake of Fire (Revelation chapters 20-22), how does that show Him as "all-loving"?


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I don't understand so maybe you guys can help me out with this. The title of this thread is "QUIZ: Am I going to Heaven or Hell?" So my question is if you claim to be christian why are there all of these question when the Bible specifically states in Ephesians 2:8-9 "For by grace you have been saved through faith and that not of yourselves it is the gift of God; not as a result of works so that no man may boast." So to me that's simple, clear, and cuts to the chase, no where in there does it ask me to answer a set of fifty question proving to be some perfect person. So where or what influences this Quiz and questions when it clearly states right in Ephesians that its not about being the perfect person in order to be saved. Not to mention God's most important rules which are love God and love people. So then I can imagine your confusion as well as mine when I read question
Friend, it's very easy and quite common for someone to think they have faith. A quiz like this one helps to illuminate areas of sin to reveal one's possible lack of faith.

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46) Negroes are made by God to be our servants.

Now for the record God is an all powerful, all knowing, all loving being, and has instructed us as stated, that above all else we are to love him and love people. The question I keep coming back to myself is that if God is all love and he has instructed us to love people then why would he create people to be our servants and be looked down upon....that to me somewhere along just doesn't jive....I know crazy right!?
Well, I don't know about "crazy" but certainly misunderstood. You see, the LORD is the Creator, and as such, it is His choice and His alone to decide what to create. When you create something, do you consider how it will feel, or do you have a plan and know what is best? Besides, whats a few decades of compelled servitude compared to an eternity of Heaven?



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You guys might want to strongly consider changing that title. After reading through a few threads and seeing members post questions about topics they were not very sure about or had preexisting beliefs they were immediately labeled "Confirmed enemy of God, Eternal damnation assured, or another I saw was unsaved trash. So unsaved are not welcome here because your immediately gonna turn them off the whole idea instead of giving fact back answers and a desire to help.....honestly probably a good thing that way they can stay away from this site.
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A lot of posters visit here claiming to understand God. Others visit in search of The Truth. In every case there is a simple test: Do They Quote Scripture?

This Blackthorn does not.

Anyone can make stuff up. But only God can command with such force as to Create the whole universe. Did that water in Genesis 1 say

"..oh dear . . . ..no . ...I don't think I'll bother being created today"?

No. God spake and it was.


Genesis 1:1-3a In the beginning God created the Heauen, and the Earth. And the earth was without forme, and voyd, and darkenesse was vpon the face of the deepe: and the Spirit of God mooued vpon the face of the waters. And God said, Let there be light:
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Visitors to the forum should bear this in mind. We will read what you post (if you make a post) but when you start telling us about God and especially when what you write is different from what God has Himself told us we will expect Scriptural support for what you say.

Blackthorn has not read The Bible, he does not know what it says. He knows nothing about The Perfect Love Of God and visitors should disregard everything in his silly post.

The Quuestions on page 1 are not to determine whether a reader is Saved. Anyone who is will be perfect because they are saved [they are not saved because they are perfect] but there are many who although they think they're "saved" and although they've been told by false teachers that they are "saved" will be unable to answer the questions in accordance with God's Handbook For Life because, in reality, they are not Saved.
The spirit that is in them is the spirit of the world.
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I Corinthians 2:11-16 For what man knoweth the things of a man, saue the spirit of man which is in him? Euen so the things of God knoweth no man, but the Spirit of God. Now wee haue receiued, not the spirit of the world, but the Spirit which is of God, that wee might know the things that are freely giuen to vs of God. Which things also we speake, not in the words which mans wisedome teacheth, but which the holy Ghost teacheth, comparing spiritual things with spirituall. But the naturall man receiueth not the things of the Spirit of God, for they are foolishnesse vnto him: neither can he know them, because they are spiritually discerned. But he that is spirituall, iudgeth all things, yet he himselfe is iudged of no man. For who hath knowen the mind of the Lord that he may instruct him? But we haue the mind of Christ.
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I must admit, I felt the temptation to NOT vote yes once or twice, but I cleansed my mind of such thoughts and answered correctly. My 100% was a test of faith.


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Default Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever! - 10-30-2012, 07:51 PM

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Default Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever! - 12-12-2012, 05:58 AM

For those who did not pass the quiz, please follow this link to get an idea of what's in store for you if you do not change your ways and turn your life over to Christ. Accept Him, follow the LORD's Commandments, and hearken unto Him. Seek His face.

See also: How Do I get Saved? A Guide for the Lost!

We don't want any of you to suffer the unfathomable eternal torments of hell, but there are certain conditions that must first be met, if you intend to benefit from God's unconditional love. I'll be praying for you.


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In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power



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Wow I got 10! I'm so pure. I'm going to heaven . Love Jesus the Lord!


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Wow I got 10! I'm so pure. I'm going to heaven . Love Jesus the Lord!
You are going straight to hell, missy. Anything less than 100 points means you are little more than a worm in God's eyes.

I will pray for you, but unless you use your God given will to change your evil ways and accept Jesus Christ as your personal savior, then He will cast you into the lake of fire for all eternity.

