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#HimToo: Are YOU Sexually Abusing the Lord thy God? -
03-30-2018, 11:29 PM
If you think you're innocent, you might want to look again. - If you're from California and you agree that therapy for homers is "fraud," you are sexually abusing the Lord thy God.
- If you believe, like the heathen do, that "contemporary science recognizes that being lesbian, gay, bisexual, or transgender is part of the natural spectrum of human identity and is not a disease, disorder, or illness," you are sexually abusing the Lord thy God.
- If you act out in any homosexual way with another gay person, you are sexually abusing the Lord thy God.
- If you act out in any sexual way with yourself, you are engaging in homosex, and you are sexually abusing the Lord thy God.
- If you have fantasies about men or women of the sexual kind, you are sexually abusing the Lord thy God.
- If you have ever had an abortion and invited a stranger to dig inside your hoo-ha, you have sexually abused the Lord thy God.
- If you have ever worked as a gynecologist, proctologist, or nurse in these fields, or if you are an ER doctor and nurse and have ever touched or poked around a woman's specialty wifely hide-hole, a man's glory shooter, or the dark recesses of the poop-chutes of either sex, you have sexually abused the Lord thy God.
- If you have ever given yourself or another woman a breast exam, you have sexually abused the Lord thy God.
- If you have ever voted Democrat or for policies that support Planned Parenthood, free birth control, or comprehensive, data-based sex-education, you have sexually abused the Lord thy God.
- If you have ever worn the clothing of the opposite sex (ie, eyeliner for men, pants for women), and failed to feel sufficiently horrified and subsequently repent of it, you have sexually abused the Lord thy God.
- If you have ever given support to a transvestite or transgender person, or have spoken positively about Target's Open Range Bathroom Policy, you have sexually abused the Lord thy God.
- If you send your children to government run public schools, you are sexually abusing the Lord thy God.
- If you fail to discipline your children and allow them to pretend identity is subjective, you are sexually abusing the Lord thy God.
- If you are a vegan, God help you, and you are probably a homer which means you are sexually abusing the Lord thy God.
- If you watched Curling during the Olympics, you are probably a homer which means you are sexually abusing the Lord thy God.
I can hear some of you ask, "but Mary, by whose authority do you say such things?" It's true, I am not a pastor, nor am I a man (1 Timothy 2:12), but nevertheless I am a mother and I love my children and believe it or not I love your children, too. I want them to go to Heaven and praise Jesus for eternity with me and my Brothers and Sisters in Christ. But most importantly I love Jesus. I love Him So Much! I love Him so much it catches my breath sometimes. Sometimes I cannot breathe or eat or sleep knowing that people are abusing Him sexually when they abuse each other and themselves! I speak with no authority, I only share the Good News that Christ says whatever you do to the least of His People, you do unto Him. And that means when you do nasty sexual things like gay stuff or with gay people or outside the sanctity of marriage when the copulation will result in a child, you are sexually abusing Him, the LORD THY GOD! How could you? He DIED for you! He suffered the humiliation of being stripped naked in public and His Holy Manhood was probably laughed at, certainly talked about since so many of those Romans were Power-Bottom Sodomites, they probably abused themselves for weeks after just thinking about a most glorious god-manhood attached to a most glorious god-man. I'm not ashamed to say it. He was a man, fully human and yet fully divine. It's not like He was built like some Ken doll. Don't be ridiculous! Recognizing physiology doesn't make me a pervert. I'm a mother. I've seen and washed these things my entire adult life, well, my children, but still I'm not a perv. But you will not distract me! You will not make me feel guilty. I LOVE MY LORD and I WILL NOT TOLERATE PEOPLE SEXUALLY ABUSING HIM OVER AND OVER AGAIN IF THERE'S SOMETHING I CAN DO!
I am simply sharing the Holy Word of God! Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.
Leviticus 18:22
If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
Leviticus 20:13
Nevertheless, to avoid fornication, let every man have his own wife, and let every woman have her own husband.
1 Corinthians 7:2
And the King shall answer and say unto them, Verily I say unto you, Inasmuch as ye have done it unto one of the least of these my brethren, ye have done it unto me.
Matthew 25:40
For we are members of his body, of his flesh, and of his bones.
Ephesians 5:30
Know ye not that your bodies are the members of Christ? shall I then take the members of Christ, and make them the members of an harlot? God forbid.
1 Corinthians 6:15
But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart.
Matthew 5:28
#HimToo
Are YOU sexually abusing the Lord thy God?
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: #HimToo: Are YOU Sexually Abusing the Lord thy God? -
03-31-2018, 06:00 AM
How inspiring, Sister Mary! I shall share these with my boys every day to check to make sure they are not sexually abusing our Lord. It's hard enough to keep them sexually pure. I refuse to keep tissues or toilet paper in the house for that very reason. They also have only 2 minutes to go to the bathroom and showers are strictly monitored. Do you have any more tips on keeping our Future Soldiers bodies clean and sexually pure?
