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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-12-2008, 01:29 PM
If anyone then this guy is going to get rape forever in Hell.
I F***ing HATE this guy.
Last edited by Mrs. Mary Whitford; 04-12-2008 at 03:21 PM.
Reason: Picked a photo of a more appropriate size
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-12-2008, 02:06 PM
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If anyone then this guy is going to get rape forever in Hell.
(demonic image snipped)
I ... HATE this guy.
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Dear friend:
I'm sure that the sin-tologists have their own car on the train, but please don't let your righteous rebuking of the unsaved prompt you to use foul language.
This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-12-2008, 02:18 PM
Sorry friend, may giant clams eat me if i swear again on this site.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-12-2008, 02:21 PM
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Sorry friend, may giant clams eat me if i swear again on this site.
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No, you'll just get banned. Again.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-12-2008, 02:33 PM
Right, i"ll behave this time Pastor, you have my word.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-12-2008, 02:42 PM
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Right, i"ll behave this time Pastor, you have my word.
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You better Buster or YOU"LL be the next passenger on HELL Train!!!
Chooo-Choooo!
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-12-2008, 02:44 PM
Yes ma'am.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-12-2008, 03:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Bill Pardy
If anyone then this guy is going to get rape forever in Hell.
I F***ing HATE this guy.
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You have the right idea, and yes, he is on the fast track to Hell, but that picture you had was way too big so I replaced it with a more appropriate size. Some of our Tin Tithers are still on dial-up or older computers, so you need to consider them when posting images.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-12-2008, 03:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Sister Mary Maria
You have the right idea, and yes, he is on the fast track to Hell, but that picture you had was way too big so I replaced it with a more appropriate size. Some of our Tin Tithers are still on dial-up or older computers, so you need to consider them when posting images.
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THANK YOU Sister. That other one was sooo big and in my face I actually threw up at his over-sized image.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-12-2008, 03:30 PM
Sure thing. When i post images i'll try and get smaller versions.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-12-2008, 03:33 PM
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Is this supposed to be that "Steven Ray Vaughan" Brother Nobar King?
He looks a little bit Kerouacky to me
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That was Bill Graham, local rock impresario. He died in the helicopter with SRV.
May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-12-2008, 04:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Bill Pardy
If anyone then this guy is going to get rape forever in Hell.
I F***ing HATE this guy.
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Yes, scientologist, and all other believers and proponents of secular science will be heading straight to Hell, but on the Hell Mothership. Tom Cruise is the most wretched of them all second only to L. Ron Hubbard. Let's look at Mr. Cruise for a moment. He loves his wife, loves his kid, is living happily, doesn't cheat on her, doesn't beat her, supports a number of charity organizations... I mean, come on, he's such a horrible person because no matter what other qualities he has he believes in outrageous concepts like alien intergalactic federations, body thetans, equal rights for all mankind, and alien psychology. If he would just believe in more rational ideas like a man that resurrects, walks on water, turns water into wine, ascends physically into heaven, cures the sick with his touch, and cures mental problems(i.e demon possession) with a mere command then he would be taken alot more seriously.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-12-2008, 04:47 PM
I know i mean come on, who are they kidding right, Aliens souls, ha i mean at least christianity is feasible to a point, so much more than scientology.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-12-2008, 05:20 PM
These body thetans, Bill Pardy, that Scientologists believe in, are nothing more than DEMONS that, according to their "liturgy," infest the bodies of humans.
Their founder, Lafayette (and if that is not a homer name, I've never heard one before) Ron Hubbard, is responsible for thousands of people's downfalls into sin, debauchery, and thus to HELL. He deserves to occupy a seat as co-engineer on the Hell Train.
Mark 16:17 And these attesting signs will accompany those who believe: in My Name they will drive out demons.
1 Kings 21:14 Then they sent to Jezebel, saying, Naboth is stoned . . .
A SPIRITUAL WARFARE PRAYER:
Father, In Jesus' Name, I take the Blood of Jesus and break the power of all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, sorcerers, wiccans, pagans, and any other source, and all of their rituals off of us. With the Blood of Jesus, I erase all evil lines drawn on our liver. . .
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-12-2008, 05:26 PM
Hell i'll bet that those deamons are why humanity was so sinful before the rise of Jesus.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-12-2008, 08:34 PM
How could we ever have forgotten?!
"There's Room for One More" Patrick! You'll be Breaking Wind as the Train picks up speed to pass Mach I when you climb aboard!:
Just look at the sinner run to catch it! Got his bags all packed already! All full of Marshmallows to toast at Satan's Place!
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-12-2008, 11:06 PM
Tony B.Liar, ex PM UK now servant of the antichrist the vicar of Rome. He's already on the Train. Praise!
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-12-2008, 11:06 PM
I know this forum is supposed to be "funny" and that but this thread is just way too far.
Really, how can you guys laugh at this? You people have extremely sick senses of humour.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-12-2008, 11:13 PM
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I know this forum is supposed to be "funny" and that but this thread is just way too far.
Really, how can you guys laugh at this? You people have extremely sick senses of humour.
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Because God does too:
Proverbs 1:26 I also will laugh at your calamity; I will mock when your fear cometh;
27 When your fear cometh as desolation, and your destruction cometh as a whirlwind; when distress and anguish cometh upon you.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-12-2008, 11:15 PM
Then that makes me very sad.
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