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Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss??? -
11-22-2012, 10:19 PM
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Obesity comes from the perverse desire to kill yourself with food.
Are you calling a True Christian™ lady a bigot now?
You disgust me, Motty the Zit-Faced Lezbean, you make me sick.
I will pray for you.
Oh, and Happy Thanksgiving!
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I like you people, insulting but kind at the same time.
You as well make me sick, abiding by a sick fairytale.
May the goddess bless you in your journey.
Enjoy the holiday as well my friend.
Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination. (Leviticus 18:22)
But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me. (Luke 19:27)
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Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss??? -
11-22-2012, 11:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Motty the Zit-Faced Lezbean
I like you people, insulting but kind at the same time.
You as well make me sick, abiding by a sick fairytale.
May the goddess bless you in your journey.
Enjoy the holiday as well my friend.
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Well, Motty, hopefully some of that vomiting will encourage weight loss and help you on your way to renounce witchcraft wickerwork, or whatever perversion it is you practice.
Just think, Motty, one day those zits will disappear, and with the help of Jesus, you might find a True Christian™ husband, whom you can obey in every single aspect of your life, for the rest of your life. You would wash his clothes, accept his discipline with humility and produce a succession of healthy soldiers for Christ. Always thinking of him, and never of your own selfish needs.
Wouldn't that be the best " fairytale" for you, young lady?
God bless you, my dear, on this memorial day of injun slaughter and pestilence.
YBIC
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Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss??? -
11-23-2012, 12:05 AM
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Well, Motty, hopefully some of that vomiting will encourage weight loss and help you on your way to renounce witchcraft wickerwork, or whatever perversion it is you practice.
Just think, Motty, one day those zits will disappear, and with the help of Jesus, you might find a True Christian™ husband, whom you can obey in every single aspect of your life, for the rest of your life. You would wash his clothes, accept his discipline with humility and produce a succession of healthy soldiers for Christ. Always thinking of him, and never of your own selfish needs.
Wouldn't that be the best "fairytale" for you, young lady?
God bless you, my dear, on this memorial day of injun slaughter and pestilence.
YBIC
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Brother Hopkins, you can always be counted on for Godly encouragement. I wonder if our zit-faced fat girl has learned how to get rid of her zits: Acne – The Mark of the Devil!
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss??? -
11-23-2012, 12:26 AM
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Brother Hopkins, you can always be counted on for Godly encouragement. I wonder if our zit-faced fat girl has learned how to get rid of her zits: Acne – The Mark of the Devil!
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If acne is so quote "The mark of the Devil" then the good little religious boys and girls of my school are so evil. While my friends hardly ever get such a thing only from time to time (and they do not wear makeup.) Which means my friends are good, and every Christian I've met are evil. Thanks for clearing that up (haha another pun.)
Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination. (Leviticus 18:22)
But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me. (Luke 19:27)
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Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss??? -
11-23-2012, 12:29 AM
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If acne is so quote "The mark of the Devil" then the good little religious boys and girls of my school are so evil. While my friends hardly ever get such a thing only from time to time (and they do not wear makeup.) Which means my friends are good, and every Christian I've met are evil. Thanks for clearing that up (haha another pun.)
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Er, Motty, your 'friends' are hiding those zits in places you don't want to look into.
Your Brother In Christ
Matthew
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Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss??? -
11-23-2012, 12:36 AM
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Which means my friends are good, and every Christian I've met are evil. Thanks for clearing that up (haha another pun.)
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No True Christian™ has acne. If you've met a person with a face full of zits and they claim to be Christian, you can see right away they are lying to themselves.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss??? -
11-23-2012, 12:42 AM
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No True Christian™ has acne. If you've met a person with a face full of zits and they claim to be Christian, you can see right away they are lying to themselves.
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I think the only people I've seen without zits are Mormons, none that I saw had pimples even at the temple open house. They are quite attractive (only the men, the women are sticks)
Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination. (Leviticus 18:22)
But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me. (Luke 19:27)
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Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss??? -
11-23-2012, 12:56 AM
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Originally Posted by Motty the Zit-Faced Lezbean
I think the only people I've seen without zits are Mormons, none that I saw had pimples even at the temple open house. They are quite attractive (only the men, the women are sticks)
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Mormons have all made deals with the Devil. That's what their "secret" Temple Sacraments are. They'll get what's coming to them the moment after they take their last breath.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss??? -
11-23-2012, 01:04 AM
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Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda
Mormons have all made deals with the Devil. That's what their "secret" Temple Sacraments are. They'll get what's coming to them the moment after they take their last breath.
