[HateTheSin]

Hello fellow men of God. Last year, I've started my journey in becoming a .

I know in my heart that I've made the right decision, and I'm preventing myself from spending an eternity in hellfire, but it seems as though it's harder to keep a mate being a devout Christian.

The women always tell me that I'm "too Christian", or I'm twisting the words of the Bible to fit my own views. I assure you I do exactly as the Lord says I should do.

1.) They have no respect for people who wish to be virgins until marriage. I refuse to engage in any sexual activity with anyone I do not call my wife, and will continue to be a virgin until have one.
Hebrews 13:4
2.) They believe themselves to be my equal, and say I have no right to correct them or smack them around a little if they get out of line (one even tried calling authorities on me for giving her a little smack for talking out of turn.) They ignore where the Bible says that they must submit to me.
Ephesians 5:22
3.) They believe that I should love them more than my Savior, yet I'm not even supposed to put my own parents over Christ.
Matthew 10:37-38

I'm kind of losing hope. Is it my area; do I need to move?
Or, could a few of you True Christian™ men give me a few pointers?
I would greatly appreciate any help.

[Witch Hammer]

Try the "quick & dirty" courtship method put forth by Jesus in Deuteronomy 22:28-9:

Simply rape your bride of choice and pay her father 50 shekels.

[HateTheSin]

Originally Posted by Witch Hammer

Try the "quick & dirty" courtship method put forth by Jesus in Deuteronomy 22:28-9:

Simply rape your bride of choice and pay her father 50 shekels.

How would I know if my prospective brides are virgins by this method?

[Didymus Much]

Originally Posted by Witch Hammer

Try the "quick & dirty" courtship method put forth by Jesus in Deuteronomy 22:28-9:
Simply rape your bride of choice and pay her father 50 shekels.

Originally Posted by HateTheSin

How would I know if my prospective brides are virgins by this method?

They aren't, or you're doing it wrong.

Where do they find these people?

[Des]

Originally Posted by HateTheSin

How would I know if my prospective brides are virgins by this method?

Well, she won't be a virgin after you rape her. But about the best way to find out if your rape-bride to be is a virgin pre-rape is to find out what gynecologist she uses, hire someone to tail her until her next visit, then have the tail break into the gynecologist's office after hours and steal her records.

P.S. 50 shekels is right at 19.5 ounces of silver, which is selling for just over $16.60 an ounce right now. Buy low, rape high. You get the best bang for your buck that way.

[HateTheSin]

Originally Posted by Des

Well, she won't be a virgin after you rape her. But about the best way to find out if your rape-bride to be is a virgin pre-rape is to find out what gynecologist she uses, hire someone to tail her until her next visit, then have the tail break into the gynecologist's office after hours and steal her records.

P.S. 50 shekels is right at 19.5 ounces of silver, which is selling for just over $16.60 an ounce right now. Buy low, rape high. You get the best bang for your buck that way.

Okay, so with this method, it may take a little while because I would have to keep track of her to be sure she's clean before I enacted the rape. Sounds very effective, and if all else fails, I will give this method a try. Thank you, Sir Des.

Any other suggestions?

[AtheistPolesmoker]

rape and incest really? Theres a point were your info becomes laughable but advocating rape. Well you could do this but enjoy prison vice and cmon do you really want to be known as the guy that failed with woman he just rapes them . Christ you people sometimes no pun intended also pretty sure jesus never raped anyone but christians seem to lack common sense to see that rape is wrong. Btw atheist war veteran here i have seen what fundamentalist can do and it ain't pretty. and I'm not just talking about muslims christians are just as blind too, that got off topic but rape is bad, i shouldnt have to tell you this but whatever you can't fix stupid .btw if u ever raped anyone i cared about be prepared to face the consequences of your actions trough the underside of my boot, rant over.

[Jim Farmer]

Why bomb this thread then? Like the other idiot Unsaved Trash (who is the only one to mention incest).

[Esther B.]

My apologies, gentlemen, for posting in the Men's Only Forum, but I am doing so on the request of my father. He was checking on my activities earlier and he saw this thread, read it, and after thinking for a few minutes, asked me to post in it.

He says that instead of finding a woman whose virginity might be questionable, you should PM me with a message for him so you two can possibly arrange something.

Once3 again, my apologies for posting in this forum.

[HateTheSin]

Originally Posted by Esther B.

My apologies, gentlemen, for posting in the Men's Only Forum, but I am doing so on the request of my father. He was checking on my activities earlier and he saw this thread, read it, and after thinking for a few minutes, asked me to post in it.

He says that instead of finding a woman whose virginity might be questionable, you should PM me with a message for him so you two can possibly arrange something.

Once3 again, my apologies for posting in this forum.

Is your father a True Christian™? If so, I'd be more than happy to speak with him.

[Esther B.]

Originally Posted by HateTheSin

Is your father a True Christian™? If so, I'd be more than happy to speak with him.

Yes, he is. He says that he looks forward to hearing from you.

Once again, I apologize for posting in the Men's Only Forum.

