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Please allow me to reintroduce myself -
03-14-2015, 06:08 AM
hello there! i've already made an intro post but i believe many people misunderstood me and a few other posts on here. just wanted to start fresh.
first of all i am bi but not by choice. my gay dads forced me to be gay and now i'm it's like i'm addicted to it. i try not to be but gayness is like a disease. i have since cut my Satanist dads out of my life completely and am trying to be a True Christian.
i try to avoid the sin of homersexuality and sodomy at all times but it is hard. i find myself performing gay acts with other men and trannies many times a week as well as watching porn and having dirty thoughts.
i understand this is an abomination and i am unsaved trash. i am begging the other members of this Church, as well as God Himself, for forgiveness and to help me in my time of need.
for the sake of my eternal soul, i am on my knees in front of you all begging you for help. please open up your hearts and let your forgiveness spray out on to me!
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Re: Please allow me to reintroduce myself -
03-14-2015, 06:22 AM
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Originally Posted by JohnnyTightLips
hello there! i've already made an intro post but i believe many people misunderstood me and a few other posts on here. just wanted to start fresh.
first of all i am bi but not by choice. my gay dads forced me to be gay and now i'm it's like i'm addicted to it. i try not to be but gayness is like a disease. i have since cut my Satanist dads out of my life completely and am trying to be a True Christian.
i try to avoid the sin of homersexuality and sodomy at all times but it is hard. i find myself performing gay acts with other men and trannies many times a week as well as watching porn and having dirty thoughts.
i understand this is an abomination and i am unsaved trash. i am begging the other members of this Church, as well as God Himself, for forgiveness and to help me in my time of need.
for the sake of my eternal soul, i am on my knees in front of you all begging you for help. please open up your hearts and let your forgiveness spray out on to me!
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You didn't mention Jesus even once in that post, scumbag! You should be brown-nosing The Lamb™ first and foremost...when He has cleansed you of your sin, then you will have our approval.
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Re: Please allow me to reintroduce myself -
03-14-2015, 08:09 AM
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Originally Posted by JohnnyTightLips
hello there! i've already made an intro post but i believe many people misunderstood me and a few other posts on here. just wanted to start fresh.
first of all i am bi but not by choice. my gay dads forced me to be gay and now i'm it's like i'm addicted to it. i try not to be but gayness is like a disease. i have since cut my Satanist dads out of my life completely and am trying to be a True Christian.
i try to avoid the sin of homersexuality and sodomy at all times but it is hard. i find myself performing gay acts with other men and trannies many times a week as well as watching porn and having dirty thoughts.
i understand this is an abomination and i am unsaved trash. i am begging the other members of this Church, as well as God Himself, for forgiveness and to help me in my time of need.
for the sake of my eternal soul, i am on my knees in front of you all begging you for help. please open up your hearts and let your forgiveness spray out on to me!
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There is no need for reintroduction. You have not let JESUS enter you. If you don't give yourself to JESUS, your reintroduction is just nonsense.
Is there something in the BIBLE you did not understand? It is quite simple book to understand, but if you are a bit retard, there can be difficulties - and that all is because of your sins. Just let us know what exact verses you did not understand. Or did you even read it?!?!?!
John 3:3
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Re: Please allow me to reintroduce myself -
03-14-2015, 10:01 AM
Proverbs 14:16-18
We are not the ones you must 'reintroduce' yourself to, homo. Try reintroducing yourself to your Father, the LORD.
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Re: Please allow me to reintroduce myself -
03-14-2015, 10:34 AM
You're not bi, you're weak. Get over yourself.
May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
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Re: Please allow me to reintroduce myself -
03-14-2015, 10:43 AM
Hello gay person, I am sorry that you are gay. I have added you to my prayer list. God will heal you, but you have to be willing to be healed.
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Re: Please allow me to reintroduce myself -
03-14-2015, 02:26 PM
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Originally Posted by JohnnyTightLips
hello there! i've already made an intro post but i believe many people misunderstood me and a few other posts on here. just wanted to start fresh.
first of all i am bi but not by choice. my gay dads forced me to be gay and now i'm it's like i'm addicted to it. i try not to be but gayness is like a disease. i have since cut my Satanist dads out of my life completely and am trying to be a True Christian.
i try to avoid the sin of homersexuality and sodomy at all times but it is hard. i find myself performing gay acts with other men and trannies many times a week as well as watching porn and having dirty thoughts.
i understand this is an abomination and i am unsaved trash. i am begging the other members of this Church, as well as God Himself, for forgiveness and to help me in my time of need.
for the sake of my eternal soul, i am on my knees in front of you all begging you for help. please open up your hearts and let your forgiveness spray out on to me!
