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  • #31
    Re: how to find work in the United States. foreigner?

    Originally posted by ruslan111 View Post
    Hello! my name Ruslan.Vasilisy sister wrote about you. for me will be a great joy. if I'm going to work and will have the opportunity to learn English. I'm not married. Thank you for writing to me. PS waiting for your reply .....
    Don't hop that plane too fast, Boris. There are problems in Michigan that I need to deal with first. So, sit your Russkie behind down and have some cold soup in the pig pen while I sort this out.

    Lovingly,
    NRL
    1 Samuel 8:13 "And he will take your daughters to be confectionaries, and to be cookes, and to be bakers."
    Naomi Ruth Lamb, Proprietress:
    Naomi's Moist Pie - Unsaved Unwelcome!
    Locations in 50 States and Canada
    !Voted Best Pie in Freehold!
    Once you've tasted Naomi's pie, you'll crave it again and again and again and again.
    Baptist pastors always receive a 50% discount.

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    • #32
      Re: how to find work in the United States. foreigner?

      Originally posted by Naomi Ruth Lamb View Post
      Don't hop that plane too fast, Boris. There are problems in Michigan that I need to deal with first. So, sit your Russkie behind down and have some cold soup in the pig pen while I sort this out.

      Lovingly,
      NRL
      NRL?
      For if the casting away of them (Jews) - reconciliation of the world, what will their acceptance be but life from the dead?

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      • #33
        Re: how to find work in the United States. foreigner?

        Originally posted by ruslan111 View Post
        NRL?

        N
        aomi Ruth Lamb. Please forgive her for raising your hope and then cutting it short. It seems like she is not sure what she wants, exactly.
        God created fossils to test our faith.

        * * *

        My favorite LBC sermons:
        True Christians are Perfect!
        True Christian™ Love.
        Salvation™ made Easy!
        You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
        Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
        Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
        Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
        Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
        The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
        Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
        God HATES Rational Thinking!
        True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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        • #34
          Re: how to find work in the United States. foreigner?

          Originally posted by TaraAnne View Post
          This is one of the great down falls of America with the abolishment of slavery! You see had Abraham Lincoln not freed the slaves years back you would not have to look for work. You would be owned and not have to deal with this burden of having to find work in America. You would not have to beg for work or for food as both would be provided for you. I can see that you need discipline as well. That would be provided for you as well.

          I am sure Mr. Lincoln regrets freeing the slaves now. That progressive president is responsible for the poverty and begging that is so common these days in America it makes me sick. I can see why Mary Todd opened the door for that Catholic Booth to shoot him. While she could not disagree with her husbands decision, she knew this was going to hurt her family.
          Yes, very logical if you are slave you don't need to beg to work or food, because you would have plenty of work and almost no food. But you also have no money, isn't that considered being poor?

          You know if you want to be my slave I wouldn't mind just tell me
          Isaiah 3:12 As for my people, children are their oppressors, and women rule over them. O my people, they which lead thee cause thee to err, and destroy the way of thy paths.

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          • #35
            Re: how to find work in the United States. foreigner?

            Originally posted by TheChristian View Post
            Yes, very logical if you are slave you don't need to beg to work or food, because you would have plenty of work and almost no food. But you also have no money, isn't that considered being poor?

            You know if you want to be my slave I wouldn't mind just tell me
            Stop flirting with your betters.



            And you shouldn't worry about the poor: God has their back.

            (Isaiah 41:17) "When the poor and needy seek water, and there is none, and their tongue faileth for thirst, I the LORD will hear them, I the God of Israel will not forsake them."



            Yours in Christ,

            Z. Smyth
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            • #36
              Re: how to find work in the United States. foreigner?

              Ruslan,

              Slight change of plans. Your ticket will be for North Dakota instead of Michigan. I'm afraid Michigan holds little but broken promises and heartache for you, whereas North Dakota will be a source of low-cost housing, constant work, and a bright future for you.

              Please plan to be there by the grand opening of the pie shop.

              NRL
              1 Samuel 8:13 "And he will take your daughters to be confectionaries, and to be cookes, and to be bakers."
              Naomi Ruth Lamb, Proprietress:
              Naomi's Moist Pie - Unsaved Unwelcome!
              Locations in 50 States and Canada
              !Voted Best Pie in Freehold!
              Once you've tasted Naomi's pie, you'll crave it again and again and again and again.
              Baptist pastors always receive a 50% discount.

              Comment


              • #37
                Re: how to find work in the United States. foreigner?

                Originally posted by ruslan111 View Post
                What level of English should own cashier? and that part of his duties? you can make me a work visa to her I went to the U.S. Embassy
                Originally posted by ruslan111 View Post
                What level of English should own cashier? and that part of his duties? you can make me a work visa to her I went to the U.S. Embassy
                Hello Russkie,

                Why did the the Embassy not help you? And why are you leaving Mother Russia during Putin's inevitable invasion of the Ukraine?

