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The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running aka the BiblethumpinBlonde
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Who Will Board HELL Train in 2011? -
12-28-2010, 03:08 AM
ALL ABOARD!
Winner will receive a Bible signed by Paris Hilton and a Gift Certificate to the Country Buffet in the Leviticus Landing Shoppette.
I bet
Elizabeth The-Purple-Who Taylor
Doris Day
Shirley Temple
Kirk Douglas
Michael Douglas
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Re: Who Will Board HELL Train in 2011? -
12-28-2010, 06:09 AM
I'm thinking God is going to surprise us. In 2009 He blessed us by wiping out Hollywood wholesale, almost indiscriminately. Unsaved monsters like Farrah Fawcett, Michael Jackson, Patrick Swayze, and Ed McMahon were thrown into the deepest bowels of the Lake of Fire. Then in 2010, there weren't that many celebrities killed. It was very disappointing.
I think He will make it up in a big way this year. Expect some unexpected deaths. Maybe a whore like Christie Brinkley will die in a fiery plane crash, or that pervert atheist jew Woody Allen gets hacked to death by a spree killer. We can only pray.
Anyways, my predictions on those 5 celebrities deaths...
Elizabeth Taylor: Sept 10, 2011
Doris Day: Survives
Shirley Temple: Survives
Kirk Douglas: July 29, 2011
Michael Douglas: April 3, 2011
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Re: Who Will Board HELL Train in 2011? -
12-28-2010, 06:16 AM
Going out on a limb here;
how about 2 to 3 million Iranians as a result of an Israeli nuclear attack?
Or vice versa . . . . .
Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are un Godly among them of all their un Godly deeds which they have un Godly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which un Godly sinners have spoken against him.
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The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running aka the BiblethumpinBlonde
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Re: Who Will Board HELL Train in 2011? -
12-28-2010, 06:25 AM
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Originally Posted by Rev. Jim Osborne
I'm thinking God is going to surprise us. In 2009 He blessed us by wiping out Hollywood wholesale, almost indiscriminately. Unsaved monsters like Farrah Fawcett, Michael Jackson, Patrick Swayze, and Ed McMahon were thrown into the deepest bowels of the Lake of Fire. Then in 2010, there weren't that many celebrities killed. It was very disappointing.
I think He will make it up in a big way this year. Expect some unexpected deaths. Maybe a whore like Christie Brinkley will die in a fiery plane crash, or that pervert atheist jew Woody Allen gets hacked to death by a spree killer. We can only pray.
Anyways, my predictions on those 5 celebrities deaths...
Elizabeth Taylor: Sept 10, 2011
Doris Day: Survives
Shirley Temple: Survives
Kirk Douglas: July 29, 2011
Michael Douglas: April 3, 2011
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Oh Rev. Osborne you make it sound so fuuuun!
April 3rd is my Birthday! That would really make it a good day to have a Hellywood jew sent to HELL!
Ok I have a few more.
Zsa Zsa Gab-whore
Bert Reynolds
Bret Michaels
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Unsaved trash, Hatian with the AIDS!
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Re: Who Will Board HELL Train in 2011? -
12-28-2010, 11:57 AM
Why did that moderator removed my right to post a thread?
Anyway, im posting here because its an emergency.
Im scared and i cant even sleep. Its 6AM and i usually wake up at 10 AM if i got nothing planned.
My dreams is what i fear. Im in first person view my dream. When i look at mirrors that i come across, i see myself!!! Sometime, im dreaming when i dont even know that im dreaming(im still on my bed thats mean). Then i start hearing my big brother voice. If its not my brother, i hear something really wierd and its scary. Its like something taht tries to talk, but i just cant understand. So then, i say shut up and i wake up instantly everytime i say shut up, i wake up.(In french)
I cannot control my dreams, but now, i feel like im living in an other world when im in my dream. I feel like i got the power to move where i want, but its hard to even take a step. The more i take control, the less time i got left before i wake up. I just did 3 dreams that way and i heard voice 3 times the same night. It never happened before.
Seriously, why did you removed my right to make a thread? You may look at me as a troll, but i made an account here for a reason and now, i got the right timing and i need help, i need new knowledge.
Leviticus 18:23 Neither shalt thou lie with any beast to defile thyself therewith: neither shall any woman stand before a beast to lie down thereto: it is confusion.
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Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah You kids get off his lawn!
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Re: Who Will Board HELL Train in 2011? -
12-28-2010, 11:59 AM
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Originally Posted by Sidoain
Why did that moderator removed my right to post a thread?
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We got tired of removing them all the time.
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I cannot control my dreams
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Why not?
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Completely CRAZY for the Lord
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Re: Who Will Board HELL Train in 2011? -
12-28-2010, 12:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Cranky Old Man
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I cannot control my dreams
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Why not?
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Sounds like demon possession
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> Who Will Board HELL Train in 2011?
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This deranged wackjob looks due to hop on board (if he's not already enjoying Satan's hospitality as is rumoured might be the case).
Is a date required? 10th March 2011
& good riddance
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Re: Who Will Board HELL Train in 2011? -
12-28-2010, 02:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Sidoain
Why did that moderator removed my right to post a thread?
Anyway, im posting here because its an emergency.
Im scared and i cant even sleep. Its 6AM and i usually wake up at 10 AM if i got nothing planned.
My dreams is what i fear. Im in first person view my dream. When i look at mirrors that i come across, i see myself!!! Sometime, im dreaming when i dont even know that im dreaming(im still on my bed thats mean). Then i start hearing my big brother voice. If its not my brother, i hear something really wierd and its scary. Its like something taht tries to talk, but i just cant understand. So then, i say shut up and i wake up instantly everytime i say shut up, i wake up.(In french)
I cannot control my dreams, but now, i feel like im living in an other world when im in my dream. I feel like i got the power to move where i want, but its hard to even take a step. The more i take control, the less time i got left before i wake up. I just did 3 dreams that way and i heard voice 3 times the same night. It never happened before.
Seriously, why did you removed my right to make a thread? You may look at me as a preach, but i made an account here for a reason and now, i got the right timing and i need help, i need new knowledge.
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Wow, having the AIDS sounds pretty nasty. We can all learn a valuable lesson from this poor fellow: Don't get the AIDS, folks.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running aka the BiblethumpinBlonde
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Re: Who Will Board HELL Train in 2011? -
03-23-2011, 04:03 PM
Well, we can check one off our "to do" list
Elizabeth The-Purple-Who Taylor [ CHECK] Enjoy HELL Liz!
Doris Day
Shirley Temple
Kirk Douglas
Michael Douglas
Zsa Zsa Gab-whore
Bert Reynolds
Bret Michaels
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Landover Security Superviser Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
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Re: Who Will Board HELL Train in 2011? -
03-23-2011, 04:14 PM
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Originally Posted by Daisy Mae Johnson
Well, we can check one off our "to do" list
Elizabeth The-Purple-Who Taylor [ CHECK] Enjoy HELL Liz!
Doris Day
Shirley Temple
Kirk Douglas
Michael Douglas
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They die in threes Sister. This could be it for Doris Day and Shirley Temple!
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