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Default Re: The "Damn it, Mike Pence, you had ONE job..." Thread - 07-08-2017, 12:18 AM

Technically, he's not touching the sign.


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Default Re: The "Damn it, Mike Pence, you had ONE job..." Thread - 07-08-2017, 12:49 AM

"Space Flight Hardware"

As a man that puts Jesus first above all else, he was just going along with the joke.

Filthy atheists; always looking for a cheap shot to mock those of us that love Him.

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Default Re: The "Damn it, Mike Pence, you had ONE job..." Thread - 07-08-2017, 03:29 AM

It's in quotes. Quotes can do anything to the English language. For example, when one puts the word wiretap in quotes, it ceases to refer "to tap a telephone or telegraph wire or cellular signal in order to get information," and instead becomes "broadly, surveillance and other activities."


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Default Re: The "Damn it, Mike Pence, you had ONE job..." Thread - 07-08-2017, 05:23 PM

"critical space hardware" aka a cheap big plastic bowl. Take the sign away and you find "made in China" written.
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Default Re: The "Damn it, Mike Pence, you had ONE job..." Thread - 07-09-2017, 02:00 PM

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It's anti-Christian hatred like this that the American people said NO to when they elected Mike Pence to the 2nd highest office in the land. The Vice President can touch whatever he wants! He is the VICE PRESIDENT, not some nobody that has to follow rules. He MAKES rules, you follow them. If you want to make the rules, you become VP. Likewise if you want a mansion in NJ and access to beach after you close it down for everyone else, then you become Governor of NJ. That's how it works in America. Winners win, losers lose. Duh!
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