[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by bucket of spit

Good thing I already have most of these in my personal library. And now I have a shopping list to acquire the rest just in case McLame and Puling do get in to the White House.

Luckily the DOF has your name and address, so we'll know where to go once GWB begins his 3rd term.

[Billybob Sunday]

Our Sarah just got a great endorsement:

Cheney thinks Palin is 'superb'

2 hours ago
ROME (AFP) — US Vice President Dick Cheney on Monday gave his public backing for Sarah Palin -- the Republican party's first female candidate to be vice president.
Cheney, who is in Rome for talks with Italian leaders, said he watched on television as the 44-year-old Alaska governor addressed the Republican National Convention to nominate John McCain as the party's White House candidate.
"I thought her appearance at (the) convention was superb. I watched that with great interest. I loved some of her lines: 'What was the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull? It's lipstick,'" he told reporters.
"We have had all kinds of vice presidents over the years and everybody brings a different set of experiences to the office and also a different kind of understanding with whoever the president is," Cheney said.
"Each administration is different. There is no reason why Sarah Palin can't be a successful vice president in a McCain administration."
Cheney added that a McCain-Palin White House in 2009 "won't look exactly like the Bush administration," but would be "relatively unique."
Cheney, who was on a tour of Azerbaijan, Georgia and Ukraine when the Republicans held their convention in Minnesota, has met Palin before and called to congratulate her when she was named McCain's running mate, an administration spokeswoman said.
Cheney also dismissed criticisms over her lack of experience.
"I think she is a good candidate and I don't see any reason why she can't be an effective vice president," he said.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

Luckily the DOF has your name and address, so we'll know where to go once GWB begins his 3rd term.

Come to my home at your own risk, bubba.

[Nobar King]

Is that a threat?

[Old Iron Crotch]

Originally Posted by Nobar King

Is that a threat?

It's a warning - I do not tolerate trespassers.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Originally Posted by bucket of spit

Come to my home at your own risk, bubba.

The Pastor is under the personal protection of God (and Bobby-Joe). I assume if he comes round it will be to burn the evil books in your library and denounce you as the God mocking, self-worshipping creature you are!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

I thought this was a thread about our next vice-president, Sarah Palin. I see it's actually yet ANOTHER thread about Spit.



Here, watch this nice video about Sarah Palin's faith, and how the church she loved until 2002 believes Alaska will be a shelter in the last days.

http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/pol...alin.faith.cnn

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Originally Posted by BibleThumpinBlonde

Uh oh, Sister Palin may have criminal records. I bet she was just witnessing and beating people with Bibles? Or accidentally killed someone cleaning a gun or driving over them. Stranger things have happened!

http://cryptome.org/sarah-palin.htm
(scroll to the very bottom)

Could be disposing of one of her objectionable in-laws or an accident with a hockey stick - I'm sure it's all easily explicable.

[Billybob Sunday]

Jesus Christ was convicted and executed for his crimes. If Sarah Palin has a criminal past, that just makes her more Christ-like.

The only for sure criminal in her family is her husband, Todd. Todd got caught driving while drunk 20 years ago - and that's it! Think about it - Todd is half eskimo - he is probably the soberest injun in the whole dang U.S. of A! That's what the love of a good Christian woman will do for you!

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Originally Posted by Brother Temperance

Frankly, I'm disappointed we haven't seen any pictures of Sarah clubbing some baby seals herself yet. That's the sort of thing that'd really get a red-blooded man's heart racing.

Of course! I'm happy to tell you that the GOP publicity machine is all geared up to such requests and there's no shortage of material:

Here you are Brother Temperance!

[Sister Noddy]

Originally Posted by Billybob Sunday

Our Sarah just got a great endorsement:

Cheney thinks Palin is 'superb'

"I thought her appearance at (the) convention was superb. I watched that with great interest. I loved some of her lines: 'What was the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull? It's lipstick,'" he told reporters.

