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Default Re: Attn: Unsaved Trash "MalleusMaleficarum" - 03-20-2015, 01:33 AM

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Even if I were a manly man, I would not be ashamed to say that I am quite moved by this celestial harmony that surely is a gift from Jesus. It is heartwarming to see two souls meet and form a Godly brotherhood after some initial disagreement. Jesus surely weeps happy tears as He looks upon this resolution!.



2 Corinthians 5:18
And all things are of God, who hath reconciled us to himself by Jesus Christ, and hath given to us the ministry of reconciliation;

Glory to Jesus.



Yours in Christ,

Elmer
Amen! At first, satan tricked me into feeling that this fellow was some kind of nefarious pervert with all kinds of nasty tricks up his sleeve, and an identity thief, but now that I know he is a Brother in Christ, I would trust him alone with my wife and children without any hesitation! If he's good enough for Jesus, he's good enough for me!
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Default Re: Attn: Unsaved Trash "MalleusMaleficarum" - 03-20-2015, 09:46 AM

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Thank you, Brother. Whenever I see your username, I also am reminded that our faith must be as a relentless, ruthless, unyielding yet loving machine powered and programmed by the Living Word. The enemies of God flee before the onslaught of the machine, but trip and fall over the stumbling blocks satan has placed before them, to be mowed down and ground to pulp by the furiously spinning blades, then burned forever in an unquenchable inferno. Praise Jesus!

A precious few will get the picture and hop onboard, as pleases The Lord, for it is His desire that none should perish...except for those who deny His loving embrace.
Oh, that's so nice! You paint such a vivid picture with your words! Why, I can almost see the sinners being ground up like hamburger meat.


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