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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
02-04-2015, 01:46 AM
Nothing. I let things go, and I feel happy about it.
And then I go on to live my life, instead of stewing about it.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
02-04-2015, 03:06 AM
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Nothing. I let things go, and I feel happy about it.
And then I go on to live my life, instead of stewing about it.
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Is that why you come to a friendly church forum and start picking fights?
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
02-04-2015, 04:10 AM
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Is that why you come to a friendly church forum and start picking fights?
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LOL! Isn't atheist "logic" so flawed?
And he made a molten sea, ten cubits from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, and his height was five cubits: and a line of thirty cubits did compass it round about. 1 Kings 7:23
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
02-04-2015, 06:03 AM
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Nothing. I let things go, and I feel happy about it.
And then I go on to live my life, instead of stewing about it.
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You'll be stewing in satan's cauldron forever if you don't watch out! Give Jesus a reason to love you!
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
02-11-2015, 03:04 PM
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
03-07-2015, 10:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Levi Jones
Right now, I am offended by the following. What about you, brothers and sisters?
The Hugh Heffner commercial on football.
A Levi's Jeans interracial kiss on a commercial.
The singing of Berlin's Take My Breath Away the sodomite Top Gun theme song.
The constant cramming of the homosexual lifestyle down our throats with the Prius commercials.
A commercial in which people ripped their clothes off in a Jack in the Box ad. You on the east coast were spared from this perversion.
NBC's Rainbow Logo.
The guy next to me didn't take off his hat during the singing of The National Anthem.
The guy next to me didn't pray before he ate.
The length of the bartender's shorts.
Ben Roethlisberger's satanic hand gesture at the end of the game. Very, very offended here.
Andrea Kramer being so old as a sideline reporter.
The Steelers winning.
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The attitude of the people on this website
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
03-07-2015, 10:32 PM
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The attitude of the people on this website
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You're so negative and rude all the time. You keep complaining and whining. I say this in Christian Love dear, you need to rid yourself of the sin that has bound you to bitterness and accept into your life!
We can help!
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Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
03-07-2015, 10:35 PM
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Is that why you come to a friendly church forum and start picking fights?
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Friendly my unsaved butt, y'all are full of hate
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
03-07-2015, 10:37 PM
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Friendly my unsaved butt, y'all are full of hate
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Nonsense. People get out of an experience what they put into it. We are friendly. Just ask anyone who's been around a while.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
03-07-2015, 10:38 PM
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Friendly my unsaved butt, y'all are full of hate
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You are very cruel.
God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
03-07-2015, 10:46 PM
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You are very cruel.
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And you people on here aren't
You guys condone the beating of mentally disabled individuals
Think it's okay to beat your wife, children, and animals
Are sexist, racist, and prejudiced
And claim it's in the name of God?
And you think I'm cruel....
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
03-07-2015, 10:58 PM
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And you people on here aren't
You guys condone the beating of mentally disabled individuals
Think it's okay to beat your wife, children, and animals
Are sexist, racist, and prejudiced
And claim it's in the name of God?
And you think I'm cruel....
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You're confused, dear. Discipline for the sake of wisdom is God's Plan (Proverbs 22:15).
Discipline for the sake of peace and righteousness in the family is God's Plan (Hebrews 12:11).
Discipline for the sake of peace in society is God's Plan (Hebrews 13:17).
We do nothing that isn't commanded by God.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
03-07-2015, 11:32 PM
And how true that is Sister Mary! As people grow in their knowledge of God and follow His uncorrupted Word as per the KJV Bible, more and more do they understand what God requires of us. We True Christians™ know that what others perceive as meanness or hate, is love, pure love. We allow ourselves to be subjected to vile accusations such as Crazy's, in order to show him the error of his ways, and ultimately to save him.
Crazy, put away all your preconceptions - they are but figments of your mind. Open your eyes and embrace the Truth®. The Truth about God.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
03-08-2015, 12:20 AM
Daisy Duke!
The slut is showing entirely too much ankle!
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
03-08-2015, 03:03 AM
" I don't always read the Bible; but when I do, I prefer KJV 1611"
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
03-08-2015, 03:06 AM
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
03-08-2015, 03:34 PM
In this "story" we find the usual crew in some Eden farce. The supposed creator and sustainer of life is represent as a malevolent serpent [pictured top left]. Its spokesperson has been wired with "special" antennæ to receive messages from the sky and whatever the serpent says is relayed through him and whatever he says becomes Law. This involves toxic plants and killing people. I was particularly revolted by that. People should take responsibility for their own actions it was insinuated towards the end, and care for themselves; that's what we call freedom.
Well, Captain Kirk might call it freedom but God does not. He has told us so. Therefore I know not to think of any such "story" as representing freedom either.
Apart from the obvious portrayal of God's explanation about how He created life as some sort of depersonalised scheme enacted by mindless zombies receiving magic from a source they were unable to identify (other than as VAAL), this idea that we can produce freedom for ourselves by overturning deluded belief systems and applying reason to "facts" directly contradicts Scripture.
JOHN 8
21 [Jesus speaking] I go my way, and ye shall seek me, and shall die in your sins: whither I go, ye cannot come..
23 ..Ye are from beneath; I am from above: ye are of this world; I am not of this world.
32 ..Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free.
34b-35 Whosoever committeth sin is the servant of sin. And the servant abideth not in the house for ever: but the Son abideth ever.
36 If the Son therefore shall make you free, ye shall be free indeed.
KJV .. look up Right there. Jesus spells it out. Freedom is not gained by taking responsibility or by looking after ourselves any more than a slave is set free by applying logic to imaginary facts and deciding to redeem all the other slaves by skulking off together and dreaming up laws for themselves. That is not how redemption works. And without Redemption how can there ever be Salvation?
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
03-09-2015, 05:18 PM
I'm offended by the fact that we don't currently have an American president.
I'm offended that sodomites are trying to destroy my marriage.
I'm offended that LIEberals keep trying to malign Donald Trump's majestic mane.
I'm offended by people who reject 's temporary sacrifice.
I'm offended that Justin Bieber hasn't been arrested or deported yet to keep him from luring young girls into letsbemenism. (How's that "immunity" for immigrants working for you now, Hussein Obummer??!!?)
I'm offended that we finally have Republican majorities in both houses and they haven't yet repealed the unbiblical and unconstitutional Thirteenth Amendment.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
03-11-2015, 02:28 AM
Activist judges who hate Jesus...
http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/n...bees/24403053/
"WESTAMPTON, N.J. — A man who leaned over a plate of sizzling fajitas to pray can't sue a Westampton restaurant because the dish burned him, an appellate court ruled Wednesday."
And the same restaurant that is named after and prominently promotes forbidden fruit...
"Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven." (Matthew 5:16)
"But I say unto you, That whosoever shall put away his wife, saving for the cause of fornication, causeth her to commit adultery: and whosoever shall marry her that is divorced committeth adultery." (Matthew 5:32)
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
03-25-2015, 04:34 AM
Football and sport in general.
Only stupid ungodly people think Football are played with there hands.
The only reason for sport is to shower together and that can't be good for anyone.
In former times only Mostlems took a bath and see where it got them.
True holymen never had contact with water on there body.
JHL
Filth on Earth can never be washed away without Christ.
A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3
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