[Cranky Old Man]

It is always an amazing experience to see Jesus Christ in action to Save© one of His faithful followers, over and over again. One of the most Christian men there is, is of course sports hero Josh Hamilton! That man has been saved by Jesus more times than there are tombstones in the cemetery! John 14:6 "Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me."

Many people who get fame and fortune start taking drugs like candy, have sex like bunnies with their male fans and forget to send their grandmothers presents for their birthdays. Ephesians 5:18 "And be not drunk with wine, wherein is excess; but be filled with the Spirit"

Demonstrating the importance of cleaning up your own mess:


Not Josh Hamilton! Each and every time he starts drinking like a Russian, driving like a German or kissing men like a Frenchmen, again, he admits he has been wrong! Every time pictures are published of him getting drunk like a Kennedy, he doesn't deny it! Every time video's of him getting stoned like a garden gnome show up, he doesn't try to hide it! Every time he has gay sex with a man right in front of his wife, he says sorry as soon as it is over, and not a second later! And he always begs Jesus for forgiveness! And he keeps telling about it on television over and over again! So he is always free of sin! 1st John 1:7 "But if we walk in the light, as he is in the light, we have fellowship one with another, and the blood of Jesus Christ his Son cleanseth us from all sin."

Teaching the fans about properly worshiping Jesus:


And he never admits to more than what is told by witnesses, filmed or photographed! Why? To protect his family from getting exposed to the aggressive liberal America hating media. Because as a Christian, he hates his family, exactly as commanded by Jesus! Luke 14:26 "If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple."

Educating innocent girls about the dangers of sinning:


This is a decent man people! This is a good family man people! This, and there can be no doubt about it, is a True Christian™! And that is what will get you into Heaven. I pray that my grandchildren will learn from Josh Hamilton's lessons, and become as Christian as Josh Hamilton, because that is what will get them into Heaven! Matthew 21:22 "And all things, whatsoever ye shall ask in prayer, believing, ye shall receive."

Teaching sinful girls about getting down for Jesus:

[Felicity]

I hope the husband my father will select for me, will be as decent and as Christian as Josh Hamilton!