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Default Re: Good Riddance 2012, the Year of Anal Sex. - 01-17-2013, 02:00 AM

I had so hoped 2013 would be better. I have even been praying we would get a break from the day after day stories on homers doing this and homers doing that.

Each story makes us True Christians™ weep and suffer all the more.

But, I should have remembered Satan never sleeps. Decandent Hollywood had to force Jody Foster's homer annoucement on us:

http://www.reuters.com/article/2013/...90D0YD20130114


Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Default Re: Good Riddance 2012, the Year of Anal Sex. - 01-18-2013, 08:23 PM

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I had so hoped 2013 would be better. I have even been praying we would get a break from the day after day stories on homers doing this and homers doing that.

Each story makes us True Christians™ weep and suffer all the more.

But, I should have remembered Satan never sleeps. Decandent Hollywood had to force Jody Foster's homer announcement on us:

http://www.reuters.com/article/2013/...90D0YD20130114
I'm afraid that 2013 isn't likely to be any better than 2012. In fact, this entire decade promises to be full of fornication of all kinds. Just look at the year "2013." Stare at that number for a moment. I can assure you, the second you turn your back, that "1" is going to violate that "0" repeatedly.

Disgusting.
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Default Re: Good Riddance 2012, the Year of Anal Sex. - 01-18-2013, 11:20 PM

Is it wrong for my husband to give me anal sex? as a good Christian wife I like to obey and please my husband last year he only had to beat me 3 times for my insolence. The third time was the worst but I deserved it for having an abortion after my rape
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Default Re: Good Riddance 2012, the Year of Anal Sex. - 01-18-2013, 11:23 PM

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Is it wrong for my husband to give me anal sex? as a good Christian wife I like to obey and please my husband last year he only had to beat me 3 times for my insolence. The third time was the worst but I deserved it for having an abortion after my rape
It means your husband is a disgusting sodomite. Why would he pretend you're a boy? Have you let yourself go? That's just begging for divorce, you know.


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Default Re: Good Riddance 2012, the Year of Anal Sex. - 01-18-2013, 11:29 PM

But I thought divorce is a sin in the eyes of the Lord? What do you mean let myself go I only ever wanted to be a good wife, I haven't been a boy for several years.

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Default Re: Good Riddance 2012, the Year of Anal Sex. - 01-18-2013, 11:44 PM

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But I thought divorce is a sin in the eyes of the Lord? What do you mean let myself go I only ever wanted to be a good wife, I haven't been a boy for several years.

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What on Earth are you talking about? Boys can't be wives.

If you husband wants to imagine forcing his penile member into a slim young boy's anal area and not your lady hole he is a gay and should (in any sane world) be killed.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

Are you a retarded?

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Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Default Re: Good Riddance 2012, the Year of Anal Sex. - 01-18-2013, 11:50 PM

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Is it wrong for my husband to give me anal sex?
No. You must do it on demand

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But I thought divorce is a sin in the eyes of the Lord? What do you mean let myself go I only ever wanted to be a good wife, I haven't been a boy for several years.
Confusing answer Sister. Divorce is a sin if you only do not do what your husband commands. If he says "Get down like a doggie and bark" you do it. C'mon, you know what's coming.

But then you say "I haven't been a boy for several years"; what does that mean? Is he tired of pumping your poop-chute? That's your fault. Not his and not Christ's.

Please be a little more clearer in your questions or I will put a curse on your entire family for the next seven generations. If all you did was a mis-type; then please dear Sister, correct yourself. Your future as a good wife on all fours depends on it. Have you been barking in a way he finds desireable or are you faking it?
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Default Re: Good Riddance 2012, the Year of Anal Sex. - 01-19-2013, 12:01 AM

What I mean to say is I was a woman traded in a man's body but the good Lord saw fit to fix me an now I'm a fully fledged woman, you say I must obey but sister Mary Etheldreda says that is wrong and I should divorce his him I try to please him and even urinate on him when he commands it, none of his other wives do that. Whats this about cursing my family witchcraft is strictly forbidden and you should be burned at the steak you heathen


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What I mean to say is I was a woman traded in a man's body but the good Lord saw fit to fix me an now I'm a fully fledged woman, you say I must obey but sister Mary Etheldreda says that is wrong and I should divorce his him I try to please him and even urinate on him when he commands it, none of his other wives do that. Whats this about cursing my family witchcraft is strictly forbidden and you should be burned at the steak you heathen


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Did you you used to be a fella? What kind of crazy BS is this?

