[Pastor Ezekiel]

Brother Pat Robertson had an interesting observation today. I have to agree with him.

Pat Robertson: Facebook Needs A ‘Vomit’ Button
For Pictures Of Gay Fags

If televangelist Pat Robertson is any indication, the “ick factor” — the idea that homosexuality should be opposed simply because straight people are turned off by it — is alive and well. On The 700 Club, Robertson explained that Christians shouldn’t use the “Like” feature on Facebook for anything the Bible condemns, like pictures of same-sex couples. He would prefer there be a “Vomit” button instead for such images:

ROBERTSON: What you’re saying is, “Yes, I like this kind of thing.” You’ve got a couple of same-sex guys kissing. You “Like” that. Well, that makes me want to throw up. To me, I would punch “Vomit,” not “Like”… They don’t give you that option on Facebook.

I'm sure some of our other True Christians™ will have plenty of examples of ungodliness on the Face Book, but I'd just like to go on record in front of God, Jesus and everyone as saying GET THE QUEERS OFF MY COMPUTER!

[WWJDnow]

Forget Facebook, join Gracebook.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Once again Marion 'Pat' Robertson cuts to the heart of the issue.

Intrasex on the Facebooks is just another way for the radical gay liberal media elite to enact it's fascist policies of inculcating our vibrant youngsters into the gayness. These communist activities have been an unwashable stain on the throuser of this great nation since before it's inception.

God hates the gaywise and intrasex (Leviticus 20:13) and Godly Marion 'Pat' Rollins hates it, too.

And who wouldn't? Just imagining two men, one older and more experienced in rape (non traditional, anal, forced) engaging in intrasex and Marion 'Pat' Robertson having to watch and the older man as he plies his pre engorged manhandle, steely eyed into the younger man's face and mouth untill it goes off.

Poor Marion 'Pat' Roner! Then he has to sit and watch the younger man (possibly now shirtless) thrust his penile member twixt buttockular cleft while the older man can only grimace until he reaches insane speed and them culmination.

Disgusting.

Men like Marion 'Pat' Roberts would no more sit through this without vomiting than any good Christian would. But this is exactly the situation I imagine Marion 'Pat' Robbins imagines, I imagine

Praise you Marion 'Pat' Robinson, praise you, indeed!

YIC

[Jo Freddie]

Originally Posted by Dr Laurence Niles

God hates the gaywise and intrasex (Leviticus 20:13)

I'm not convinced that is what it means.

If a woman asks you "Does my arse look big in this dress?" .. it is okay to "lie" and say no.

But if a man asks "Does my arse look big in this dress?" you must NOT lie as you would with a woman.. you must tell him... yes.. you fat bastard.

[John Creeser]

Originally Posted by Jo Freddie

I'm not convinced that is what it means.

If a woman asks you "Does my arse look big in this dress?" .. it is okay to "lie" and say no.

But if a man asks "Does my arse look big in this dress?" you must NOT lie as you would with a woman.. you must tell him... yes.. you fat bastard.

I have posted this scripture at least 5 times in as many days.

2 Peter 1:20 Knowing this first, that no prophecy of the scripture is of any private interpretation.

We'll just chalk this up to the blasphemy you've already committed since you have been tolerated here...your entire post count

Mark 3:29 But he that shall blaspheme against the Holy Ghost hath never forgiveness, but is in danger of eternal damnation.

I'll need binoculars to find you in the level of HELL you've earned yourself.

[Jo Freddie]

Originally Posted by John Creeser

2 Peter 1:20 Knowing this first, that no prophecy of the scripture is of any private interpretation.

Nothing private about what I posted, I publicly stated how I literally read Leviticus 20:13 it is the perversions of your own mind that lead you to think the verse is about sex.

[Gospel of Truth]

Originally Posted by John Creeser

Mark 3:29 But he that shall blaspheme against the Holy Ghost hath never forgiveness, but is in danger of eternal damnation.

Hello John.

I have Tourettes Syndrome and often find myself cursing and even blaspheming unintentionally. This includes recently shouting "F*** your fillthy habits!" at some nuns and telling a pastor that he has a "Cockface". I won't post the blasphemy for obvious reasons.

I am glad Mark leaves the door open for a bit of blasphemy, as he only says I am in danger of eternal damnation. Not that it is definite. I will still try not to do it in any case.

Best wishes.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Originally Posted by Gospel of Truth

Hello John.

I have Tourettes Syndrome and often find myself cursing and even blaspheming unintentionally. This includes recently shouting "F*** your fillthy habits!" at some nuns and telling a pastor that he has a "Cockface". I won't post the blasphemy for obvious reasons.