[Witch Hammer]

Originally Posted by HateTheSin

Okay, so with this method, it may take a little while because I would have to keep track of her to be sure she's clean before I enacted the rape. Sounds very effective, and if all else fails, I will give this method a try. Thank you, Sir Des.

Any other suggestions?

If you have the stomach for it, you could just perform a field vag exam with a pen light in whichever dark alley/abandoned building/deeply-wooded area/dimly lit parking garage you choose to rape your blushing bride-to-be in. If the slut has already been defiled, don't waste any more chloroform on her...the stuff is expensive. Make sure you're long gone before she regains consciousness, no need to get tangled up with secular authorities.

[Jim Farmer]

The issue there though, is that he has to be found raping her, in order to qualify to marry her.
Deuteronomy 22:28-29 28 If a man find a damsel that is a virgin, which is not betrothed, and lay hold on her, and lie with her, and they be found; 29 Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel’s father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her, he may not put her away all his days.

If all else fails, young man, if you can wait for another 15 years and 10 months my girl child will be 16. I am looking at prospective husband that I can unload her on to.

[BecauseIPolack (On Moderation)]

Finding a WOMAN is so hard in your case, not even mentioning WIFE

I believe that there is NO HOPE at all for you to find a normal woman as a wife, so forget about it, the only hope for you is in TRUE CHRISTIAN women, they are the only one who will bother to actually like you, the rest is gonna take you as a freak of nature and a psychopath pervert ( lol )

[Ex-soccer player]

Originally Posted by HateTheSin

I'm kind of losing hope.

Losing hope is not a Christian thing to do

Engage in Christian activities like street preaching or door-to-door soul-winning. There you will meet a lot of people and if it's Gods will you may find a proper wife. If you don't find a woman, God may have higher plans for you (1 Corinthians 7:8) in these end times we live in, thank God for that! It's God's will that counts, not ours

Wait on the Lord: be of good courage, and he shall strengthen thine heart: wait, I say, on the Lord. - Psalm 27:14

[HateTheSin]

Originally Posted by Witch Hammer

If you have the stomach for it, you could just perform a field vag exam with a pen light in whichever dark alley/abandoned building/deeply-wooded area/dimly lit parking garage you choose to rape your blushing bride-to-be in. If the slut has already been defiled, don't waste any more chloroform on her...the stuff is expensive. Make sure you're long gone before she regains consciousness, no need to get tangled up with secular authorities.

Thank you for the tips, Sir Witch Hammer.

Originally Posted by Jim Farmer

The issue there though, is that he has to be found raping her, in order to qualify to marry her.
Deuteronomy 22:28-29 28 If a man find a damsel that is a virgin, which is not betrothed, and lay hold on her, and lie with her, and they be found; 29 Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel’s father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her, he may not put her away all his days.

If all else fails, young man, if you can wait for another 15 years and 10 months my girl child will be 16. I am looking at prospective husband that I can unload her on to.

Thanks for the tip and your gracious offer, Sir Farmer. If all else does fail, I will definitely take you up on it.

Originally Posted by Ex-soccer player

Losing hope is not a Christian thing to do

Engage in Christian activities like street preaching or door-to-door soul-winning. There you will meet a lot of people and if it's Gods will you may find a proper wife. If you don't find a woman, God may have higher plans for you (1 Corinthians 7:8) in these end times we live in, thank God for that! It's God's will that counts, not ours

Wait on the Lord: be of good courage, and he shall strengthen thine heart: wait, I say, on the Lord. - Psalm 27:14

I thank you for your words of encouragement, Sir. I will definitely live within the Word, and lift my spirits.

[Naomi Ruth Lamb]

Hate the Sin,

How old are you, dear? Do you like pie?

Just wondering...

NRL

PS: Esther, must you try to latch on to every available man in creation? "Thou shalt not covet." That last fiasco of an engagement should have taught you to use a little patience. Using that "dad" excuse is so transparent.

[Esther B.]

Originally Posted by Naomi Ruth Lamb

PS: Esther, must you try to latch on to every available man in creation? "Thou shalt not covet." That last fiasco of an engagement should have taught you to use a little patience. Using that "dad" excuse is so transparent.

Naomi, dear, I have no idea what you're talking about. I have been incredibly patient with my past courtship and the almost-courtship from a few months ago. If you wish to discuss this further, I'll gladly do so in the Women's Forum, as the menfolk do not need to such chatter*.

*Forgive me, gentlemen, for posting here.

[HateTheSin]

Originally Posted by Naomi Ruth Lamb

Hate the Sin,

How old are you, dear? Do you like pie?

Just wondering...

NRL

PS: Esther, must you try to latch on to every available man in creation? "Thou shalt not covet." That last fiasco of an engagement should have taught you to use a little patience. Using that "dad" excuse is so transparent.

Madame Lamb,

I am 21 years young; and what Christian man doesn't appreciate his fair share of pie?

[MasakiMashiro(not)]

I am under a same problem as well. I am frustrated and desperately need a wife; but the women I court feel power over me and I find that sinful and disgusting. Where can I find a good Christian wife?