                You claim to be Christian but have yet to mention a Church or one good quote for the KJV.

                You see comrade, I was a ditch digger for the US Army in my journeyman years and rose to the esteemed rank of Specialist before a series of unfortunate events had me busted down to the equivalent of E-0. Regardless, I know deception when I see it.

                And the way I see it, either you are a deserter or more likely, you are trying to contact your fellow socialist- President Obama!

                What's it going to be Commie? I'm not going to let you use True Christian love and compassion to cover for a sleeper agent.

                I suggest you either start confessing the details of your devious Leftist mission; or get on your knees, look past that drone into Heaven, repent your Bolshevik ways and ask Christ to save your soul.

                John 3:16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.

                The choice is yours pinko.
                "Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven." (Matthew 5:16)

                "But I say unto you, That whosoever shall put away his wife, saving for the cause of fornication, causeth her to commit adultery: and whosoever shall marry her that is divorced committeth adultery." (Matthew 5:32)

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                • #38
                  Re: how to find work in the United States. foreigner?

                  Originally posted by Frednekk View Post
                  Hello Russkie,

                  Why did the the Embassy not help you? And why are you leaving Mother Russia during Putin's inevitable invasion of the Ukraine?

                  You claim to be Christian but have yet to mention a Church or one good quote for the KJV.

                  You see comrade, I was a ditch digger for the US Army in my journeyman years and rose to the esteemed rank of Specialist before a series of unfortunate events had me busted down to the equivalent of E-0. Regardless, I know deception when I see it.

                  And the way I see it, either you are a deserter or more likely, you are trying to contact your fellow socialist- President Obama!

                  What's it going to be Commie? I'm not going to let you use True Christian love and compassion to cover for a sleeper agent.

                  I suggest you either start confessing the details of your devious Leftist mission; or get on your knees, look past that drone into Heaven, repent your Bolshevik ways and ask Christ to save your soul.

                  John 3:16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.

                  The choice is yours pinko.
                  Russian is my love and I will be faithful to her...... Putin man who keeps peace throughout the world.... . . . Russia has enough weeks to conquer the whole of Europe... and that she took? We did not have pushed forward the Ukraine - it's always belonged to Russia. If people want more autonomy of Crimea, let get mr Frednek I see that you are very intelligent people and believe in Jesus as well as I do ... ...I just want to work on the NRL.... with respect Ruslan
                  For if the casting away of them (Jews) - reconciliation of the world, what will their acceptance be but life from the dead?

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                  • #39
                    Re: how to find work in the United States. foreigner?

                    Originally posted by ruslan111 View Post
                    Russian is my love and I will be faithful to her...... Putin man who keeps peace throughout the world.... . . . Russia has enough weeks to conquer the whole of Europe... and that she took? We did not have pushed forward the Ukraine - it's always belonged to Russia. If people want more autonomy of Crimea, let get mr Frednek I see that you are very intelligent people and believe in Jesus as well as I do ... ...I just want to work on the NRL.... with respect Ruslan
                    I understand your love for your home.

                    But Putin already has Crimea, the Ukraine is next... I don't know if we can also let you steal Sister Lamb's pie for Putin. Where would it end?

                    What say you, Sister Lamb? Could this be an alternative to that forsaken midget?
                    "Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven." (Matthew 5:16)

                    "But I say unto you, That whosoever shall put away his wife, saving for the cause of fornication, causeth her to commit adultery: and whosoever shall marry her that is divorced committeth adultery." (Matthew 5:32)

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                    • #40
                      Re: how to find work in the United States. foreigner?

                      Originally posted by ruslan111 View Post
                      We did not have pushed forward the Ukraine - it's always belonged to Russia.
                      Well, except for the prolonged periods of time when it belonged to Poland. But you're right, Ukraine doesn't really have the right to be independent. Why not split it in half, and give one half (the larger half) to Poland and the other to Russia. Belarus, Latvia, Lithuania, and Estonia should also be erased from the political map. They all have names which sound more like names of provinces than of independent countries. I'm pretty sure that the ethnic identities of Ukrainians, Belorussians, Lithuanians, Latvians, and Estonians are made up, anyway.

                      European political map made much more sense in the sixteenth century. Ohh, wait, does it show Crimea as an independent country??? How shocking! I wonder what happened to the people who wanted Crimea to be independent... Oh, I know - Stalin happened!

                      God created fossils to test our faith.

                      * * *

                      My favorite LBC sermons:
                      True Christians are Perfect!
                      True Christian™ Love.
                      Salvation™ made Easy!
                      You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                      Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                      Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                      Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                      Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                      The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                      Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                      God HATES Rational Thinking!
                      True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

                      Comment


                      • #41
                        Re: how to find work in the United States. foreigner?