But these are nuns, so... I'm not understanding how this is blasphemy.

Everyone knows nuns have filthy habits. They're all lesbians. They don't even keep it a secret.

[Cranky Old Man]

Originally Posted by Gospel of Truth

I have Tourettes Syndrome

No you don't. Stop using fancy words you don't understand and get on your knees to allow Jesus to come inside of you!

[Mrs.Elizabeth]

If you don't mind, I hope you see my new Facebook profile, I already sent friendship requests to some of Landover members and I hope you confirm them, thanks

https://www.facebook.com/elizabeth.morrison.5811877

[Alphonse Alban]

Originally Posted by Gospel of Truth

I am glad Mark leaves the door open for a bit of blasphemy, as he only says I am in danger of eternal damnation. Not that it is definite. I will still try not to do it in any case.

Depending on target. If you blaspheme against the Holy Ghost, you are done. No matter the excuse.

Matthew 12:31 Wherefore I say unto you, All manner of sin and blasphemy shall be forgiven unto men: but the blasphemy against the Holy Ghost shall not be forgiven unto men.

[Didymus Much]

Originally Posted by Mrs.Elizabeth

If you don't mind, I hope you see my new Facebook profile...

You know, you bear a striking resemblance to Heather Leroux, and Antonella Grimaldi, and Rebecca from Durham...



So are you all like sisters or something?

[Mrs.Elizabeth]

Originally Posted by Didymus Much

You know, you bear a striking resemblance to Heather Leroux, and Antonella Grimaldi, and Rebecca from Durham...



So are you all like sisters or something?

Ok, you caught me, I used that photo because I don't have one of my face in the computer and our camera is broken, happy now?

[Basilissa]

Originally Posted by Mrs.Elizabeth

Ok, you caught me, I used that photo because I don't have one of my face in the computer and our camera is broken, happy now?

Oh my goodness, are you saying that you are posing as somebody else, by using some other person's face as you avatar?

[Brother Harold Porter]

Originally Posted by Mrs.Elizabeth

Ok, you caught me, I used that photo because I don't have one of my face in the computer and our camera is broken, happy now?

So you lied?

Of course, you will have to answer to God for your deception in the long run. But you have serious issues to deal with, even in the mortal life.

Facebook makes it clear what they think of liars in their terms of service.

You will not provide any false personal information on Facebook, or create an account for anyone other than yourself without permission.

You will not create more than one personal account.

The very idea that someone would come to God's Church and use deception. Pretending to be something they are not, makes me ill.

You should be so ashamed of yourself, young lady.

[Mrs.Elizabeth]

Originally Posted by Basilissa

Oh my goodness, are you saying that you are posing as somebody else, by using some other person's face as you avatar?

You're right brother, that was wrong. But don't worry, I'll change it for a less offending image and I'll keep it until I have a photo of myself. Please forgive me

[Brother Harold Porter]

Originally Posted by Mrs.Elizabeth

You're right brother, that was wrong. But don't worry, I'll change it for a less offending image and I'll keep it until I have a photo of myself. Please forgive me

Not to worry, I chose an anonymous avatar from the World Wide Web to use for you.

But I pray for your deceptive soul, young lady.

In Christ

[Mrs.Elizabeth]

Originally Posted by Brother Harold Porter

Not to worry, I chose an anonymous avatar from the World Wide Web to use for you.

But I pray for your deceptive soul, young lady.

In Christ

With due respect brother, I think an image of our Holy KJV Bible is a good option, what do you think?

[Damien666]

I can't believe you people, educated in the 21st Century, actually believe this. You are the most contradictory bunch of hicks I have ever had the misfortune to happen upon. I believe in a god in some sense, however, you lot are engaged in fairy tales. It is incredulously hypocritical to preach that god loves everyone and then to demonize homosexuals and other people who don't subscribe to your ridiculous ideologies. The earth is not only 6,000 years old, Noah couldn't possibly have collected one of every animal from different continents, but I suppose 'God' made this possible. Yeah, riiigghhhhtttt. Apparently, according to you lot, the anti-christ will seize power sometime in 2013, and the world is due to end a few years down the line. This is laughable, you prevent humanity from progressing with these attitudes and oppressions, well perhaps not humanity, but yourselves. I genuinely pity you, but it's okay because I'll burn in that non-existent pit known as 'hell' while you will be singing songs in the equally unreal destination called 'heaven'. God save me.

[Alphonse Alban]

Originally Posted by Damien666

It is incredulously hypocritical to preach that god loves everyone and then to demonize homosexuals and other people who don't subscribe to your ridiculous ideologies.

Don't be silly. God loves you so much that He offers you salvation if you love Him back. It's your choice in the end.