[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Originally Posted by Glendora Christianson

This delightful and lifelike Jesus doll is called Sleepwithme Jesus. He's lifesized and has real seeping wounds. Sleepwithme Jesus is a much safer slumber party pal for our children as a parent doesn't have to worry about homer activities, the M activity, drugs etc...

I can hardly wait until my grandson is old enough for me to buy him one of those. Every time he snuggles up to Jesus, he'll be reminded that Almighty God temporarily sacrificed Himself to Himself to satisfy a rule that He Himself had written, all for our sins.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Here is an excellent and stimulating board game for concerned families. "The Christian Game-Which Way?" will keep your children enthralled for a lifetime.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

THIS jewess doll might make a good gift for females. She gives something like Christian advice, despite being a Christ-killing yid.

Below are only a few of the 23 different phrases that the highly anticipated Dr. Laura action figure says when you press her button.
Batteries Included

Sample Phrases:
"...Proud mother of an American soldier..."
"Now go do the right thing"
"Is this the hill you want to die on?"
"I wish I was a Saved© Christian instead of jew scum."

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

I gotta tell you, Sister Thumper brings the BEST toys to the Pastor's Christmas parties.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

THIS is a wonderful gift for the ladies in your life. While it may look like a finely-crafted American six-shooter, it is actually one of those hot air hair blowers.

This kind of gift will give the females in your life excellent experience at handling a weapon. And just to keep them on their toes Daddy can always play "switcheroo" once in awhile. As a gag.

[Brother Temperance]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

THIS is a wonderful gift for the ladies in your life. While it may look like a finely-crafted American six-shooter, it is actually one of those hot air hair blowers.

Surely most women are perfectly capable of spewing hot air on their own, without mechanical assistance?

[hellion]

Originally Posted by Poetic Peter

Mumbletypeg.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mumbletypeg
A fine action game for children.

Toys?

All a child needs is a decent pocketknife and a bar of P&G Laundry bar soap.
Put the bar of soap in a gallon sized glass pickle jar with a wet rag
for a day or two to soften the soap.
A bar of soap is a gift to gladden any child.
A good penknife. Let the child whittle out its preferred toy.
"See your toy inside the soap?"

Alternatively, a piece of rope
and instruction on the pastime of knot making and noosing

snares for varmints and little sisters.


Intellectual stimulation? A painting set.
Paint by numbers.
Four inch bristle brushes. Gallon cans of paint (quarts for under-tens). Magic Marker. Mark picket fence, say "1" , and mark "1" on the can of white paint. Mark the concrete garage floor "2"
and likewise, "2" on the can of gray floor paint.
Paint by numbers fun for days.


There must be other good toys and games for Christmas.
Please add your favorites.

Or a PS2! Those are hella fun!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by hellion

Or a PS2! Those are hella fun!

If you get Saved today, you can get a Playstation 3 for FREE! Act now!!

[neko-lear]

Poetic Peter, I like your suggestions.

I may have missed it, but I don't think I saw BB or pellet guns, or any firearms for that matter. thought that would have been on the list somewhere.

my personal suggestion is a thick drawing pad and a pencil, let them keep themselves entertained and out of your way for a while.