[Alphonse Alban]

Originally Posted by devin1992

Im going back to my life now.

I am so glad you returned to us so fast. Then again that was expected, as God's favorite forum obviously is much more interesting than your life.

[Living_Water]

Originally Posted by Alphonse Alban

I am so glad you returned to us so fast. Then again that was expected, as God's favorite forum obviously is much more interesting than your life.

If only he'd embrace True Christianity and have God's favorite forum part of his life...


But back on topic, John Joe Thomas truly is a hero sent here by God.

I'm a little bit jealous that God speaks to John Joe Thomas so clearly and that John Joe Thomas is able to act on God's will so swiftly and decisively. I wish we all had that in us.

Praise the Lord!

[wearenotworthy]

Originally Posted by Ezekiel Bathfire

Friends, there's a lot of talk about the Laws of Leviticus being barbaric, but no True Christian™ will agree. We may not understand everything God does or tells us to do, but we should obey. God's Law is inerrant and timeless, it rarely gets repealed, though we fallible humans may have other thoughts they are not as magnificent or, all-encompassing, as those of God.

In the following case, there is plenty of proof that God spoke directly to John Joe Thomas, who is a devout Christian, and told him that stoning an abomination to death was still the right thing to do.

I'm obviously intrigued that stoning here should mean "A Sock full of Rocks". My understanding was that a stoning would take place with many freely thrown, heavy, sharp rocks. But, in view of the fact that there is scientific proof that God's Voice was heard, I am willing to believe that this is an acceptable method.

It is significant that that it all took place in Philadelphia - God is adding to his affirming message - He wants us to know what He means by "Brotherly Love".

Bring your stones around to my place and lets see what happens you people say you are christian and God fearing you are nothing but biggotts come on please call round and I'll shove those stones up your anus you never know you might enjoy it

[Bobby-Joe]

Originally Posted by wearenotworthy

Bring your stones around to my place and lets see what happens you people say you are christian and God fearing you are nothing but biggotts come on please call round and I'll shove those stones up your anus you never know you might enjoy it

Oh boy. Another Internet Tough Guy whose going to kick our butt.

Look Walter Mitty - you know were to find us. Freehold is on any map of Iowa. Just show up at the front gate and ask for "Mr Tabor, Security Supervisor".

[Alphonse Alban]

Originally Posted by wearenotworthy

I'll shove those stones up your anus

Please, there are minors and women here too, so keep your sexual fantasies to yourself. I am sure there are plenty of sites where you can freely express you need to write gay erotica.

[wearenotworthy]

Originally Posted by Alphonse Alban

Please, there are minors and women here too, so keep your sexual fantasies to yourself. I am sure there are plenty of sites where you can freely express you need to write gay erotica.

Not my erotica you biggott but I am glad you seem to have enjoyed it

[Alphonse Alban]

Originally Posted by wearenotworthy

Not my erotica

Interesting, so the erotica was not from your head. Did you actually copy "I'll shove those stones up your anus" from some other site you usually hangout?

[wearenotworthy]

Originally Posted by Alphonse Alban

Interesting, so the erotica was not from your head. Did you actually copy "I'll shove those stones up your anus" from some other site you usually hangout?

No but I find your take on my original post truely bizare, almost as bizare as your signature

[Alphonse Alban]

Originally Posted by wearenotworthy

No but I find your take on my original post truely bizare, almost as bizare as your signature

So it was original Wearenotworthy fantasy. Please, keep that filth off this forums.

There is nothing bizarre in my signature. They are they are just observations this humble servant of God has witnessed around me.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Originally Posted by wearenotworthy

Bring your stones around to my place and lets see what happens you people say you are christian and God fearing you are nothing but biggotts come on please call round and I'll shove those stones up your anus you never know you might enjoy it

Well, I don't think there is any call to offer homer threats to a God-Fearing man. If you have a problem, a prayer to Jesus will solve the problem. Mr Thomas (the one with the rocks) isn't the only one to whom Jesus will speak you know! You too could hear His well-modulated tones echoing in your mind, passing on deep wisdom and love.

But let's be honest here - no one likes queers, it's sort of built into us with the rest of morality isn't it? And Who do you think built it in? Why! God of course!