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Re: Should The Little Yellow Devil Hitoshi Be Allowed Back? -
02-18-2008, 06:05 PM
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What happened to, "Judge not, lest ye be judged"? Or don't you see it as valid? (You never quote it anywhere)
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Re: Should The Little Yellow Devil Hitoshi Be Allowed Back? -
02-18-2008, 06:38 PM
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What happened to, "Judge not, lest ye be judged"? Or don't you see it as valid? (You never quote it anywhere)
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Yes we do, and you know we do because you have read our FAQ where the question about judging is settled. You are just a liar who wants to sow discord.
We always quote it with the surrounding context, because we don't skip and prance from one out-of-context verse to the next like you Catholics do.
Upon request I will cite scripture for all these facts in God's Holy Word.
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Re: Should The Little Yellow Devil Hitoshi Be Allowed Back? -
02-18-2008, 09:11 PM
Great news! My husband, Mr. Whitford, has managed to purchase a voting machine from Diebold! Now when the results of this poll are put through it, the character assassinating LIEberals won't have a leg to stand on when the vote doesn't go their way as the finally tally will be as fair and unbiased as humanly possible.
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Re: Should The Little Yellow Devil Hitoshi Be Allowed Back? -
02-18-2008, 09:35 PM
I know my view holds little weight, but I believe we should allow him back.
However, if he doesn't change his ways, I believe he should be permanently banned.
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Re: Should The Little Yellow Devil Hitoshi Be Allowed Back? -
02-18-2008, 10:15 PM
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Great news! My husband, Mr. Whitford, has managed to purchase a voting machine from Diebold! Now when the results of this poll are put through it, the character assassinating LIEberals won't have a leg to stand on when the vote doesn't go their way as the finally tally will be as fair and unbiased as humanly possible.
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Diebold? Poor Hitoshi, he never stood a chance! LOL!
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Re: Should The Little Yellow Devil Hitoshi Be Allowed Back? -
02-18-2008, 10:57 PM
I briefly considered voting YES, because at least the little slanty has always been entertaining and fun to tease, but since I automatically agree with everything Pastor Ezekiel says, I've done the sensible thing and voted NO (else noddy risks a family whooping in the parlor tonght after Bible study)
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Re: Should The Little Yellow Devil Hitoshi Be Allowed Back? -
02-19-2008, 01:12 AM
In the interests of Christian fairness, I have decided to allow the little yellow ratboy Hitusi back onto this forum temporarily. He has one week to tell his side of the story and attempt to sway the vote in his favor.
It doesn't look good for him at the moment, does it.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Should The Little Yellow Devil Hitoshi Be Allowed Back? -
02-19-2008, 01:20 AM
Why Pastor, you have outdone yourself this time! Your Christian compassion knows no bounds. Praise Jesus, there is hope for the little chink again!
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Re: Should The Little Yellow Devil Hitoshi Be Allowed Back? -
02-19-2008, 01:23 AM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
In the interests of Christian fairness, I have decided to allow the little yellow ratboy Hitusi back onto this forum temporarily. He has one week to tell his side of the story and attempt to sway the vote in his favor.
It doesn't look good for him at the moment, does it.
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Who can accuse Landover pastors of being racist and unfair? Nary a soul. Praise be.
I would like to recommend that we ban Shizuki while Hitoshi is back. One slanty-eyed demon is enough.
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Re: Should The Little Yellow Devil Hitoshi Be Allowed Back? -
02-19-2008, 01:29 AM
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I would like to recommend that we ban Shizuki while Hitoshi is back. One slanty-eyed demon is enough.
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What a hilarious wise course of action, Brother. Consider it done.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Should The Little Yellow Devil Hitoshi Be Allowed Back? -
02-19-2008, 02:27 AM
first I am want say is total ridiculous my ban. you guy are my FRIEND and hurt my feeling by ban.
now debate is begin!
okay my opponent pastor Ezekiel is flip flopper. first he ban me now he bring me back. he is alway change mind. I make promise stay course and make strong decision.
hold on minute. Mr pastor why you are now on my right side? are you flip flop again?
VOTE HITOSHI...I promise everybody I ban STAY ban!
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Re: Should The Little Yellow Devil Hitoshi Be Allowed Back? -
02-19-2008, 02:35 AM
Sorry, Hitoshi, but a Pastor of the church outranks you. You should be thanking Pastor Zeke on bent knee. In a non homer way, of course.
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Re: Should The Little Yellow Devil Hitoshi Be Allowed Back? -
02-19-2008, 02:38 AM
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VOTE HITOSHI...I promise everybody I ban STAY ban!
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You vile little foreigner, this is NOT about you being given the power to ban anyone. It is about whether you STAY BANNED or not. You have been let out FOR A FEW DAYS only, so make the most of your temporary freedom.
If I were you, and thank Jesus I'm not, I would attempt to spin explain some of the degenerate examples of your past posts that Brother OEJ laid bare. How can you justify the wanton lust, the constant God mockery, the celebration of sin and debauchery that exemplifies your tenure on our Christian forum?
Go for it, hop-sing.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Should The Little Yellow Devil Hitoshi Be Allowed Back? -
02-19-2008, 02:52 AM
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If I were you, and thank Jesus I'm not, I would attempt to spin explain some of the degenerate examples of your past posts that Brother OEJ laid bare. How can you justify the wanton lust, the constant God mockery, the celebration of sin and debauchery that exemplifies your tenure on our Christian forum?
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those quote are out of context.
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Re: Should The Little Yellow Devil Hitoshi Be Allowed Back? -
02-19-2008, 02:55 AM
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those quote are out of context.
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Well here's your chance you sneaky little slant. Put them IN context.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Should The Little Yellow Devil Hitoshi Be Allowed Back? -
02-19-2008, 02:56 AM
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those quote are out of context.
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That's your argument? That's your best defense? I thought Asians were supposed to be brilliant geniuses.
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Re: Should The Little Yellow Devil Hitoshi Be Allowed Back? -
02-19-2008, 03:02 AM
This is getting interesting. Standing by.
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Re: Should The Little Yellow Devil Hitoshi Be Allowed Back? -
02-19-2008, 03:19 AM
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Well here's your chance you sneaky little slant. Put them IN context.
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I maybe am get little bit horny but is total natural and healthy for get horny! even some of you guy are get horny
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four to six inches long -- a dangling male organ bobbing and jouncing merrily in the breeze, fairly bursting with seed. And hidden in the tangle of smooth limbs we may be sure the female organ demurely rests, holding close her ovarian embryo, waiting upon the glorious procreative impulse of the male.
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sound like trashy romance novel
I am stand firm behind all my post (this true for anything if it close enough to my genital).
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Re: Should The Little Yellow Devil Hitoshi Be Allowed Back? -
02-19-2008, 03:23 AM
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I thought Asians were supposed to be brilliant geniuses.
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when you say dummy redundant thing like "brilliant geniuses" you rule out chance anybody think you are either.
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Re: Should The Little Yellow Devil Hitoshi Be Allowed Back? -
02-19-2008, 03:27 AM
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I maybe am get little bit horny but is total natural and healthy for get horny! even some of you guy are get horny
sound like trashy romance novel
I am stand firm behind all my post (this true for anything if it close enough to my genital).
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Ummm...If you want to be free from Dictator-for-Life Zeke's cruel ban power, that wasn't really the best way to do so...
ACTS 5:29
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But Peter and the apostles said in reply, "We must obey God rather than men."
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There you have it-so WHAT'S STOPPING YOU COWARDS?
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