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no one's forcing you into homosexuality. it's your body that's doing what it wants and experimenting pretty much. you can't suddenly stop being gay or bi because it's how you were born. it's in your dna, believe it or not. forcing yourself into being straight is actually going to make you more unhappy because it's not who you are. accept yourself. there's nothing wrong with you, being gay is not a disease and your parents didn't bring you into it.
for the longest time i hated myself for being gay. i thought people wouldn't like me anymore and i'd lose the friendships i had formed. well, yes, i did lose a lot of people in my life, my parents included because they don't support lgbtqa+ rights but was it better for me in the long run? absolutely! getting rid of those toxic people in my life that weren't supportive of me gave me a more positive atmosphere to be in. i met better friends who loved and cared for me better than my parents ever could, all because i accepted myself and didn't force myself to be who i wasn't.
with that being said, if you still want to practice religion, such as christianity, go ahead! just don't let it get in the way of you being of a different sexuality. there are a lot of gay christians out there.
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Re: Please allow me to reintroduce myself -
03-14-2015, 03:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Aggressus
there are a lot of gay christians out there.
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Sure there are. And do you know how they avoid going to Hell? By completely abstaining from all gay sex and gay romance. If they don't do that, then they aren't actually Christians.
The Bible is very clear on the need to avoid acting on your gay impulses. I don't see how you think somebody can ignore the Bible yet still be a Christian. Would you care to elaborate on how you think that would be possible?
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Re: Please allow me to reintroduce myself -
03-14-2015, 05:08 PM
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Originally Posted by JohnnyTightLips
hello there! i've already made an intro post but i believe many people misunderstood me and a few other posts on here. just wanted to start fresh.
first of all i am bi but not by choice. my gay dads forced me to be gay and now i'm it's like i'm addicted to it. i try not to be but gayness is like a disease. i have since cut my Satanist dads out of my life completely and am trying to be a True Christian.
i try to avoid the sin of homersexuality and sodomy at all times but it is hard. i find myself performing gay acts with other men and trannies many times a week as well as watching porn and having dirty thoughts.
i understand this is an abomination and i am unsaved trash. i am begging the other members of this Church, as well as God Himself, for forgiveness and to help me in my time of need.
for the sake of my eternal soul, i am on my knees in front of you all begging you for help. please open up your hearts and let your forgiveness spray out on to me!
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Hello Johnny,
Were you gay in your intro? If so, why haven't signed up for some gay rehab or something? You should show some effort and then ask Jesus to save you.
And maybe change your name. John is a fine name. The rest is TMI.
YiC,
Freddy
"Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven." (Matthew 5:16)
"But I say unto you, That whosoever shall put away his wife, saving for the cause of fornication, causeth her to commit adultery: and whosoever shall marry her that is divorced committeth adultery." (Matthew 5:32)
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Re: Please allow me to reintroduce myself -
03-14-2015, 05:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Aggressus
no one's forcing you into homosexuality.
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Well, that's where you're wrong. True, so far no one has held a gun to my head and demanded homersuxual acts of me (unlike that unfortunate Rev. Rodimer) but this constant song of "It's OK, It's normal; They can't help it, ad nauseam", are all small urging to try "being gay."
There are those out there who are weak-minded and who will say, "OK, I'll do it... I can handle it..." and before you know it they are all interior designers with a side-line in hairdressing who are saving up money to buy a choirboy off a catlick priest.
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Re: Please allow me to reintroduce myself -
03-14-2015, 08:09 PM
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Originally Posted by JohnnyTightLips
hello there! i've already made an intro post but i believe many people misunderstood me and a few other posts on here. just wanted to start fresh.
first of all i am bi but not by choice. my gay dads forced me to be gay and now i'm it's like i'm addicted to it. i try not to be but gayness is like a disease. i have since cut my Satanist dads out of my life completely and am trying to be a True Christian.
i try to avoid the sin of homersexuality and sodomy at all times but it is hard. i find myself performing gay acts with other men and trannies many times a week as well as watching porn and having dirty thoughts.
i understand this is an abomination and i am unsaved trash. i am begging the other members of this Church, as well as God Himself, for forgiveness and to help me in my time of need.
for the sake of my eternal soul, i am on my knees in front of you all begging you for help. please open up your hearts and let your forgiveness spray out on to me!
