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Strong Christian -- 100% convinced that God/Jesus exists, so I follow the whole Bible, word-for-word. 10,110,719 99.99%
False Christian -- Fairly sure that God/Jesus exist, but I pick and choose which parts of the Bible to obey. 52 0.00%
Weak Christian -- I used to attend church, but I've forgotten about God/Jesus. 53 0.00%
False God worshiper -- I love God, just the wrong one. 64 0.00%
Agnostic Christian -- I need God/Jesus to bitchslap me before I'll love Him. 145 0.00%
Atheist Scum -- I hate God/Jesus and would rather worship monkeys. 911 0.01%
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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 12-24-2016, 01:19 PM

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If you are saying that you are above anyone else, you are worthy of the least amount of respect I can give you.
But True Christians™ are above everybody else.

Deut 7:6 For thou art an holy people unto the Lord thy God: the Lord thy God hath chosen thee to be a special people unto himself, above all people that are upon the face of the earth.


Mt 21:42, 44 Jesus saith unto them, Did ye never read in the scriptures, The stone which the builders rejected, the same is become the head of the corner: this is the Lord's doing, and it is marvellous in our eyes . . . ? And whosoever shall fall on this stone shall be broken: but on whomsoever it shall fall, it will grind him to powder.

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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 12-24-2016, 01:23 PM

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But True Christians™ are above everybody else.
No, "True Christians™" Are not above anyone, we are all on the same level, "True Christians™" Are worthy of the same amount of respect as anyone else, other than rape apologists, homophobes, transphobes and racists, who, in my eyes, deserve a lot less respect. I'm sorry, but I do not hate Christians, I hate the more extreme ones that seem most prominent on this site. I am not here to convert anyone to atheism, just to share my thoughts.
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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 12-24-2016, 01:31 PM

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Atheism is a religion, then? Thank you for clearing that up.

How dare I? Oh, I do love it when our uninvited guests have little tantrums.

But, for the record, I said nothing of the kind. I said respect has to be earned. I don't expect it from you, obviously. This is a good thing, as you have shown me absolutely none.

So you have some respect for the bigots who come here to this privately-owned Christian website, interfering with our discussions and pushing their own agenda of sin? I don't.
I wasn't referring to the Atheists, although there are some that go too far. I was talking about the Christians on here who say that gays aren't "True Christians™" and say that they aren't racist, but then call a black person "a sufferer of melanin overproduction".Also, I have little respect for them, but as I said, I have some respect for EVERYONE.


Atheism is a lack of religion, so stopping being religious is still a CHANGE of religion.


I was not having a "Temper Tantrum" I was using "How DARE you" to create an effect, I am not trying to insult anybody by posting these replies, I just want to ensure that my meaning is clear.
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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 12-24-2016, 01:34 PM

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No, "True Christians™" Are not above anyone, we are all on the same level, "True Christians™" Are worthy of the same amount of respect as anyone else, other than rape apologists, homophobes, transphobes and racists, who, in my eyes, deserve a lot less respect. I'm sorry, but I do not hate Christians, I hate the more extreme ones that seem most prominent on this site. I am not here to convert anyone to atheism, just to share my thoughts.
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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 12-24-2016, 01:48 PM

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Not according to God!
That is the worst argument I have ever heard, I know that you take the Bible very literally, but seriously? Anyone who says they are above others is narcissistic and shows excessive pride (wait, isn't that a sin?)
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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 12-24-2016, 02:06 PM

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That is the worst argument I have ever heard, I know that you take the Bible very literally, but seriously? Anyone who says they are above others is narcissistic and shows excessive pride (wait, isn't that a sin?)
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We do not consider ourselves above anyone. God does.
It is not my fault if God wrote what he did. He hates some people, and loves other.
We are humble, and we can fall in disgrace if we do not follow the Bible 100%. Does that mean acting like jerks most of the time? From a secular point of view, it does.


Why would you care anyway?


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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 12-24-2016, 05:10 PM

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I went to a christian primary school/ elementary school and was told that "God is real! You will go to hell if you sin! Gays should not marry!" But do you know why I didn't believe them? I had a different interpretation to the tiny amount of parts of the bible they had shown us.
Ooo?

In how many ways can the following statement be interpreted, dear?

Leviticus 20:13 - If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood [shall be] upon them.

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They told me to treat everyone as I would want to be treated, and that if I did so, I would be rewarded for my kindness, however, they also told me that being gay is sinful, so I was scared that I would turn out gay, and that I would go to hell. But my parents were kind, and so said to me "We are atheists, but you can believe whatever you want to believe."
Wait, what? Why did your atheist parents send you to a Christian school?