"I think she is a good candidate and I don't see any reason why she can't be an effective vice president," he said.

Yoooou tell em like it is, Dick! Praise Jesus for our Sarah!

[ExGay Alex]

And the first thing God will do after he gets McCain elected is to send him to whatever reward awaits him in the afterlife and after Sarah takes the Oath shh will respect God's will and send wrath and vengeance (and an IRS audit and an Attorney General investigation and an FBI probe and some wiretaps) upon such liberal snot-rags like Salon for trash talking a good Christian woman like Sarah Palin.

http://www.salon.com/opinion/feature...undamentalist/

Leftwingers like Salon are threats to America's way of life and its freedoms! They shouldn't be allowed to print such filth.

[Wash O'Hanley]

I like Sarah Palin's strong stance against abortion, sex education, environmentalism and community leaders.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

According to this columnist in Colorado Springs, future vice President Sarah Palin is no feminist. I agree!

Gov. Sarah Palin may be feminine, but she is no feminist.

She believes teaching creationism in public school is a good idea. You know: Eve was created out of Adam's rib, and how someone begat someone else, who begat someone later on, and there was just a whole lot of begatting going on.

Palin thinks telling teenagers to "just say no" is a realistic way of preventing pregnancies.

She's opposed to abortion rights, even in the cases involving rape or incest. In 2006, she said she would oppose an abortion for her own daughter even if she had been raped.

Anyone has a perfect right to believe such things and to shout those beliefs to the rafters. In the days since Palin was added to the GOP ticket by Sen. John McCain, polls have shown that more women seem to be supporting McCain.

Unquestionably, adding Palin to the ticket was good politics.

If those women are supporting the ticket because they agree with a biblical view, fine. But they shouldn't be fooled into thinking that Palin has much in common with feminists merely because she is a woman.

"Being opposed to reproductive rights in the way Sarah Palin is is anti-feminist," said Tomi Ann Roberts, a Colorado College psychology professor who directs the Feminist and Gender Studies program.

[Parabola]

Originally Posted by BibleThumpinBlonde

I'm starting to like this gal more and more! Here is a list of books she want banned!

GLORY!!!!

Taken from the original minutes of the Wasilla Library Board.