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Re: #HimToo: Are YOU Sexually Abusing the Lord thy God? -
03-31-2018, 08:50 AM
This sexual abuse of our Lord Jesus Christ has to stop and it has to stop now, I expect.
Jesus can see everything.
Jeremiah 23:24 - Can any hide himself in secret places that I shall not see him? saith the LORD. Do not I fill heaven and earth? saith the LORD
He must see all of the sexual abuse directed at HIM! Imagine that.
So next time when a friend, relative or patient discloses that they have been sexually abused, molested, raped (legitimate, tradition/anal) be sure to tell them to STOP being so selfish and remember Jesus who has had to watch ALL of those things and maybe the survivors of abuse should stop and think how whiny they sound?
No one is saying to minimise the impact that sexual abuse has had on people but come on, the impact is minimal compared to how much Jesus is affected in His infinite power and constant victory over anything and everything.
My motto is “Think once, think twice, think: don’t make a big deal about sexual abuse when you could be thinking of Jesus: He didn’t simply experience the horror you went through: He was there, watching it happen”.
1 Corinthians 10:24 - Let no man seek his own, but every man another's wealth
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1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: #HimToo: Are YOU Sexually Abusing the Lord thy God? -
04-01-2018, 07:34 PM
This is why there is no such thing as a “gay Christian.” Jesus was an incredibly handsome man with His flowing locks of auburn hair, finely trimmed beard, piercing blue eyes, gently sun-kissed white skin, and muscles rippling beneath His robes. A sodomite would kill his own mother for the chance to spend a night with Him.
It is impossible to have a personal relationship with Jesus Christ while consumed with lust for Him, and to sexually fantasize about Him (which in Matthew 5:28 He tells us is the same as the physical act) is nothing short of blasphemy against the Holy Ghost.
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Re: #HimToo: Are YOU Sexually Abusing the Lord thy God? -
04-01-2018, 07:49 PM
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This is why there is no such thing as a “gay Christian.” Jesus was an incredibly handsome man with His flowing locks of auburn hair, finely trimmed beard, piercing blue eyes, gently sun-kissed white skin, and muscles rippling beneath His robes. A sodomite would kill his own mother for the chance to spend a night with Him.
It is impossible to have a personal relationship with Jesus Christ while consumed with lust for Him, and to sexually fantasize about Him (which in Matthew 5:28 He tells us is the same as the physical act) is nothing short of blasphemy against the Holy Ghost.
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That is exactly what the gaywise do: they literally kill their mother (metaphorically) and Jesus every time they engage in anal antics
I expect this is why Jesus makes women’s only viable way into Heaven by giving birth.
Timothy 2:15 Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety
This is Jesus’ perfect protection from the bone crunching brutalisation of a lady’s lower Vesuvian furrow by the nerve numb bony fingers and fist: you can’t get to Heaven if you are a woman if you are a lady lesbian.
A lesbian digitally remastering a hoo haa is literally punching the baby Jesus in His crying face
YIC
1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: #HimToo: Are YOU Sexually Abusing the Lord thy God? -
04-05-2018, 08:40 PM
One of the worst cases of divine sexual abuse happened some years ago but came up again recently. A homer professor wrote academic papers claiming that when Jesus disrobed to wash his disciples feet no gender specific organs were revealed. The professor concluded that since non were mentioned there were none.
The Bible states that Jesus was a man. Why did it need to go into his gender anatomy when everyone knows what was there?
If that is not blasphemy I don't know what it is. This kind of harmful speculation needs to be stopped immediately.
http://thefenwickreview.holycross.ed...es/newtheology
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: #HimToo: Are YOU Sexually Abusing the Lord thy God? -
04-05-2018, 09:05 PM
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...A homer professor wrote academic papers claiming that when Jesus disrobed to wash his disciples feet no gender specific organs were revealed. The professor concluded that since non were mentioned there were none...
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Wait a minute! If that was true (Jesus was a Mattel™ doll), then that would mean that the Catholics have been lying to us the whole time about the Holy Prepuce!
"Piece of the Hoooooooly COCK right here, folks! Step right up and buy your souvenirs!! How's about a T-shirt for the lad, Ma'am? And holy water is a must (cures what ails ya) so I'll just add that to your tab. Candles? Yeah, we got candles but you have to burn them here. Rules n'all, y'know?"
And just the concept of the Eternal, True, and Unique Church of Almighty God In Heaven lying to us, well, I for one am totally having that but that Jesus-was-like-this-guy:
Gitoutttaheah.
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Re: #HimToo: Are YOU Sexually Abusing the Lord thy God? -
04-10-2018, 08:55 PM
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How inspiring, Sister Mary! I shall share these with my boys every day to check to make sure they are not sexually abusing our Lord. It's hard enough to keep them sexually pure. I refuse to keep tissues or toilet paper in the house for that very reason. They also have only 2 minutes to go to the bathroom and showers are strictly monitored. Do you have any more tips on keeping our Future Soldiers bodies clean and sexually pure?
