[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

As you know, the Converatives had a majority of +17 in the English Congress. which was just not enough for President Theresa May. The opposition looked like they were in disarray and polls predicted a +100 majority for Theresa.

So she dissolved Congress, which she previously said she would not do. This forced a re-vote on the entire House. Princess Theresa was very, very successful - she won 318 out of 650 seats! An amazing result for conservatism!

The only slight problem, which she has yet to acknowledge, is that her majority is now -8. Don't worry, it's only numbers!!! Theresa to the rescue, she formed an alliance with the DUP - this is the Downs Syndrome Party of England (they can't spell very well).



Good for her allowing the spastics, cripples and retards to finally have a (limited) voice in Parliament (under certain bizarre circumstances). This should be heart-warming to retards all over the UK and the world. Conservatives welcome you if they need you to get into power, after decreasing your benefits and dignity for years, so they can further decrease your benefits and dignity. Hurrah!

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

It strikes me that part of the problem here lies with having women in politics, and making decisions when they should be in their menstra shacks. With a dottering old queen (which they steadfastly refuse to get rid of), the DUP, and May there is something guaranteed to go wrong on most days of the month.

England used to be known as the "British Empire", but their decline is becoming understandable - at one count they have 492 political parties, which is worse than the French.

To an American trying to comprehend their politics, I have no choice but to come to the following conclusions, which further demonstrates why they are doomed.

Conservative Socialist Party
Labour Socialist Party
Scottish National Socialist Party
Liberal Democrat Socialist Party
Democratic Unionist Socialist Party
Sinn Féin Socialist Party
Plaid Cymru Socialist Party
Green Socialist Party

In the meantime, no one seems to want the stop the mooselimbs from leveling the place, which will be their ultimate demise.

[Marshal Kim Jong-un]

Originally Posted by WilliamJenningsBryan

It strikes me that part of the problem here lies with having women in politics, and making decisions when they should be in their menstra shacks. With a dottering old queen (which they steadfastly refuse to get rid of), the DUP, and May there is something guaranteed to go wrong on most days of the month.

England used to be known as the "British Empire", but their decline is becoming understandable - at one count they have 492 political parties, which is worse than the French.

To an American trying to comprehend their politics, I have no choice but to come to the following conclusions, which further demonstrates why they are doomed.

Conservative Socialist Party
Labour Socialist Party
Scottish National Socialist Party
Liberal Democrat Socialist Party
Democratic Unionist Socialist Party
Sinn Féin Socialist Party
Plaid Cymru Socialist Party
Green Socialist Party

In the meantime, no one seems to want the stop the mooselimbs from leveling the place, which will be their ultimate demise.

Only the Corbyn Labour party are the true Juche socialist. The Greens, SNP and Plaid Cymru are pseudo-left liberal capitalists, the Lib Dems are liberal capitalist pigs, the Tories are bourgeoisie capitalist parasites and the DUP and UKIP are far-right racist capitalist nazis. Only the Corbyn Labour party truly stand for left-wing socialist values.


Corbyn, a diplomat, will surely work for reunification in Korea when elected Prime Minister. He will hold meetings at Moon Jae-in in of U.S. Occupied South Korea, who is sympathetic for reunification.


The Tory-DUP coalition has been shown Theresa's "strong and stable" lie to be a hogwash sandwich. It is doomed to crumble and Corbyn will establish a Maoist Utopia in Britain.


FOR KIM IL-SUNG!


P.S. Trump is very bad for leaving the Paris climate agreement. Theresa May should have condemn such a bomb thrown at our mother earth, but she has not. This is why Jeremy comrade Corbyn must be PM.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Originally Posted by Marshal Kim Jong-un

<Juchi Socialist Propaganda Redacted>


P.S. Trump is very bad for leaving the Paris climate agreement. Theresa May should have condemn such a bomb thrown at our mother earth, but she has not. This is why Jeremy comrade Corbyn must be PM.

Look Gong-Un, the British have enough trouble with their Curries and Hummus without your Juchi Kimchi meddling - now go play with your bottle rockets and celebrate Glorious American Independence - and don't try anything funny or Trump and his General "Mad Dog" Mattis will make special Paektu crispy stir fry out of your country.

[Father Maurice Lester]

Originally Posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole

Good for her allowing the spastics, cripples and retards to finally have a (limited) voice in Parliament (under certain bizarre circumstances). ...Hurrah!