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I still use some things that I learnt from the Bible, but I do not believe that anything that happened in the Bible actually happened.
Wait, what? So you think that the Holy Bible is a collection of fairy tales and at the same time you think it is true enough to be followed? And you don't see a contradiction there, at all?

Also, why the heck are you criticizing us for following what we have learned in the Bible?! Hypocrisy much?
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Thumbs down Re: Are You an Atheist? - 01-06-2017, 11:59 PM

I'm an atheist. I believe that your God, real or no, is a terrible, terrible being who contradicts himself, makes dumb moves that make 0 sense that a 13 year old can realise are stupid and is a general all around arse. It would be nice if Jesus switched up all that, but, uh, nope. https://www.biblegateway.com/passage...hew+10%3A34-37
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I'm an atheist. I believe that your God, real or no, is a terrible, terrible being who contradicts himself, makes dumb moves that make 0 sense that a 13 year old can realise are stupid and is a general all around arse. It would be nice if Jesus switched up all that, but, uh, nope.
Hello love,

If you are an atheist, why would you acknowledge God and spend time rebuking this (in your view) non-existing being?


Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.

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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 03-19-2017, 04:47 AM

I'm 10000011% a true christian, these athiests and gays are disgusting. I read somewhere on alex jone's website that gays are all atheists and all atheists are gay. I found this on one of those deviant websites, some of their disgusting arts:

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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 03-19-2017, 11:47 AM

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How can a homosexual be a Christian? God says they should be killed. If you don't agree with God, unless I suppose you worship Quaoar or something, how can you call yourself a Christian? Why would you want to call yourself a Christian? This is really preschool level obvious. Like if I said "O I think kindergartens are disgusting they should all be dissolved with nitric acid then boiled and the fumes ignited and the smoke captured and blown down a disused mineshaft and all the kindergarten teachers transported to Cannibal Island" it's not likely that I'd start squealing if I couldn't go to one is it.

I looked up transphobic. These trans- types want to mutilate themselves very specifically to expunge their actual identity and substitute a different one. Jacob Marley dies and in walks Jaqobyna.
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Could any more blatant rejection of God's Word even be conceived? Like maybe you wanna marry that cute Lhasa Apso but that's just equally blatant and I know some people think they're monopods and want to have a leg amputated which would be just as irreversible. Why would any of these freaks A) care what the Church thought since obviously they don't care what God thinks and B) want to join one?
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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 03-22-2017, 12:28 AM

Wow, there are a lot of atheists and other unsaved trash on these forums! It's sad to see how many people come here just to make fun of God's word and mock his messengers here...
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I know, right?

The worst part is, most of these people (both the ones that officially come out of the closet as atheists and those who come here saying they are Christian) have never ever actually read the Bible!

How sad is that, huh?!?

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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 03-23-2017, 02:15 AM

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Young lady. Use of such profanity is an indication of a very low intelligence level.


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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 07-28-2017, 08:07 PM

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Perhaps you could reply with a comment that doesn't make Jesus Cry.

While there is yet time you can repent of this mockery and accept Jesus into your heart. And claim the blood that he unselfishly spilled for your sins and than begin to live a life that is wholesome and pleasing in his sight. Because you registered you obviously have some seeds planted in you. Please stop kicking against the pricks and accept his plan of Salvation.

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9Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind, 10Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God. 11And such were some of you: but ye are washed, but ye are sanctified, but ye are justified in the name of the Lord Jesus, and by the Spirit of our God.
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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 08-01-2017, 02:42 PM

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Jesus heard that and your place in the Book of Life has been taken away.

Re:17:8: The beast that thou sawest was, and is not; and shall ascend out of the bottomless pit, and go into perdition: and they that dwell on the earth shall wonder, whose names were not written in the book of life from the foundation of the world, when they behold the beast that was, and is not, and yet is.





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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 10-21-2017, 04:18 PM

I am honest and say that I am not 100 %ly a real one.

And excuse my weak English.

But I can make sure that I am not a Catholic anymore.

I am not saying I am a bad Christian, but sadly I do not follow everything.
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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 02-01-2018, 01:57 AM

What a surprising amount of the "Atheist Scum" crawling around on this Holy Site. What could there be here for them but undoubtable proof of the strength of Jesus?


NOTE: Despite similarities in likeness and name, I am NOT famous Evangelist speaker Jack Redmond. That is a DIFFERENT Jack Redmond.
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