A Clockwork Orange by Anthony Burgess
A Wrinkle in Time by Madeleine L'Engle
Annie on My Mind by Nancy Garden
As I Lay Dying by William Faulkner
Blubber by Judy Blume
Brave New World by Aldous Huxley
Bridge to Terabithia by Katherine Paterson
Canterbury Tales by Chaucer
Carrie by Stephen King
Catch-22 by Joseph Heller
Christine by Stephen King
Confessions by Jean-Jacques Rousseau
Cujo by Stephen King
Curses, Hexes, and Spells by Daniel Cohen
Daddy's Roommate by Michael Willhoite
Day No Pigs Would Die by Robert Peck
Death of a Salesman by Arthur Miller
Decameron by Boccaccio
East of Eden by John Steinbeck
Fallen Angels by Walter Myers
Fanny Hill (Memoirs of a Woman of Pleasure) by J ohn Cleland
Flowers For Algernon by Daniel Keyes
Forever by Judy Blume
Grendel by John Champlin Gardner
Halloween ABC by Eve Merriam
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone by J.K. Rowling
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets by J.K. Rowling
Harry Potter and the Prizoner of Azkaban by J.K. Rowling
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire by J.K. Rowling
Have to Go by Robert Munsch
Heather Has Two Mommies by Leslea Newman
How to Eat Fried Worms by Thomas Rockwell
Huckleberry Finn by Mark Twain
I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings by Maya Angelou
Impressions edited by Jack Booth
In the Night Kitchen by Maurice Sendak
It's Okay if You Don't Love Me by Norma Klein
James and the Giant Peach by Roald Dahl
Lady Chatterley's Lover by D.H. Lawrence
Leaves of Grass by Walt Whitman
Little Red Riding Hood by Jacob and Wilhelm Grimm
Lord of the Flies by William Golding
Love is One of the Choices by Norma Klein
Lysistrata by Aristophanes s
More Scary Stories in the Dark by Alvin Schwartz
My Brother Sam Is Dead by James Lincoln Collier and Christopher
Collier
My House by Nikki Giovanni
My Friend Flicka by Mary O'Hara
Night Chills by Dean Koontz
Of Mice and Men by John Steinbeck
On My Honor by Marion Dane Bauer
One Day in The Life of Ivan Denisovich by Alexander Solzhenitsyn
One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest by Ken Kesey
One Hundred Years of Solitude by Gabriel Garcia Marquez
Ordinary People by Judith Guest
Our Bodies, Ourselves by Boston Women's Health Collective
Prince of Tides by Pat Conroy
Revolting Rhymes by Roald Dahl
Scary Stories 3: More Tales to Chill Your Bones by Alvin Schwartz
Scary Stories in the Dark by Alvin Schwartz
Separate Peace by John Knowles
Silas Marner by George Eliot
Slaughterhouse-Five by Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.
Tarzan of the Apes by Edgar Rice Burroughs
The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn by Mark Twain
The Adventures of Tom Sawyer by Mark Twain
The Bastard by John Jakes
The Catcher in the Rye by J.D. Salinger
The Chocolate War by Robert Cormier
The Color Purple by Alice Walker
The Devil's Alternative by Frederick Forsyth
The Figure in the Shadows by John Bellairs
The Grapes of Wrath by John Steinbeck
The Great Gilly Hopkins by Katherine Paterson
The Handmaid's Tale by Margaret Atwood
The Headless Cupid by Zilpha Snyder
The Learning Tree by Gordon Parks
The Living Bible by William C. Bower
The Merchant of Venice by William Shakespeare
The New Teenage Body Book by Kathy McCoy and Charles Wibbelsman
The Pigman by Paul Zindel
The Seduction of Peter S. by Lawrence Sanders
The Shining by Stephen King
The Witches by Roald Dahl
The Witches of Worm by Zilpha Snyder
Then Again, Maybe I Won't by Judy Blume
To Kill A Mockingbird by Harper Lee
Twelfth Night by William Shakespeare
Webster's Ninth New Collegiate Dictionary by the Merriam-Webster
Editorial Staff
Witches, Pumpkins, and Grinning Ghosts: The Story of the Halloween
Symbols by Edna Barth

Why not ban 1984 while you're at it? That'll make things easier for sure...

[Bobby-Joe]

That woman is truely America's Sweet Heart®.

Who is for boycotting the bastards at ABC for that ambush interview they pulled on Mrs Palin. What kind of question is "what do you think of the Bush doctrine?" They were way over the line with that one.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Originally Posted by Bobby-Joe

That woman is truely America's Sweet Heart®.

Who is for boycotting the bastards at ABC for that ambush interview they pulled on Mrs Palin. What kind of question is "what do you think of the Bush doctrine?" They were way over the line with that one.

Yes, how would she be expected to know what the Bush Doctrine is? It's not like she's a national leader!

[Bobby-Joe]

Originally Posted by Rev. M. Rodimer

Yes, how would she be expected to know what the Bush Doctrine is? It's not like she's a national leader!

You are right Brother, for the love of Jesus the woman can see Russia from her state. She is under enough pressure with out sexists attacks like this against her. The woman is fighting on the very front lines of the War on Terror.

[SayvedByTheLord]

She is a woman after all, how can she be expected to know ANYTHING ?

Once God takes President McCain home and she becomes President, Karl Rove and other True Christians™ will guide her.

YIC

[Bobby-Joe]

Originally Posted by AlBruAn

You all have neglected to mention the fact that Palin is obviously a prophetess. How else could she want the Harry Potter novels banned two full years before the first Harry Potter novel was published?

She knew because Jesus told her sinner! It's like Obama is such a incompetent socialist he screwed the economy up before he is elected president.