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A former Royal Canadian Mint employee has been sentenced to 30 months in prison for stealing gold coins by concealing them in his rectum. Leston Lawrence stole $127,116 (CA$165,451; £100,000) of gold in 22 pieces.
Investigators found vaseline and latex gloves in the mint employee's locker.
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The facts are simple:
In the interests of being able to tick two politically correct boxes - Gay? Yes/
No; Minority Style? Yes/
No – (and possibly three boxes “Disabled by huge asshole? Yes/
No) the Canadians put a Darkie queer in charge of vast amounts of gold.
Does this not send a message clearly enough to the bleeding-heart liberals who believe that everyone is valued as a “special snowflake” and “all we need is a chance in life”?
Well this guy did something entirely in accordance with what we all knew he would – he pushed somewhere in the region of 10 pounds of gold up his ass and attempted to walk out of the building. Then, driven by superhuman strength derived from Satan and devoid of a moral compass – he found his way to the money-changers.