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The future Mrs Johnnyboy -
06-16-2009, 03:21 PM
I'm in search of a wife(White Christian Virgin) to share my double wide, jonboat and pickup truck in eastern NC. The future Mrs. Johnnyboy(White Christian Virgin) must like to clean fish, grow tomatoes, make biscuits and gravy and have a working knowledge of outboard motors. No grillin or fish frying required, because thats mans work.
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Re: The future Mrs Johnnyboy -
06-17-2009, 02:24 AM
You sound like a man who has everything going for him! It just so happens I have a grand-niece named Charlene Rae who lives in Knoxville, Tennessee. She's a good Christian girl, and only 15 so she's still a virgin. I'll email her your picture and letter, and hopefully you two can hit it off! (You won't mind driving to Knoxville, would you?)
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Re: The future Mrs Johnnyboy -
06-17-2009, 02:34 AM
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I'm in search of a wife(White Christian Virgin) to share my double wide, jonboat and pickup truck in eastern NC. The future Mrs. Johnnyboy(White Christian Virgin) must like to clean fish, grow tomatoes, make biscuits and gravy and have a working knowledge of outboard motors. No grillin or fish frying required, because thats mans work.
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Brother Johnnyboy You Seem like a Good Christain Man I hope you find a True Christian Wife Soon Good Luck
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Re: The future Mrs Johnnyboy -
06-17-2009, 12:56 PM
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You sound like a man who has everything going for him! It just so happens I have a grand-niece named Charlene Rae who lives in Knoxville, Tennessee. She's a good Christian girl, and only 15 so she's still a virgin. I'll email her your picture and letter, and hopefully you two can hit it off! (You won't mind driving to Knoxville, would you?)
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Hey Rev. Osbourne,
Thanks alot and that sounds super. We might want to hold off for a year or so, I'm not sure about the laws in Tenn but the good state of NC doesn't always see eye to eye with the Good Lord on the required age of a bride. I know that God is always right, but the DA in Onslow county is a democrat. Keep the chastity belt on her and I'll get in touch.
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06-17-2009, 12:57 PM
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Brother Johnnyboy You Seem like a Good Christain Man I hope you find a True Christian Wife Soon Good Luck
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Thanks and God Bless, Miss April!!
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06-18-2009, 04:12 AM
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Thanks and God Bless, Miss April!!
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Your Very Welcame Brother Thanks So much Same To you
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06-19-2009, 12:53 PM
Sounds like you have a lovely life and are looking for someone to share it with! I hope you find someone soon
Good luck!
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Re: The future Mrs Johnnyboy -
07-02-2009, 02:59 PM
I think the future Mrs Johnnyboy will be a very lucky lady. Good luck Johnny.
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07-02-2009, 04:11 PM
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I think the future Mrs Johnnyboy will be a very lucky lady. Good luck Johnny.
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You're much too kind Miss Angels! I think the Christian man that lands you will be lucky, as well. By the way, do know anything about outboard boat motors?
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07-02-2009, 04:13 PM
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You're much too kind Miss Angels! I think the Christian man that lands you will be lucky, as well. By the way, do know anything about outboard boat motors?
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Johnny I don't know anything about outboard motors. However I can always learn.
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07-02-2009, 04:22 PM
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Johnny I don't know anything about outboard motors. However I can always learn.
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I'm REALLY starting to have mixed feelings about the Atlantic Ocean. I'm very thankful for the fish I catch out of it(most of my summer diet), but all of a sudden its starting to feel very wide.
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07-02-2009, 04:27 PM
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I'm REALLY starting to have mixed feelings about the Atlantic Ocean. I'm very thankful for the fish I catch out of it(most of my summer diet), but all of a sudden its starting to feel very wide.
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Why Johnny?.
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07-02-2009, 04:35 PM
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Why Johnny?.
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Taps fingers. Stares blankly at monitor. Tries to think of something creative, witty and original. Fails. Lightbulb clicks. Whew. Worried there for a minute.
Because Miss Angels, its simply impossible for me to take you fishing(under strict Christian supervision) on my side of the Atlantic, and have you home on your side of the Atlantic at a reasonable, LBC approved hour.
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07-02-2009, 04:39 PM
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Taps fingers. Stares blankly at monitor. Tries to think of something creative, witty and original. Fails. Lightbulb clicks. Whew. Worried there for a minute.
Because Miss Angels, its simply impossible for me to take you fishing(under strict Christian supervision) on my side of the Atlantic, and have you home on your side of the Atlantic at a reasonable, LBC approved hour.
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Oh!! Dearest Johnny. What a beautiful way of talking. That was so very kind. You are a very special man.
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07-02-2009, 04:48 PM
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Oh!! Dearest Johnny. What a beautiful way of talking. That was so very kind. You are a very special man.
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Why Miss Angels, if you're not careful, you're going to make me blush(not in girly way)!!
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07-02-2009, 04:53 PM
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A compliment passed to you is just truth Johnny. I am very pleased to have found such a kind friend. You have shown me a very different way to behave.(rather than fight people all the time).
And i think you are great. God bought me here, I'm sure of it. And I have found you, a nice gentleman, I am actually gushing again aren't I ?.
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Re: The future Mrs Johnnyboy -
07-02-2009, 04:59 PM
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A compliment passed to you is just truth Johnny. I am very pleased to have found such a kind friend. You have shown me a very different way to behave.(rather than fight people all the time).
And i think you are great. God bought me here, I'm sure of it. And I have found you, a nice gentleman, I am actually gushing again aren't I ?.
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Don't stop gushing on my account! By all means, gush away!! Well, I'm getting ready to get off work, head to the Ocean Isle boat landing, and launch the SS Johnnyboy. Have a great weekend!!
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Re: The future Mrs Johnnyboy -
07-02-2009, 05:01 PM
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Don't stop gushing on my account! By all means, gush away!! Well, I'm getting ready to get off work, head to the Ocean Isle boat landing, and launch the SS Johnnyboy. Have a great weekend!!
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You too Johnny. God Bless.
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Re: The future Mrs Johnnyboy -
07-03-2009, 02:52 AM
HO HO HO HIYO!!!
Do we have another Love Connection clicking? I'm seeng sparks a'flyin'! Say, Angels, do you think you can get a plane ticket tonight for the July 4 Wedding between Officer Don and Sister Vic? You know, them two lovebirds met online while here and are now getting married!
Just a suggestion...
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Re: The future Mrs Johnnyboy -
07-03-2009, 03:04 PM
Thankyou for the suggestion Sir.
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