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Smile Invitation - 03-04-2010, 05:18 PM

I would like to use this chance to invite you all to the Andkristnihátíð 2010(The Icelandic Anti-Christian Festival 2010)

http://www.andkristni.is/main.html

This festival will be held in Iceland to celebrate the hate on God and christianity.
If you have grown weary of republican rappers and Jimmy Swaggart I encourage you to hop on a flight to Iceland and check this festival out.

There will be loads of merchandise for sale and forms to resign from the national church.

There will be many great bands headlining, such as:

Sororicide(Iceland):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqZxFuFi0TU

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Rotting Christ(Greece):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNlSVA2edG0

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Sólstafir(Iceland):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTj4z4-Cq-I

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So instead of burning in heaven with that self-righteous, envious, evil "God" being you people seem to talk so much about you should all come and join us in hell, B.Y.O.B. ofcourse.

And on behalf of the Icelandic people I would like to say:
Yes, we hate this "God" being.
Yes we do have an army of trolls, elves and goblins under our command, so watch out.
Yes, we are no-good atheists and pagans destined for Hell.
Yes, Björk is our spiritual leader.
Yes, she is the product of an eskimo and a retard.
Yes, we stone the children of christian fanatics.
Yes, Iceland is the gateway to hell[see "Hekla"].
Yes, we are trying to destroy the traditional family, because let's face it, people in Iceland are pretty damn evil.
Yes, there's a party at Dúfnahólar 10 after the Icelandic Anti-Christian Festival.

Although I do not believe in hell or heaven, "God" or Jesus Christ I will, if you christians are right, settle for hell rather than heaven, seems like a nicer place, and being that I live in Iceland it's closer to home than heaven.

Sincerely,

Pantheist.
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