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Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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What I mean blah blah blah
Typically female to change what you say over and over again. Your mind is like a pinball machine on steroids. My advice to you would be to stop talking. It's just not your thing. Instead spend time on obeying your husband, as God commands.

Ephesians 5:22-24 "Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body. Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in every thing."


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Default Re: Good Riddance 2012, the Year of Anal Sex. - 01-19-2013, 12:10 AM

It's a tricky situation: obey God's admonition to obey you husband or obey God's admonition not to be bummed.

Your buggered either way. Next time don't let your dad pick a homer for your husband.

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Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Default Re: Good Riddance 2012, the Year of Anal Sex. - 01-19-2013, 12:11 AM

Yes I used to be a fella as you so politely put it but the Lord saw fit for me to become a woman and a wife to 2 Christian husbands I haven't changed my mind once perhaps you have trouble reading friend

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Default Re: Good Riddance 2012, the Year of Anal Sex. - 01-19-2013, 12:11 AM

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What I mean to say is I was a woman traded in a man's body but the good Lord saw fit to fix me an now I'm a fully fledged woman, you say I must obey but sister Mary Etheldreda says that is wrong and I should divorce his him I try to please him and even urinate on him when he commands it, none of his other wives do that. Whats this about cursing my family witchcraft is strictly forbidden and you should be burned at the steak you heathen


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Exactly where did I tell you to divorce him?



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Default Re: Good Riddance 2012, the Year of Anal Sex. - 01-19-2013, 12:13 AM

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Yes I used to be a fella as you so politely put it but the Lord saw fit for me to become a woman and a wife to 2 Christian husbands I haven't changed my mind once perhaps you have trouble reading friend

Yours in Christ
No, God did not change you to a woman. That would imply He made an error is creating you.

Are you saying God is an idiot who does not know the difference between a panhandle and a flange?

You've got some nerve sister/brother (delete as appropriate).

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Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Default Re: Good Riddance 2012, the Year of Anal Sex. - 01-19-2013, 12:19 AM

What I'm saying is I was born in the wrong body but now I'm fixed and am a good CHRISTIAN wife wife to 2 husbands I'm not saying he was wrong mearly testing me as he tests all true Christians
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Default Re: Good Riddance 2012, the Year of Anal Sex. - 01-19-2013, 12:31 AM

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What I'm saying is I was born in the wrong body but now I'm fixed and am a good CHRISTIAN wife wife to 2 husbands I'm not saying he was wrong mearly testing me as he tests all true Christians
What kind of god would make a woman a man? God would not do so. Where in the Bible does God turn a man into a Lady?

God clearly was testing you: to accept His judgement inspite of your insipid desires. And you failed.

There is no other theological argument that can reconcile Christian beliefs with being a travesty of nature.

If you are looking for tolerance and acceptance go and be a humanist.

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Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Default Re: Good Riddance 2012, the Year of Anal Sex. - 01-19-2013, 12:31 AM

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What I'm saying is I was born in the wrong body but now I'm fixed and am a good CHRISTIAN wife wife to 2 husbands I'm not saying he was wrong mearly testing me as he tests all true Christians
So now you have two husbands that make you bark; it that correct? You are very confusing Sister.
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Default Re: Good Riddance 2012, the Year of Anal Sex. - 01-19-2013, 12:34 AM

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What I'm saying is I was born in the wrong body but now I'm fixed and am a good CHRISTIAN wife wife to 2 husbands I'm not saying he was wrong mearly testing me as he tests all true Christians
Having two husbands is against Jesus. Why did you mutilate the body God gave you? That's against Jesus too.

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They shall not make baldness upon their head, neither shall they shave off the corner of their beard, nor make any cuttings in their flesh.
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Default Re: Good Riddance 2012, the Year of Anal Sex. - 01-19-2013, 12:34 AM

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It means your husband is a disgusting sodomite. Why would he pretend you're a boy? Have you let yourself go? That's just begging for divorce, you know.
That last sentence there and I quote "That's just begging for divorce, you know"
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Default Re: Good Riddance 2012, the Year of Anal Sex. - 01-19-2013, 12:36 AM

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Is it wrong for my husband to give me anal sex? as a good Christian wife I like to obey and please my husband last year he only had to beat me 3 times for my insolence. The third time was the worst but I deserved it for having an abortion after my rape
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