[Betty Lambskin]

Re: Why Women Need Spanking!

You know, golf clubs aren't just for whacking that little dimpled white ball home. I've found that a 7 iron works well in dealing out a Godly reminder that a truly RARE steak is still bloody, not just pink.

Obviously Brother Daley didn't know that.

Just have to say that I LOVE this thread! Spanking is one of the tools I believe God has truly blessed men with, they do it so well, they really know how to get a gal to wake up and bake the pie already! Only I've never felt the sting of a 7 iron, I think this would enliven our evening devotional time and I do wish to bring it up with my better half tomorrow.
Great thoughts!

[Unsaved and Loving It]

Re: Why Women Need Spanking!

Women are naturally empty-headed. They wake up in a new world about every 20 minutes. Sometimes getting the back of their Godly husband's hand is just what they need. The Bible commands us men to "subjugate" them, so there you go. God knows what's best.

Isn't ego a sin?

Seriously. Woman beaters do have fun and all, oh yes.



In the Prison Shower Room!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Why Women Need Spanking!

Isn't ego a sin?

Yes, one of many common in uppity feminazi females. Right you are!

Seriously. Woman beaters do have fun and all, oh yes.

I wouldn't call it fun exactly. It can be hard work. Really hard.

[Shallow-izer (On Moderation)]

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I wouldn't call it fun exactly. It can be hard work. Really hard.

You should know, you're always on the recieving end of God's love.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Why Women Need Spanking!

You should know, you're always on the recieving end of God's love.

Why thank you, I think. That's the first time you've had a civil tongue in your head. Maybe Jesus is working on you even now....

[Jonathan H. Dona]

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Why thank you, I think. That's the first time you've had a civil tongue in your head. Maybe Jesus is working on you even now....

I believe that he was using perverted, atheist sarcasm, Pastor Ezekiel. I would not take what he said as a compliment.

[Joo (Quarantined)]

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Why thank you, I think. That's the first time you've had a civil tongue in your head. Maybe Jesus is working on you even now....

I agree wit Mr. Jonathan on this one. Like him, I'm pretty sure he was being sarcastic, perhaps even hinting that you have a homosexual relationship with Christ. Being a smart ass myself, I know these things.

[Hectate (On Moderation)]

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I'll be sure to steer clear of your town...because you all sound like certified wack-jobs....and if you really are doing the beating..phone thing...100 percent illegal and you can and most likely will go to jail...where you may encounter a man named Bubba in the shower who wants to be really good pals with you.
DON'T DROP THE SOAP...UNLESS YOU WANT YOUR ASS MORE SORE THAN YOUR POOR GIRLFRIEND/WIFE.

[Father Burns]

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Wow, this is disgusting. Real sick.

I swear wife beating was made illegal sometime around 1910. (forgive my lack of knowledge on American history currently being in England) So you openly break the law despite what Jesus says on the law? Makes loads of sense I'm sure.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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Wow, this is disgusting. Real sick.

I swear wife beating was made illegal sometime around 1910. (forgive my lack of knowledge on American history currently being in England) So you openly break the law despite what Jesus says on the law? Makes loads of sense I'm sure.

DESPITE what Jesus says? Would you mind quoting JESUS and providing me with the chapter and verse you are referring to?

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

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I swear wife beating was made illegal sometime around 1910. (forgive my lack of knowledge on American history currently being in England) So you openly break the law despite what Jesus says on the law? Makes loads of sense I'm sure.

Those laws vary state by state. Some Hellbound liberal states have banned wife-beating outright, but the laws in conservative states just define the line between acceptable wife beating and wanton abuse.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Why Women Need Spanking!

Wow, this is disgusting. Real sick.

I swear wife beating was made illegal sometime around 1910. (forgive my lack of knowledge on American history currently being in England) So you openly break the law despite what Jesus says on the law? Makes loads of sense I'm sure.

Who says Elmer is espousing anything against Freehold County, Iowa law friend?

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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Pardon me Brothers for stepping in here, but I just HAD to say something.

When Pastor Zeke spanks me or smacks me upside the head for burning his steak or talking out of turn I feel deeply loved.

It shows me he cares enough about me to show me the error of my ways. After such "corrections" I always try harder to do the right thing and please him and GOD!

Humble, Sister Thumper

[Miss Hikari]

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Pardon me Brothers for stepping in here, but I just HAD to say something.

When Pastor Zeke spanks me or smacks me upside the head for burning his steak or talking out of turn I feel deeply loved.

It shows me he cares enough about me to show me the error of my ways. After such "corrections" I always try harder to do the right thing and please him and GOD!

Humble, Sister Thumper

Are you a masochist or something?

[hellion]

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Are you a masochist or something?

Haha. Zeke, your wife/girlfriend/fiance is crazy.