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  • Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

    Originally posted by Mary Thompson View Post
    Hi dear !
    I sure do know I love meeting new people, so why not introduce yourself in the introduction forum so we can properly greet you.
    Please capitalize God, he deserves it don't you think?
    Where in the Bible does it say we should not judge? Unless you are refering to The Most MISUNDERSTOOD Passage in All the Bible (Matthew 7:1-5)
    Please use proper grammar and punctuation, it seems you do not know the horrors of HELL , I want to inform you of your fate so you don't think you'll be sitting around with your feet up, you see up the top where it says "Like us on Facebook" then "Or Burn in Hell" click "Or Burn in Hell" it gives a brief overview on Hell, memorize it just before you go to sleep and the nightmares will tell you the rest, continue every night until you decide it is not what you want, then follow the instructions given at http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=67449, then begin reading Genesis in a King James Bible.
    No fu-ck that. At least I spelled "god" right! Stop being Grammar Nazis. Who The fu-ck cares what the bible thinks? They want you to be perfect! Nobody's perfect. We are all humans ( expect for those people on this website )

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    • Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

      Originally posted by lukasekman View Post
      Please calm down, being that upset is not good for your blood pressure.
      I have helped several children and young adults to overcome left-handedness, so there is hope for you if you welcome Jesus in your life.

      Naaaah fu-ck you for saying that. That's like saying being a Mexican is a choice. I didn't choice to be left handed, i choose using my pencil with my right hand, and it doesnt work, you need to accept that people are going to be left handed. What if the bible didnt support Aztecs, you wouldn't like it, would you? Also you're brainwashed because the bible says so.

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      • Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

        I'm sure if you started writing with your right hand your stuttering problem will improve.
        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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        • Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

          Originally posted by AmuRockbell View Post
          Im an athiest and piffleing proud of it! Didn't your god said not to judge? piffle I rather go to hell.!
          I've removed the reference to your mother out of consideration for her as she seems to have made a proper mess of you.

          Did you read
          Deuteronomy 17:5 Then shalt thou bring forth that man or that woman, which have committed that wicked thing, unto thy gates, even that man or that woman, and shalt stone them with stones, till they die. KJV

          which in this thread appears immediately before your post.

          How could that be achieved without "judging"?

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          • Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

            Originally posted by AmuRockbell View Post
            Naaaah fu-ck you for saying that. That's like saying being a Mexican is a choice. I didn't choice to be left handed, i choose using my pencil with my right hand, and it doesnt work, you need to accept that people are going to be left handed. What if the bible didnt support Aztecs, you wouldn't like it, would you? Also you're brainwashed because the bible says so.
            Everything you do in your life are choices, regardless if you use your wrong hand to sin or you use your Righteous hand to serve Jesus. The longer time you lived in sin, the more effort is required for salvation. You must refudiate your left-handedness, and accept the effort required to be comfortable with your Righteous hand.

            Aztecs are wrong: Thou shalt have no other gods before me.
            Exodus 20:3

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            • Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

              Originally posted by lukasekman View Post
              Everything you do in your life are choices, regardless if you use your wrong hand to sin or you use your Righteous hand to serve Jesus. The longer time you lived in sin, the more effort is required for salvation. You must refudiate your left-handedness, and accept the effort required to be comfortable with your Righteous hand.

              Aztecs are wrong: Thou shalt have no other gods before me.
              Exodus 20:3

              Being a Lefty isn't a choice. Science? Ever heard of it, douchebag?

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              • Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

                Originally posted by AmuRockbell View Post
                Being a Lefty isn't a choice. Science? Ever heard of it, douchebag?
                Yep, we've heard of it. And we reject it, because it's evil. 1Timothy 6:20 O Timothy, keep that which is committed to thy trust, avoiding profane and vain babblings, and oppositions of science falsely so called:
                God created fossils to test our faith.

                * * *

                My favorite LBC sermons:
                True Christians are Perfect!
                True Christian™ Love.
                Salvation™ made Easy!
                You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                God HATES Rational Thinking!
                True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                • Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

                  Originally posted by AmuRockbell View Post
                  Being a Lefty isn't a choice. Science? Ever heard of it, douchebag?
                  Dear Angry Person,

                  It's common knowledge that left handed people are much angrier then normal people. But you can rid yourself of this anger if you just choose to be right handed!