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I'm begging you to please let your sons wipe their butts, because unless I'm not using my reading comprehension skills it seems like you are not letting them do so.
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Re: #HimToo: Are YOU Sexually Abusing the Lord thy God? -
04-10-2018, 11:50 PM
I don't think I deserve to have gotten an infraction. People shouldn't be allowed to have their children out in the streets smelling awful. I said what I said.
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Re: #HimToo: Are YOU Sexually Abusing the Lord thy God? -
04-11-2018, 01:23 AM
These infractions are truly ridiculous and just saying if people didn't whine when they feel like there's been an injustice we wouldn't have an America.
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Re: #HimToo: Are YOU Sexually Abusing the Lord thy God? -
04-11-2018, 01:29 AM
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These infractions are truly ridiculous and just saying if people didn't whine when they feel like there's been an injustice we wouldn't have an America.
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Or you could trust Jesus. If He were on your side He'd take care of your troubles.
Exodus 14:14
The LORD shall fight for you, and ye shall hold your peace.
Based on that, do you feel that He supports your claims?
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Re: #HimToo: Are YOU Sexually Abusing the Lord thy God? -
04-11-2018, 01:44 AM
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I'm begging you to please let your sons wipe their butts, because unless I'm not using my reading comprehension skills it seems like you are not letting them do so.
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Your obsession with Dana's children's nether regions is tantamount to pedophilia, and I wouldn't be surprised if the Department of Faith starts working in conjunction with your local law enforcement officials to investigate whether or not you have a history of demanding to check the anal regions of children in your area. While this kind of behavior is typical of the homo-atheist, you should know that Jesus can heal you and set you free from this Applied Toilet Paper addiction. Wouldn't you rather be free?
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: #HimToo: Are YOU Sexually Abusing the Lord thy God? -
04-18-2018, 10:54 PM
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I'm begging you to please let your sons wipe their butts, because unless I'm not using my reading comprehension skills it seems like you are not letting them do so.
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Why are you so concerned with my sons' nether regions? Are you a homerpedofile?
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Re: #HimToo: Are YOU Sexually Abusing the Lord thy God? -
04-21-2018, 07:05 AM
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Why are you so concerned with my sons' nether regions? Are you a homerpedofile?
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Clearly that one's descended from the Jacksons, i.e. Michael Jackson, the most notorious sex pervert to moon walk on God's Green Earth. It's no coincidence they call their act of sin, "jacking"off.
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Re: #HimToo: Are YOU Sexually Abusing the Lord thy God? -
04-21-2018, 07:35 AM
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These infractions are truly ridiculous and just saying if people didn't whine when they feel like there's been an injustice we wouldn't have an America.
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See here, mister Jackson. Whining had nothing to do with America.
When Moses laid down the Ten Commandments that would one day become the Constitution he knew that America would be the greatest most God fearingest nation the world has ever known.
Jesus has here found His home and no way will Mr Trump let Jesus’ home be spoilt by Atheists, Homersexualism, Lieberalism, foreigners or renewable energy.
You can take that to the bank.
Joshua 23:13 Know for a certainty that the LORD your God will no more drive out any of these nations from before you; but they shall be snares and traps unto you, and scourges in your sides, and thorns in your eyes, until ye perish from off this good land which the LORD your God hath given you.
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1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: #HimToo: Are YOU Sexually Abusing the Lord thy God? -
05-08-2018, 01:51 AM
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Why are you so concerned with my sons' nether regions? Are you a homerpedofile?
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I'm concerned because not letting people wipe their butts after they poop is disgusting and your children smell wretched.
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Re: #HimToo: Are YOU Sexually Abusing the Lord thy God? -
05-08-2018, 02:01 AM
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I'm concerned because not letting people wipe their butts after they poop is disgusting and your children smell wretched.
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What kind of creep goes around sniffing children's butts to see if they smell?
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: #HimToo: Are YOU Sexually Abusing the Lord thy God? -
05-08-2018, 03:34 AM
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I'm concerned because not letting people wipe their butts after they poop is disgusting and your children smell wretched.
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You are quite the sick little puppy. Imagine, going around sniffing children's butts.
God does not condone eating human poop, but he does condone cow poop:
Ezekiel 4: 15
15Then he said unto me, Lo, I have given thee cow's dung for man's dung, and thou shalt prepare thy bread therewith
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For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.
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Re: #HimToo: Are YOU Sexually Abusing the Lord thy God? -
05-08-2018, 06:09 AM
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I'm concerned because not letting people wipe their butts after they poop is disgusting and your children smell wretched.
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My sons smell perfectly wonderful, you weird pedohomer.
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