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  • Easter 2009!

    It's only a few weeks away! April 12 is the anniversary of our Lord Jesus' "dawn from the dead". This year, I'm looking forward to trying Sister Thumper's Bacon Wrapped BBQ Pork Loaf! And Wal-Mart has a big batch of pink, purple and yellow marshmallow Peeps, just begging to be eaten!
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    It's going to be just like Easter 2008, just a different day. Why can't they just pick a good day for Easter?
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      Originally posted by Evil bunny View Post
      It's going to be just like Easter 2008, just a different day. Why can't they just pick a good day for Easter?
      I'd really love to have you for Easter dinner, bunny. Could you come by the day before?

      I was thinking about making my famous rabbit stew this year.
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        Hmmm, I'm reluctant, naturally.
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          Originally posted by Evil bunny View Post
          Hmmm, I'm reluctant, naturally.
          I assure you, it's always a hit.

          You'd be the guest of honor!
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            How can I turn down an invitation like that?
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              Originally posted by Glendora Christianson View Post
              It's only a few weeks away! April 12 is the anniversary of our Lord Jesus' "dawn from the dead". This year, I'm looking forward to trying Sister Thumper's Bacon Wrapped BBQ Pork Loaf! And Wal-Mart has a big batch of pink, purple and yellow marshmallow Peeps, just begging to be eaten!
              Please make your big ole pink bunny cake again this year! Its always a huge it with the men!
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                Easter's nice, but personally I always preferred Good Friday. I've made it a new tradition to watch The Passion of the Christ every year on that day. Nothing sends joy into my heart quite like seeing the Lord whipping, tortured and mutilated for our sins!

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                  The Joyous Season of Our Lord's Crucifixion just seems to bring out the best in people, doesn't it, Mother Glynndie?

                  Why, even Dora Denkins left the most delightful little Easter Bunny on my porch - along with some leftover Christmas Candy!

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                    Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
                    Please make your big ole pink bunny cake again this year! Its always a huge it with the men!
                    YES YES YES! My son Skeeter loves that Bunny Cake! Skeeter insists on his own Bunny Cake so that he can take it to his room and enjoy it all to himself.
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                      Originally posted by SUV View Post
                      The Joyous Season of Our Lord's Crucifixion just seems to bring out the best in people, doesn't it, Mother Glynndie?

                      Why, even Dora Denkins left the most delightful little Easter Bunny on my porch - along with some leftover Christmas Candy!

                      EASTER BUNNY! IT'S A FUCKING RODENT!
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                        Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                        EASTER BUNNY! IT'S A piffleING RODENT!
                        Pastor, language!! What has gotten into you lately?! Where's the gentle Pastor I fell in love with? I... I'm just shocked by this recent behaviour, I must say!
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                          Originally posted by Glendora Christianson View Post
                          YES YES YES! My son Skeeter loves that Bunny Cake! Skeeter insists on his own Bunny Cake so that he can take it to his room and enjoy it all to himself.
                          My daughter was quite impressed with it, too. She's trying to find the molds so that she can make them for the various Christian young ladies' organizations in which she participates. She's very domestic and loves all things associated with the hearth and home; did I mention that she once built a kitchen table all by herself?
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                            Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                            EASTER BUNNY! IT'S A piffleING RODENT!
                            My GOD, Pastor, how could you spoil the Blessed Season of Our Lord's Agony for me with such a horrible thought?

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                              Re: Easter 2009!

                              Originally posted by SUV View Post
                              The Joyous Season of Our Lord's Crucifixion just seems to bring out the best in people, doesn't it, Mother Glynndie?

                              Why, even Dora Denkins left the most delightful little Easter Bunny on my porch - along with some leftover Christmas Candy!

                              Er… Sister SUV… was your “Easter Rabbit” sold to you by Gypsies who described it as a “Romanian Short-Eared, Bald-Tailed Dwarf Rabbit, very rare and very expensive…”
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