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Shaving One's Genital Area -
09-20-2007, 01:55 AM
Gentlemen, shaving the nether regions is fashionable nowadays. But God put pubic hair down there for a reason--to obscure the unmentionables. In His infinite wisdom, He made it thick and bushy so that our procreative tools, much like the Viet Cong in the jungle during the Vietnam War, could easily hide. Wild, woolly hair promotes modesty. Think of your pubic hair as a sweater that you never take off.
Men, don't mow down the thicket with which God Himself has endowed you. I even have a combover to ensure that my modesty is at its utmost. Can you say the same?
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Re: Shaving One's Genital Area -
09-20-2007, 03:30 AM
The only one's that are making it fashionable is the homers. They say it tickles there noses when there doing there "oral" activities.
We should all stay natural as god has made us.
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Re: Shaving One's Genital Area -
09-20-2007, 03:34 AM
Some guys (and some women as well) just find more hygenic to have no pubic hair. Nothing wrong with that.
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Re: Shaving One's Genital Area -
09-20-2007, 03:40 AM
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Some guys (and some women as well) just find more hygenic to have no pubic hair. Nothing wrong with that.
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1) Try using soap. You rub it on on your body to wash the filth and stink off. Everywhere.
2) No amount of shaving will remove those dripping , festering sores you harlots have down there. When you commit whoredoms, Jesus smites you.
The best thing of course is to accept Christ and let him wash your sins away with His Blood. Then your worries are over.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
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Re: Shaving One's Genital Area -
09-20-2007, 04:06 AM
Ain't nothing wrong with a brazillian wax.
If the Lord leads you to it, he will get you through it.
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09-20-2007, 04:08 AM
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Ain't nothing wrong with a brazillian wax.
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What is that, some kind of demonic codespeak?
Brazil is infested with mary worshipers, and some of the most beautiful nigresses in the world, or so I'm told.
Harlots every one, or course.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Shaving One's Genital Area -
09-20-2007, 05:12 AM
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What is that, some kind of demonic codespeak?
Brazil is infested with mary worshipers, and some of the most beautiful nigresses in the world, or so I'm told.
Harlots every one, or course.
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A brazilian wax is where all your pubic hair is waxed off. It's usually done at beauty salons.
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Re: Shaving One's Genital Area -
09-20-2007, 05:52 AM
Hello, anyone who was curious could have googled that; for some that might have been too much information.
And we're talking about men shaving down there. I say there's no need to get a razor blade anywhere near my family jewels.
Guys, let's just keep the shaving above the neck. And don't let your women convince you to wax your back, either. That would hurt.
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Re: Shaving One's Genital Area -
09-20-2007, 06:01 AM
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A brazilian wax is where all your pubic hair is waxed off. It's usually done at beauty salons.
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Well not totally, but men are getting into it too! Yeah!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brazilian_waxing
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Re: Shaving One's Genital Area -
09-20-2007, 10:58 AM
This sort of thing is for the Islamic perverts!
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The fitrah consists of five things: circumcision, trimming the moustache, cutting the nails, plucking the armpit hairs and shaving the pubic hairs”
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Re: Shaving One's Genital Area -
09-20-2007, 04:01 PM
Is this before or after the ceremonial diapering of the head?
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Re: Shaving One's Genital Area -
09-20-2007, 04:35 PM
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Hello, anyone who was curious could have googled that; for some that might have been too much information.
And we're talking about men shaving down there. I say there's no need to get a razor blade anywhere near my family jewels.
Guys, let's just keep the shaving above the neck. And don't let your women convince you to wax your back, either. That would hurt.
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Christian scientists have shown that shaving to daddy bits is done by homers as a repressed of act of self destruction. What they really want to do is cut off their tallywacker so Jesus can love them again.
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Re: Shaving One's Genital Area -
09-20-2007, 05:28 PM
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So homers and mooselimbs both do it? I guess the devil sometimes has trouble coming up with something original.
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Re: Shaving One's Genital Area -
09-20-2007, 06:16 PM
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Ah, so that's what the five pillars of Islam are, I can never remember them myself. Is the trimming of the mustache part compulsory for the women, or does it not matter because no-one can see their faces anyway?
As for the goff witch's suggestion that people should go to public places of business in order to let complete strangers get up to monkey business with their unmentionable parts, the ONLY person who should be touching you there is your spouse. And if your wife starts trying to stick a razor down your pants, there's something very wrong with your marriage.
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Re: Shaving One's Genital Area -
09-21-2007, 07:18 AM
Dingleberries are just a plain old nuisance though.
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Re: Shaving One's Genital Area -
09-21-2007, 04:35 PM
okay I am shave downstair but since you guy are not have interest for this I am give Hitoshi tip for shave of face. I do this steps and alway get nice close sexy shave.
1. Shave after shower not before. this make skin and wiskers soft for easy shave.
2. When apply shave cream wait 2 - 3 minute. this is for give time for cream to make soft your wiskers. Remember you want wiskers soft and easy for remove.
3. Rinse blade much! Blade get cloggy with hair is no good.
4. splash face with cold water when complete for soothe and relief.
5. Moisturize!
follow this steps and make all the guy jealous
and drive all the ladies crazy. They will be with out ability of keep hands to themself! Dinner time ladies!! Come and get it!!!
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Re: Shaving One's Genital Area -
09-21-2007, 05:06 PM
I haven't read this thread because I find the topic matter disgusting.
However, strangely enough, last night while Pastor Zeke and I were out having dinner at the Outback in Freehold, I over heard a conversation in the ladies room that appaulled me.
One 20ish year old gal told her friend that she had recently shaved down there and that her boyfriend said now it feels like a donkey lips nibbling oats when he puts his hand down there. (Ewwww)
I was so disgusted I rushed out of there without washing my hands and had to use a moist towlette instead.
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Re: Shaving One's Genital Area -
09-22-2007, 02:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Hitoshi
okay I am shave downstair but since you guy are not have interest for this I am give Hitoshi tip for shave of face. I do this steps and alway get nice close sexy shave.
and drive all the ladies crazy. They will be with out ability of keep hands to themself! Dinner time ladies!! Come and get it!!!
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Who do you think you're kidding? It is a well known fact that gook men don't have any beards. Yet another reason why no one can tell the difference between male and female slants.
Flat chest, tiny tallywhacker, no facial hair. Getting married over there is a gamble. I don't blame you for envying us White True Christians.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Shaving One's Genital Area -
09-22-2007, 03:01 PM
I should point out hoods are an excellent way to deal with any five O'clock shadows issues.
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Re: Shaving One's Genital Area -
09-22-2007, 03:40 PM
Why on Jesus Earth would anyone shave their dirty parts?
I mean other than gays.
The fact that Islamists pluck their armpits is yet another reason they should be eradicated. Thats just wrong.
As for the facial shaving for real men...Hitonchi doesn't have to worry about that since he's a deplorable dink.
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