Two things spring to mind here. The first is that Ms. May is bringing the American model to Britain. Secondly... these two recent national beauty pageant winners help explain why the birth-rate is so low over there and why they require immigrants to prop up the needed population over the next few decades.

[Marshal Kim Jong-un]

Originally Posted by WilliamJenningsBryan

Look Gong-Un, the British have enough trouble with their Curries and Hummus without your Juchi Kimchi meddling - now go play with your bottle rockets and celebrate Glorious American Independence - and don't try anything funny or Trump and his General "Mad Dog" Mattis will make special Paektu crispy stir fry out of your country.

Did you say "Dog"?


I am suddenly very hungry.

[Cranky Old Man]

The sky is blue, grass is green and woman cannot count. No news there.

The amazing part here is that there are actually people who go out to vote for this extremely ugly woman. I get why her husband allows all this though. He is probably thrilled at the thought of her never being home.

[Marshal Kim Jong-un]

I would have thought that you would have all been somewhat more enthusiastic about the DUP than this. They are a pro-life, homophobic, climate change denying party of many who are creationist protestants and think that the Catholic church is Satan.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Originally Posted by Marshal Kim Jong-un

I would have thought that you would have all been somewhat more enthusiastic about the DUP than this. They are a pro-life, homophobic, climate change denying party of many who are creationist protestants and think that the Catholic church is Satan.

Listen up here Gong-un, it looks like you could use a trip to one of those fat farms you've got there in North Korea (I think you call them concentration camps) and take some of that weight off - it seems to have affected your critical thinking skills.

Northern Ireland (DUP) is all about the protestants and cathylicks - they've been fighting endlessly for some time. Of course by now you should understand that we are at odds with both false religions, so the strategy here is to stay out of it, let them decimate one another and then deal with whoever is left. Now add to the mix the other pretend cathylicks - the Church of England and Theresa May. The same thing applies, and there is some entertainment value here - sell tickets and popcorn just like the WWF (Trump knows all about this).

We can't leave this subject without including the mooselimbs - where we've been spending far too much money on drones and bombs. The Sunni and Shiite's are hell bent on killing each other, and we need to just sit back and let that happen.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Originally Posted by Father Maurice Lester

Two things spring to mind here. The first is that Ms. May is bringing the American model to Britain. Secondly... these two recent national beauty pageant winners help explain why the birth-rate is so low over there and why they require immigrants to prop up the needed population over the next few decades.

I thought the one on the left was Theresa May's husband. Are you saying that's a woman?! Shame on you, that is clearly a man.

[Marshal Kim Jong-un]

Originally Posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole

I thought the one on the left was Theresa May's husband. Are you saying that's a woman?! Shame on you, that is clearly a man.

Regardless of their gender, they certainly make an improvement over the previous UK Prime Minister's lover:

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

This is the genius behind the Brexit referendum. He does look like a genius, doesn't he? The pig I mean. The other one is David Cameroon, who was opposed to Brexit and then put it up for a vote with no plan except WIN... except he didn't really give a hoot either way. Then when life got difficult he walked off into the sunset with a nice book deal and the family money to fall back on.

"I'm done. Your turn."

Who knew it was so complicated?! Now Britain has lost about 1/4 of its entire wealth in a few months... and this is before any shots have been fired on the Western Front. It should be years of WIN for Britain during and after Brexit, and then in 10 year's time when reapplying to get back in.

[agnesaliencat]

Originally Posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole

This is the genius behind the Brexit referendum. He does look like a genius, doesn't he? The pig I mean. The other one is David Cameroon, who was opposed to Brexit and then put it up for a vote with no plan except WIN... except he didn't really give a hoot either way. Then when life got difficult he walked off into the sunset with a nice book deal and the family money to fall back on.

"I'm done. Your turn."

Who knew it was so complicated?! Now Britain has lost about 1/4 of its entire wealth in a few months... and this is before any shots have been fired on the Western Front. It should be years of WIN for Britain during and after Brexit, and then in 10 year's time when reapplying to get back in.

He also told us that Theresa was going to be PM, as there was absolutely NO election when that happened. Not just that, but she is running scared.

[James Hutchins]

I Googled (my JesOS was having a demon check done) Teresa May. All I saw were images of a Bare, big breasted woman, Are all British women like that? Walking about with their bosoms flapping about in peoples faces?I must of spent several hours and 99% of her pictures, well lets just say they will be keeping me up tonight.