                  Always remember what the Bible says:

                  Matthew 6:3
                  But when thou doest alms, let not thy left hand know what thy right hand doeth:

                  Ecclesiastes 10:2 - A wise man's heart [is] at his right hand; but a fool's heart at his left.

                  YIC
                  2 Samuel 11:13 And when David had called him, he did eat and drink before him; and he made him drunk: and at even he went out to lie on his bed with the servants of his lord, but went not down to his house.

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                  • Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

                    Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
                    Yep, we've heard of it. And we reject it, because it's evil. 1Timothy 6:20 O Timothy, keep that which is committed to thy trust, avoiding profane and vain babblings, and oppositions of science falsely so called:
                    Science ain't evil. Bible is.

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                    • Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

                      Originally posted by AmuRockbell View Post
                      Science ain't evil. Bible is.
                      Prove it - book, chapter, verse.

                      Here is something to the contrary: 2 Timothy 3:16 All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:
                      God created fossils to test our faith.

                      * * *

                      My favorite LBC sermons:
                      True Christians are Perfect!
                      True Christian™ Love.
                      Salvation™ made Easy!
                      You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                      Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                      Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                      Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                      Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                      The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                      Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                      God HATES Rational Thinking!
                      True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                      • Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

                        Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
                        Prove it - book, chapter, verse.

                        Here is something to the contrary: 2 Timothy 3:16 All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:
                        First of all, when I used my pencil with my right hand, guess what? It failed and wrote it badly! So I decide to use my left hand instead.

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                        • Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

                          Originally posted by AmuRockbell View Post
                          First of all, when I used my pencil with my right hand, guess what? It failed and wrote it badly! So I decide to use my left hand instead.
                          Of course I don't know you, but frankly, 100% of left handed people that I do know, have very bad handwriting anyway. So don't use that as an excuse.
                          God created fossils to test our faith.

                          * * *

                          My favorite LBC sermons:
                          True Christians are Perfect!
                          True Christian™ Love.
                          Salvation™ made Easy!
                          You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                          Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                          Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                          Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                          Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                          The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                          Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                          God HATES Rational Thinking!
                          True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                          • Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

                            Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
                            Of course I don't know you, but frankly, 100% of left handed people that I do know, have very bad handwriting anyway. So don't use that as an excuse.
                            And don't use your fu-cking bible as an excuse to be an as-shole.

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                            • Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

                              Originally posted by AmuRockbell View Post
                              First of all, when I used my pencil with my right hand, guess what? It failed and wrote it badly! So I decide to use my left hand instead.
                              That is because you are still choosing to participate in the witchcraft practice of left-handedness.
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                              Psalm 50:22 Now consider this, ye that forget God, lest I tear you in pieces, and there be none to deliver.
                              Deuteronomy32:35 To me belongeth vengeance and recompence; their foot shall slide in due time: for the day of their calamity is at hand, and the things that shall come upon them make haste.
                              Jerimiah 13:14 And I will dash them one against another, even the fathers and the sons together, saith the LORD: I will not pity, nor spare, nor have mercy, but destroy them.
                              Numbers 32:23 But if ye will not do so, behold, ye have sinned against the LORD: and be sure your sin will find you out.
                              Leviticus24:14 Bring forth him that hath cursed without the camp; and let all that heard him lay their hands upon his head, and let all the congregation stone him.
                              Ephesians5:5 For this ye know, that no whoremonger, nor unclean person, nor covetous man, who is an idolater, hath any inheritance in the kingdom of Christ and of God.5:6 Let no man deceive you with vain words: for because of these things cometh the wrath of God upon the children of disobedience. 5:7 Be not ye therefore partakers with them.

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                              • Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

                                Originally posted by AmuRockbell View Post
                                And don't use your fu-cking bible as an excuse to be an as-shole.
                                You sound like the kind of guy that beats his wife even when she doesn't need it.

                                YIC
                                2 Samuel 11:13 And when David had called him, he did eat and drink before him; and he made him drunk: and at even he went out to lie on his bed with the servants of his lord, but went not down to his house.

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