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Default Wicca hunters - 04-28-2010, 05:10 AM

So I stumbled upon this site and an article about a year ago and wrote the site leader a nice little email. Well he never responded and I forgot about the whole ordeal, but then I found some inane videos on youtube by some of you folks. Well anyhow I figured I would post the email and see what responses I get because I really am curious if there are really people that psychotic running around on this web site. So by all means...

The article found here http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0702/wiccans.html is not only full antisemitism and other things but mostly complete and utterly stupid garbage that was thought up by someone thad did no research. First off let me say that I respect everyone's right to believe in what they wish. I don't call anyone of another faith names, degrade them, or try to convert them.
Let me start off with the story at the beginning of the article about some stupid girl throwing a decapitated cat into the baptismal pool and then being detained against her will (which is called felonious restraint by the way). This girl sounds like a wanna be and did several things which are considered bad in the wiccan religion. For starters its against the wiccan rede to harm mother nature or others in any way. By what I have read I am going to assume you have done absolutely no research on wicca or any neo pagen religion for that matter.
The wiccan rede states this "An Ye Harm None, Do What Ye Will". This means do as you will as long as it doesn't harm someone else. Now to the next things mentioned, the statement that wiccans are just a bunch of teenagers who hate their parents. Where did you get this from? I happen to know many wiccans who are well into their 30's, not to mention I am 22 years old and I love my parents very much, whom are christian by the way. Then you mentioned some wierd garbage about wiccans kidnapping christians and drinking their blood... uh ok I would't want to drink anyones blood to begin with and unless you can find me one piece of proof that this ever happened I consider that ignorant statment closed.
The next thing mentioned is a classic uneducated remark that people generally with low iq's say. Which is that wiccans worship satan. The only religion that worships satan is satanism. Although you say that anyone who doesnt follow your religion worships satan (which is kind of hard for wiccans to do because we dont believe in satan or anything to do with christianity, we believe in mother nature and the circle of life.)
I am hoping that this artical is some kind of joke because if it isn't then you are very deranged and quite frankly sick in the head. Especially when it comes to your weird talk about hunting and capturing whitches. Good luck on finding us by the way because we dont where black, use makeup to look pale, or pretty much anything else you mentioned. We are just like every other human beings on this earth. Some are short, some tall, some skinny, some fat. I by the way have no peircings and am in no way fat. I also bathe daily and wouldnt want to be around somebody that bathed once a month. And if you do find me good luck because I would gladly shoot anyone that tried to harm me or my family.
Anyways im done trying to debate such ignorant satements so I will consider the rest of it as a waste of time. Just figured I would state the fact that wicca is a religion of peace and kindness which by the looks of things is something you lack. I hope you practice your religion the way it was intended to but I doubt you will. I like your Jesus, he is a perfect example of how life should be lived, but its idiots like you that cause evil in this world. If you have the guts to respond to this or debate with me in a civil mannor then by all means go for it.
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Default Re: Wicca hunters - 04-28-2010, 05:19 AM

Ah never mind, from what I read on the wikipedia article this is all a divine revelation website. http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?...3411728_Church
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Default Re: Wicca hunters - 04-28-2010, 05:19 AM

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You people are mean!
I love satan so much.
I'm little kid who knows other people who hate Jesus.
I like to lie about witches drinking Christian baby blood.
I know everything.
You are mean and stupid poopy heads.
I'm fat.
Satan rules!
I'm looking for a fight.


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Default Re: Wicca hunters - 04-28-2010, 05:27 AM

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You people are mean!
I love satan so much.
I'm little kid who knows other people who hate Jesus.
I like to lie about witches drinking Christian baby blood.
I know everything.
You are mean and stupid poopy heads.
I'm fat.
Satan rules!
I'm looking for a fight.
Thank you Brother. I couldn't be bothered to wade through all that hatefulness. It's obvious that satan sent this maggot to spew lies and hatred on God's favorite forum. Praise Jesus, it has no effect other than to strengthen our reslove to follow God's Holy Word to the letter.

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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Wicca hunters - 04-28-2010, 05:59 AM

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You people are mean!
I love satan so much.
I'm little kid who knows other people who hate Jesus.
I like to lie about witches drinking Christian baby blood.
I know everything.
You are mean and stupid poopy heads.
I'm fat.
Satan rules!
I'm looking for a fight.
Thank you sir, wayyyy too long, didn't read.....although I knew it was gonna pretty much be like this. Seems like there's a bunch of kids out there that should have got their butts whooped by their daddys long ago, but didn't. It's a darn shame, I tell ya.
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Default Re: Wicca hunters - 04-28-2010, 06:12 AM

Listen girl, following some religion made up in the 1960's by some drugged out pharmacist who wanted to fornicate with young girls is no way to Salvation®.

How did your poor Christian parents take it when you told them you are a skyclad moonbarking heathen?


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Default Re: Wicca hunters - 04-28-2010, 06:39 AM

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I happen to know many wiccans who are well into their 30's
No you don't. Wiccans who appear to be in their 30's are actually a lot older, due to the "regenerative" properties contained within babies blood; I say "regenerative" as the blood itself has no special power, rather it is satanic ritual which infuses the blood with dark power.

I know this as I recently had a nightmare in which I witnessed many wiccan atrocities; I believe such nightmares are the LORD's way of presenting Christians with the truth about that which is too dangerous for us to investigate in person.


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Angry Re: Wicca hunters - 12-14-2016, 06:02 AM

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Executive summary for our TC's and Pastors.

You people are mean!
I love satan so much.
I'm little kid who knows other people who hate Jesus.
I like to lie about witches drinking Christian baby blood.
I know everything.
You are mean and stupid poopy heads.
I'm fat.
Satan rules!
I'm looking for a fight.
Sir did you even read the article because that is not what has been stated in it
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