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This reintroduction was quite unnecessary, IMO. We have understood you quite well from the very beginning. You are a godless homosexual who lusts for other men. You have tried to mislead us concerning that fact, you have tried to blame other perverts for your own perversions and sins, you have attempted to convince us that you seek Jesus, when it is quite clear that you hate Him and you say you seek God and want to repent your many vile sins, but you have made no attempt to do so.
Yes, we know you and those like you very well. You are the Devil's people. You follow the Father of Lies, him who holds sway in the Fiery Pit, the lake that burns with fire and knows no quenching. You are here, like so many before you, to jest at our expense, to scoff and laugh at Christians. We are unaffected by your tricks. You think they are sly tricks, but they are the same old, stale tricks your kind always uses. We are bored by your antics.
But know Ye this: Get right with Jesus or burn in Hell.
God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11
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Re: Please allow me to reintroduce myself -
03-14-2015, 08:19 PM
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Originally Posted by Aggressus
blahblahblah blasphemy.... there are a lot of gay christians out there.
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That's what you queers hope, but I can tell you that Jesus disagrees. There can no more be "gay Christians" than there could be "bestiality Christians" or "atheist Christians." So stop lying.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Please allow me to reintroduce myself -
03-14-2015, 11:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Aggressus
there are a lot of gay christians out there.
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There are a lot of sodomites out there who consider themselves to be Christians, but the relevant issue is whether Jesus considers them to be Christians.
[Matthew 7:13-14, 21-23 KJV] 13 Enter ye in at the strait gate: for wide [is] the gate, and broad [is] the way, that leadeth to destruction, and many there be which go in thereat: 14 Because strait [is] the gate, and narrow [is] the way, which leadeth unto life, and few there be that find it. ... 21 Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven. 22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works? 23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
It looks as though He doesn't.
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Re: Please allow me to reintroduce myself -
03-15-2015, 05:49 AM
Listen, you poofters. You have options.
If you want to go to Heaven - the first requirement is to stop the sodomy. Forever. If you don't stop the sodomy, you are guaranteed to spend eternity in Hell, regardless of anything else you do or don't do.
In the meantime during your mortal life:
If you want to give your money away to charlatans, by all means join a false Christian church who will promise you eternity in Heaven (despite what the Bible says), provided you tithe them enough. But no matter how much you tithe, you will still go to Hell, because these charlatans are after nothing more than your money and are not interested in your salvation.
If you want to keep your money in your purses, you might as well continue being an atheist sodomite. After all, you're going straight to Hell when you die, so what does it matter?
Eternity in Hell - it doesn't really sound so good, does it?
Have you had a change of heart?
Does Heaven sound nicer?
Give up your filthy ways. Allow Jesus to enter deep inside you. And enjoy Paradise for all time.
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Unsaved trash, lying sodomite
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Re: Please allow me to reintroduce myself -
03-16-2015, 04:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Alvin Moss
This reintroduction was quite unnecessary, IMO. We have understood you quite well from the very beginning. You are a godless homosexual who lusts for other men. You have tried to mislead us concerning that fact, you have tried to blame other perverts for your own perversions and sins, you have attempted to convince us that you seek Jesus, when it is quite clear that you hate Him and you say you seek God and want to repent your many vile sins, but you have made no attempt to do so.
Yes, we know you and those like you very well. You are the Devil's people. You follow the Father of Lies, him who holds sway in the Fiery Pit, the lake that burns with fire and knows no quenching. You are here, like so many before you, to jest at our expense, to scoff and laugh at Christians. We are unaffected by your tricks. You think they are sly tricks, but they are the same old, stale tricks your kind always uses. We are bored by your antics.
But know Ye this: Get right with Jesus or burn in Hell.
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Well sir, you look like a fool right now. i have been gay free for just about 3 days now. HAH!
i have been praying very much and Jesus told me to tell you to back off. he will guide me through this. you think you are helping but you aren't. get over yourself!
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Re: Please allow me to reintroduce myself -
03-16-2015, 05:08 PM
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Originally Posted by JohnnyTightLips
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Congratulations! Maybe there is still hope for you.
And thou shalt love the LORD thy God with all thine heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy might.
Deuteronomy 6.5
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