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Then why are their faces so clear? Jesus is placed everywhere within the gorgeous temple, as well as the Catholics? Your theory seems very flawed... (haha another pun)
Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination. (Leviticus 18:22)
But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me. (Luke 19:27)
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Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss??? -
11-23-2012, 01:35 AM
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Then why are their faces so clear? Jesus is placed everywhere within the gorgeous temple, as well as the Catholics? Your theory seems very flawed... (haha another pun)
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Honey, those mormon zits are right by the acupuncture point.
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Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss??? -
11-23-2012, 05:54 PM
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Where is the acupuncture point? I have absolutely no clue, although I am sensing near the genitals?
Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination. (Leviticus 18:22)
But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me. (Luke 19:27)
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Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss??? -
11-23-2012, 06:31 PM
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Where is the acupuncture point? I have absolutely no clue, although I am sensing near the [pornographic filth removed]
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Motty! You need to wash your mouth out with soap, young lady.
All the information you need to know about the acupuncture point, and WHY GOD HATES IT, is contained in the link I provided.
YBIC
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Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss??? -
11-23-2012, 06:39 PM
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Motty! You need to wash your mouth out with soap, young lady.
All the information you need to know about the acupuncture point, and WHY GOD HATES IT, is contained in the link I provided.
YBIC
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I am still confused, the only acupuncture point I know is at the back of the neck, and if thats so I believe I would have seen it.
Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination. (Leviticus 18:22)
But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me. (Luke 19:27)
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Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss??? -
11-23-2012, 06:47 PM
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I am still confused, the only acupuncture point I know is at the back of the neck, and if thats so I believe I would have seen it.
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There, are you satisfied now? Harlot.
YBIC
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Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss??? -
11-30-2012, 11:21 PM
Wow, I'm sorry, but what kind of question is this? I thought this was a CHRISTIAN BAPTIST site. Of course you can not kiss before marriage :\. Aren't you ashamed to ask this on a forum where men can read it in the first place? What would Jesus say about this? Do you think that He kissed His wife before he was Married? Do you not follow His example? Where in the Bible does Jesus do such a thing? I will put you on my 'To Pray For'-list and will probably even reserve time to pray for you this week because you are a very bad person and you are in need of immediate savior by the Lord Jesus Christ .
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Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss??? -
12-01-2012, 12:29 AM
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Wow, I'm sorry, but what kind of question is this? I thought this was a CHRISTIAN BAPTIST site. Of course you can not kiss before marriage :\. Aren't you ashamed to ask this on a forum where men can read it in the first place? What would Jesus say about this? Do you think that He kissed His wife before he was Married? Do you not follow His example? Where in the Bible does Jesus do such a thing? I will put you on my 'To Pray For'-list and will probably even reserve time to pray for you this week because you are a very bad person and you are in need of immediate savior by the Lord Jesus Christ .
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I beg your pardon???
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss??? -
12-01-2012, 12:35 AM
I was being asking a rethorical question here! The answer is: OF COURSE NOT. Jesus Christ would condemn this. I am not a blasphemist.
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Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss??? -
12-01-2012, 12:41 AM
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I was being asking a rethorical question here! The answer is: OF COURSE NOT. Jesus Christ would condemn this. I am not a blasphemist.
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You implied He was married!
<---died a bachelor
<----resurrected a bachelor
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss??? -
12-06-2012, 06:10 AM
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Wow, I'm sorry, but what kind of question is this? I thought this was a CHRISTIAN BAPTIST site. Of course you can not kiss before marriage :\. Aren't you ashamed to ask this on a forum where men can read it in the first place? What would Jesus say about this? Do you think that He kissed His wife before he was Married? Do you not follow His example? Where in the Bible does Jesus do such a thing? I will put you on my 'To Pray For'-list and will probably even reserve time to pray for you this week because you are a very bad person and you are in need of immediate savior by the Lord Jesus Christ .
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Dude, it was a question. Calm yourself. I would like this poor girl to know that it's ok to kiss before you are married. don't listen to these people. they are only about to make you feel bad if you aren't what they think God considers "perfect."
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Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss??? -
12-06-2012, 06:23 AM
I may be easy but I'm always up for kissing on the first date. What's the point of dating a girl if you don't want to kiss her? That's sort of how you know if you want to marry the b1tch. Could you see yourself spending the rest of your life with your face right up in hers? I guess that's why I've never been married.
Things are going to get worse before they get better.
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