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What makes Negroes so Uppity? -
06-04-2008, 05:05 PM
I went to the Olive Garden with my wife Delores last night, and we had a Negro waiter. He did an OK job, but as we were leaving, he said, "Thank You." No "Sir," or "Boss," or "Massa," just "Thank You."
Well, Delores was beside herself with the insolence of that uppity Negro. On the way home and for the rest of the evening, all she could talk about, in graphic detail was the threat that uppity Negroes might possibly rape her. She talked for hours about how the handsome young Negro might hold her down and rape her, the names he would call her while doing it, and the disgusting detailed descriptions of his musky anatomy.
I have a good mind to call the Olive Garden district manager and ask them why they're hiring uppity Nigra rapists to serve their food. Disgusting.
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Re: What makes Negroes so Uppity? -
06-04-2008, 05:12 PM
It's a shame that customer service has fallen to such lows. There used to be a time when corporations CARED about how their lowest paid employees interacted with their customers. No more, apparently.
But, when you think about it, doesn't the Garden seem like an appropriate place of employment for nigras and beaners?
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Re: What makes Negroes so Uppity? -
06-04-2008, 05:16 PM
That Negra Waiter was obviously Racist.
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Re: What makes Negroes so Uppity? -
06-04-2008, 05:34 PM
Delores was right to be so upset. Those people have developed a huge sense of entitlement, thanks to all of the affirmative action that they've been getting.
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Re: What makes Negroes so Uppity? -
06-04-2008, 07:08 PM
Were did this disgusting hate crime happen Brother Monty? You should have Doris report this to the police, effective rape is against the law in Freehold county.
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Re: What makes Negroes so Uppity? -
06-04-2008, 07:32 PM
I was in croissant city last weekend and dined at a place called Pitty Pat's. The boy (he was probably around 50) who waited upon us knew we were his betters--my date was "gubnor" and I was "mizz". You can say what you want about our ignorant redneck brethren but the school teachers do instill a proper place of station among their darkie pupils.
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Re: What makes Negroes so Uppity? -
06-04-2008, 07:37 PM
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I was in croissant city last weekend and dined at a place called Pitty Pat's. The boy (he was probably around 50) who waited upon us knew we were his betters--my date was "gubnor" and I was "mizz". You can say what you want about our ignorant redneck brethren but the school teachers do instill a proper place of station among their darkie pupils.
Funny, I live in Louisiana, and I have never seen black people address anyone but the governor as "Governor."
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06-04-2008, 07:39 PM
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Really? In case you weren't aware, Obama won the Louisiana Democratic primary.
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Re: What makes Negroes so Uppity? -
06-04-2008, 07:33 PM
Did he at least grin and shuffle a bit? Because that would somewhat mitigate his inexcusable rudeness. Or if the restaurant was exceptionally busy, the buck may have become confused and unable to remember simple salutations. I'm not trying to justify but merely to explain, as we all know that nigras' brains are more simply constructed than ours and much less capable of retaining non-instinctual information unless it is drilled into them by endless rote.
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Re: What makes Negroes so Uppity? -
06-04-2008, 07:06 PM
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I went to the Olive Garden with my wife Delores last night, and we had a Negro waiter. He did an OK job, but as we were leaving, he said, "Thank You." No "Sir," or "Boss," or "Massa," just "Thank You."
Well, Delores was beside herself with the insolence of that uppity Negro. On the way home and for the rest of the evening, all she could talk about, in graphic detail was the threat that uppity Negroes might possibly rape her. She talked for hours about how the handsome young Negro might hold her down and rape her, the names he would call her while doing it, and the disgusting detailed descriptions of his musky anatomy.
I have a good mind to call the Olive Garden district manager and ask them why they're hiring uppity Nigra rapists to serve their food. Disgusting.
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"Thank you" is a sufficiently polite way for a waiter to speak to an exiting diner. While a "sir" at the end is an added nicety, it is not necessary. For you to expect to be addressed as "Massa" or "Boss" is beyond ridiculous.
It sounds like your wife wasn't so much in terror of being raped as she was fantasizing about sex with a good-looking man. If you had played along, you two could have probably been knocking boots all night.
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Re: What makes Negroes so Uppity? -
06-17-2008, 04:33 AM
why is it that somebody else's color is a big deal to you?maybe,just maybe if that guy is a white guy then it will not be a big deal to you.what happened to Jesus loves the little children.....red and yellow black and white they are PRECIOUS IN HIS SIGHT if God can love a colored person like that negro then who are you to be so discriminating
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Re: What makes Negroes so Uppity? -
06-17-2008, 08:40 AM
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why is it that somebody else's color is a big deal to you?maybe,just maybe if that guy is a white guy then it will not be a big deal to you.what happened to Jesus loves the little children.....red and yellow black and white they are PRECIOUS IN HIS SIGHT if God can love a colored person like that negro then who are you to be so discriminating
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Can you tell me where that passage is written in the King James Bible?
Jesus loves White, blond haired American kids because they are in his own image..
If he loved other kids he wouldn't have made them a funny color.
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Re: What makes Negroes so Uppity? -
06-17-2008, 08:45 AM
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If he loved other kids he wouldn't have made them a funny color.
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Or given them that smell....
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Re: What makes Negroes so Uppity? -
06-17-2008, 08:54 AM
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Or given them that smell....
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What is THAT smell?
Ewwww it makes my stomach churn just thinking about it.
I've banned my Nigra gardener from the house in the afternoons because of the stench.
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Re: What makes Negroes so Uppity? -
06-17-2008, 08:56 AM
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What is THAT smell?
Ewwww it makes my stomach churn just thinking about it.
I've banned my Nigra gardener from the house in the afternoons because of the stench.
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Maybe that's why they get so pissy! God knows that if I had to smell that 24/7 I'd act out too.
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Re: What makes Negroes so Uppity? -
06-17-2008, 04:04 PM
What makes black people uppity. Hmmmm i know its stupid ignorant WASPs being racist idiots. Yes i think thats it.
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Re: What makes Negroes so Uppity? -
06-17-2008, 04:09 PM
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What makes black people uppity. Hmmmm i know its stupid ignorant WASPs being racist idiots. Yes i think thats it.
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Re: What makes Negroes so Uppity? -
06-17-2008, 04:10 PM
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What makes black people uppity. Hmmmm i know its stupid ignorant WASPs being racist idiots. Yes i think thats it.
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Re: What makes Negroes so Uppity? -
06-17-2008, 05:28 PM
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If he loved other kids he wouldn't have made them a funny color.
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Maybe God is multicolored.
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Re: What makes Negroes so Uppity? -
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Maybe God is multicolored.
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