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Default Are there good catholics? - 02-14-2008, 02:51 PM

Is it possible for a Catholic to understand God's will?

here are a few that may be up to the task:

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KANSAS CITY, Mo. (AP) -- Kansas activities officials are investigating a religious school's refusal to let a female referee call a boys' high school basketball game.
The Kansas State High School Activities Association said referees reported that Michelle Campbell was preparing to officiate at St. Mary's Academy near Topeka on Feb. 2 when a school official insisted that Campbell could
not call the game.

The reason given, according to the referees: Campbell, as a woman, could not be put in a position of authority over boys because of the academy's beliefs.
These uppity egg-sacks need to be put in their place!

On their knees, scrubbing the floor....


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Default Re: Are there good catholics? - 02-15-2008, 05:13 AM

She will sue the pants off of them and win.



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Default Re: Are there good catholics? - 02-15-2008, 07:20 PM

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These uppity egg-sacks need to be put in their place!

On their knees, scrubbing the floor....
Oddity about actress Marlene Dietrich: To show her affection for a new friend, she would go over to the person's house while they weren't home and scrub the floor for them. Strange but True.

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Default Re: Are there good catholics? - 02-15-2008, 07:38 PM

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Is it possible for a Catholic to understand God's will?
Even the corrupt Catholic Bible states that women are not to have a position of authority above a male.

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She will sue the pants off of them and win.
The joke will be on her because Catholic priests do not wear pants.

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Default Re: Are there good catholics? - 02-15-2008, 08:35 PM

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Is it possible for a Catholic to understand God's will?
First, let's get a few definitions out of the way. By "God's will," I'm going to take it that you mean those things about His desires that God has decided to reveal to us through the Bible, the sage advice of our pastors and deacons, our Christian fellowship, and through the power of prayer. That's all that we really need to know (if it weren't, then He would have found a way to tell us more). There may be more to God's will than just that, but, if so, nobody still on Earth has any way to discover it.

By Catholic, I assume you mean someone who worships more or less in accordance with the Catechism of the Roman Catholic Church. There are millions of former Catholics who now are born-again Christians, and they certainly understand the will of God; I do not consider them to be Catholics after their rebirth in Christ.

So much for the definitions.

No Catholic is saved, because they worship paintings and statues and dead people instead of the Lord. After blasphemy of the Holy Spirit, idolatry is the worst sin there is.

However, it is possible for someone who is not saved to understand God's will, by studying the Bible. So, in theory, at least some Catholics could understand God's will, even though they reject it. In practice, since no Catholics ever read the Bible, the answer is no, there are none who understand the will of God.

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Oddity about actress Marlene Dietrich: To show her affection for a new friend, she would go over to the person's house while they weren't home and scrub the floor for them. Strange but True.
She couldn't afford some negresses to do that for her?



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Oddity about actress Marlene Dietrich: To show her affection for a new friend, she would go over to the person's house while they weren't home and scrub the floor for them. Strange but True.

She couldn't afford some negresses to do that for her?

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Default Re: Are there good catholics? - 02-17-2008, 05:08 AM

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The joke will be on her because Catholic priests do not wear pants.
Ugh, you are right. I never thought about that. I just got a bad visual of...



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Default Re: Are there good catholics? - 02-23-2008, 05:18 AM

They do not wear pants beneath their robes?

Even the Ayatullahs, Imams, as well as most male Muslims, wear pants beneath their robes.

I suppose they have to act fast to catch their altar boys off guard.

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Default Re: Are there good catholics? - 02-23-2008, 06:47 AM

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Even the Ayatullahs, Imams, as well as most male Muslims, wear pants beneath their robes.

I suppose they have to act fast to catch their altar boys off guard.
Ha. That's funny.


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