                        Originally posted by Frednekk View Post
                        I understand your love for your home.

                        I don't know if we can also let you steal Sister Lamb's pie for Putin. Where would it end?
                        Do you not know that the unrighteous will not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor homosexuals, 10ni thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners - the kingdom of God shall not inherit.


                        if Mr. Obama asked to steal a pie I did not steal
                        For if the casting away of them (Jews) - reconciliation of the world, what will their acceptance be but life from the dead?

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                        • #42
                          Re: how to find work in the United States. foreigner?

                          Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
                          Well, except for the prolonged periods of time when it belonged to Poland. But you're right, Ukraine doesn't really have the right to be independent. Why not split it in half, and give one half (the larger half) to Poland and the other to Russia. Belarus, Latvia, Lithuania, and Estonia should also be erased from the political map. They all have names which sound more like names of provinces than of independent countries. I'm pretty sure that the ethnic identities of Ukrainians, Belorussians, Lithuanians, Latvians, and Estonians are made up, anyway.

                          European political map made much more sense in the sixteenth century. Ohh, wait, does it show Crimea as an independent country??? How shocking! I wonder what happened to the people who wanted Crimea to be independent... Oh, I know - Stalin happened!

                          Crimea many applicants Turks Poles . Did you know that the Russian fleet in Crimea ?
                          Ukraine opposition, said that when she joins the EU there will be a fleet of NATO and the U.S. ... Russia expelled from its own land for which she paid money to Ukraine ... you are right that it is necessary to divide Ukraine Western Ukraine Poland ... Russia 's economy depends on its gas exports through Ukraine pipeline goes through Ukraine to Europe ... Russia was paying a lot of money for it ... Putin just tired of this attitude of the brotherly people . PS . All america sanctions against Putin looks sorry
                          For if the casting away of them (Jews) - reconciliation of the world, what will their acceptance be but life from the dead?

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                          • #43
                            Re: how to find work in the United States. foreigner?

                            Originally posted by ruslan111 View Post
                            Crimea many applicants Turks Poles . Did you know that the Russian fleet in Crimea ?
                            Ukraine opposition, said that when she joins the EU there will be a fleet of NATO and the U.S. ... Russia expelled from its own land for which she paid money to Ukraine ... you are right that it is necessary to divide Ukraine Western Ukraine Poland ...
                            I know, right? These peasants are way too incompetent to be able to govern themselves. Although I'm not sure if Poles will be able to handle them either.

                            Russia 's economy depends on its gas exports through Ukraine pipeline goes through Ukraine to Europe ... Russia was paying a lot of money for it ... Putin just tired of this attitude of the brotherly people .
                            Poor Putin. It must be so sad, being used to having so many colonies, ready to fulfill all wishes of their master.

                            Ukraine's recent government change is just outrageous. As if the fact that Ukraine legally is an independent country gave it the right to be factually independent. Ridiculous.

                            PS . All america sanctions against Putin looks sorry
                            Agreed. We should just nuke Crimea, that would solve all the problems - nobody would want it afterwards.
                            God created fossils to test our faith.

                            * * *

                            My favorite LBC sermons:
                            True Christians are Perfect!
                            True Christian™ Love.
                            Salvation™ made Easy!
                            You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                            Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                            Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                            Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                            Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                            The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                            Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                            God HATES Rational Thinking!
                            True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                            • #44
                              Re: how to find work in the United States. foreigner?

                              Originally posted by ruslan111 View Post
                              if Mr. Obama asked to steal a pie I did not steal
                              Your story is changing Comrade. What is your business with Sister Lamb if you are not interested in pie?

                              Are you Russian Orthodox? Why did the US Embassy deny you aid? Everyone knows the KGB runs the Russian Orthodox Church.

                              Why did Putin send you here?!
                              "Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven." (Matthew 5:16)

                              "But I say unto you, That whosoever shall put away his wife, saving for the cause of fornication, causeth her to commit adultery: and whosoever shall marry her that is divorced committeth adultery." (Matthew 5:32)

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                              • #45
                                Re: how to find work in the United States. foreigner?

                                Originally posted by Frednekk View Post
                                Your story is changing Comrade. What is your business with Sister Lamb if you are not interested in pie?

                                Are you Russian Orthodox? Why did the US Embassy deny you aid? Everyone knows the KGB runs the Russian Orthodox Church.

                                Why did Putin send you here?!
                                united united states is very difficult to get a work visa ... if I was an agent of the FSB (KGB has long been destroyed), I would not be writing here ... Russian open country you can come to us ... I am a Protestant Christian .... so you like Naomi Ruth sister?
                                For if the casting away of them (Jews) - reconciliation of the world, what will their acceptance be but life from the dead?

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