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Default Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever! - 09-23-2013, 05:15 PM

I have taken this quiz, apparently I am going to hell. It was simply curiosity, though I must say everyone sins every day of there lives. Vanity, lying even white lies, greed gluttony, lust for ones spouse or for someone else we all sin and will continue to sin untill the day we die and go to judgement before god. No I do not go to church for you can find god, its that moment of peace when doing simple things that moment where the wolrd and everything seems pure. It saddens me reading this thread completely saddens me that people can judge others, are we not supposed to travel among'st none believers of god and help them find there way? are we not supposed to accept every one because jesus accepted marry magdalin and spared her of stoning? That all of us have been born pure and it is our own decisions on which path judgement will take us too. The biggest sin is to deny god. yet we all sin like I said. vanity (getting a haircut, shaving, dressing nice, using makeup, using products save for unscented soap, looking in a mirror anything to make ones self look better is considered a sin) If a begger came into to church wanting to hear the gospel would you deny the beggar or would you embrace the beggar as one of your own because the beggar came for the word of god? would you deny the beggar because he or she is not properly dressed because the beggar has no money would you deny this person entrance to the church. We all judge every day and it saddens me, this saddens me to read those who speak that they love god that they use verses from the bible to suit there own needs and twist them for there own benefit, the bible is a walk of life a faith not something to use for ones own self validation of worth! a man who beats his wife and kids yet goes to church every day and his excuse is that in the bible a woman is submissive and if she is not he sees fit to teach her the ways of god, justifying scriptures to uphold this even when in the bible a man shall not strike his wife or mistreat her for he is not upholding the bible of god. This is just an example, another. A woman left by a man with children, no one to turn no job no money no experience in the work field chooses to strip to feed her children to ensure they are given proper nourishment she knows that she is sinning she knows that she will be judged for this and may burn in hell but her children wear clean clothes and food in there stomach she takes them to church encourages them to go to school supports them and in her heart she knows that the kids lives will be worse in foster care after having been through the system because many not all of those who take in children only do so for the money there are a select few who truly care. She repents daily and prays daily for god to lead her on the correct path to get her out of the situation... would you judge this woman and cast her from the church? or would you realize that in the bible jesus wanted us all too help a fellow person to show them the wrongs and help them overcome what they are doing, would you give this woman a respectable job to make enough money to support her children or would you turn your back. What if a homeless person came looking for work yet you deny them because they do not have proper ID, they were not clean shaven and there clothes in rags yet they want to work would you employ them and first help them aquire an ID or would you think this person only wants drug money and yet this person that you do not know nor do you know there past never touched a sip of alcohol nor partook in drugs.. but you do not know this, you do not know this person yet when you saw this person on the street you automatically thought it was drugs or alcohol. Would you be the person to take the chance to help them better themselves or would you cast them out? God is everywhere and in everyone god loves all of us and yes including sinners because there is a chance for redemption there is a chance and hope that we as a people will redeem ourselves. Yet I see on here so many people judging, what of Jesus "those without sin shall cast the first stone" only none sinners can judge someone else and like I said we all sin, no one lives like jesus, you as a person may be sinning for sitting at a computer and reading things on the internet for using facebook which is gossip and filled with sin. You say that you are sin free. I am not sin free I sin everyday yet I ask god everyday for forgiveness. You own a mirror you sin vanity, you indulge on good tasting foods you sin it is called gluttony, you look at another and become aroused even your spouse this is lust, you save money and covet your money and possesions, you get angry at another if they rip you off at the till accidentally, you sue someone, look at money as a way of survivle this is greed, you get angry by a persons actions no matter what that is it is called wrath, you sit and go online instead of working, you read or relax at any point this is called sloth. You boast about a new project or how you just had another baby, how well the church is doing, you boast about a new promotion or a childs wedding, you boast about loosing weight or getting in shape any good news and sharing good news is a form of pride being proud of yourself all of it is considered a sin. So you see I can go on and on about each of the seven and then some. So no do not judge others for who are you as a person to judge when filled with sin, like I said sitting at a computer reading this is considered lazy also sloth, you own a mirror vanity take care of your looks you are vain. Yet this is what society accepts and no other way I am not judging you or any one just stating facts so before you start a rant look inside of yourself and ask that question before you judge another and saying they will go to hell. I believe in god i own a bible I am catholic i sin daily and will sin till the day I die and only god can judge me. so before you judge another look inside yourself have you done something another can judge you for?
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A severe case of tl;dr and no paragraphs there.

This sprang out at me, though, like a daemon at an exorcism:

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A severe case of tl;dr and no paragraphs there.

This sprang out at me, though, like a daemon at an exorcism:



Sister, this is typical of the brainwashing the Whore of Babylon orchestrates every day. It's like those mackerel-snappers had never read 1 John 1:7!



Adean435, do some searching and you'll find that all of the points you've raised have been answered time and again. In the meantime, please make a thread of your own in the Introduction Forum.

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Default Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever! - 09-23-2013, 05:39 PM

Oh my, well I do hope you pray every night! and I will pray for you and hope that you can find a peace inside of yourself.
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