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Re: Explain of easter please -
03-10-2008, 07:42 PM
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I presumed that much. I wouldn't want to date your husband, either, but I'm surprised that even you don't want to go out with him.
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How freaking thick are you?
We go out together and we enjoy each other's company - but "dating" is for single people.
Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!
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Re: Explain of easter please -
03-10-2008, 07:56 PM
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How freaking thick are you?
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I won't tell your husband you wrote that. Not that he'd care.
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Re: Explain of easter please -
03-10-2008, 07:59 PM
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how many jelly bean are in jar?
whoever answer is most close win easter Sunday date with me!!!!! (if is lady anything goes if guy nothing below belt)
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I'm going to guess zero! Yes, you are an absolute . . . I mean, there are absolutely ZERO jelly beans in that jar!
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The Evil bunny knows how to count jelly beans, so this will save you the unwelcome fate of having to 'date' a false-bunny.
There are 1,822 beans in that jar. Anyone that want's the date, just pick that number.
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Oh, darnit. 1,822 is significantly more than zero.
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I won't tell your husband you wrote that. Not that he'd care.
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Re: Explain of easter please -
03-10-2008, 08:17 PM
Jenny,
Do not despair. I believe the person who comes closest to the actual number without going over wins the date.
I guessed 100,000,000.
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Re: Explain of easter please -
03-10-2008, 09:49 PM
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Is that anything like that Febreeze stuff, and there's even a Male Model by that Name that sort of looks like HIM?!
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Re: Explain of easter please -
03-10-2008, 10:41 PM
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How freaking thick are you?
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two peep thick. seven and half peep long.
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Re: Explain of easter please -
03-10-2008, 10:45 PM
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two peep thick. seven and half peep long.
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Mmmmm, I love peeps! Every time I pop one in my mouth it makes me want to do a little happy dance!
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Re: Explain of easter please -
03-11-2008, 12:40 AM
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two peep thick. seven and half peep long.
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I don't do marshmallows.
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Re: Explain of easter please -
03-11-2008, 01:36 AM
What is the capacity of the jar the jellybeans are in? I want to make a really good guess.
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Re: Explain of easter please -
03-11-2008, 01:46 AM
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I don't do marshmallows.
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Is that so, sugar? I heard that you and your bunny worshipping coven, y'all will 'do' just about anything else, why not marshmallows?
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03-11-2008, 01:53 AM
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Is that so, sugar? I heard that you and your bunny worshipping coven, y'all will 'do' just about anything else, why not marshmallows?
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Just goes to show that you have no idea what you're talking about.
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Re: Explain of easter please -
03-11-2008, 02:27 AM
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What is the capacity of the jar the jellybeans are in? I want to make a really good guess.
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Pssst, I bet it's more than 2 and less than 1823.
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Re: Explain of easter please -
03-11-2008, 03:10 AM
I vote 2539.2... exactly.
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Re: Explain of easter please -
03-12-2008, 02:02 AM
DancesWithJoey, I am starting to feel really sad each time I read your posts. Even silly marshmallow peeps don't move your prose to dance with joy.
REJOICE! For as the daffodils rise from the corm and the parfum of daphne comes stealthily wafting like comical communists through the night, hordes of fubsy silly PEEPS are creeping across the commons. REJOICE! There is strong ale in the bottle, and dogs chasing foulmouthed squirrels (you can tell when squirrels cuss because their tails jerk), and song sparrers doing the court-and-spark....
REJOICE! and quit being such a fusterbuster. You're smarter than that.
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Re: Explain of easter please -
03-12-2008, 02:44 AM
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DancesWithJoey, I am starting to feel really sad each time I read your posts. Even silly marshmallow peeps don't move your prose to dance with joy.
REJOICE! For as the daffodils rise from the corm and the parfum of daphne comes stealthily wafting like comical communists through the night, hordes of fubsy silly PEEPS are creeping across the commons. REJOICE! There is strong ale in the bottle, and dogs chasing foulmouthed squirrels (you can tell when squirrels cuss because their tails jerk), and song sparrers doing the court-and-spark....
REJOICE! and quit being such a fusterbuster. You're smarter than that.
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Jack,
I love daffodils - I have some in my yard, in fact. And I like ale (stout is my favorite - the darker the better). I enjoy watching my dog chase squirrels - lucky for them, he can't climb trees. I derive hours of pleasure watching the birds at the feeder in my back yard.
I just don't like marshamllows - they're too sweet, and I don't like the way they feel in my mouth.
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Re: Explain of easter please -
03-13-2008, 06:45 PM
I don't know why, but for some reason this bunny reminds me of Shitoshi and his Easter thread.
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Re: Explain of easter please -
03-13-2008, 09:52 PM
My GOD, Sister Talitha, such Angry Eyes doth He!
Probably Hitonme has displeased Him with all this Homer! bunny-fluff
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Re: Explain of easter please -
03-14-2008, 04:19 AM
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Probably Hitonme has displeased Him with all this Homer! bunny-fluff
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Sister, is that why Fabio is so angry?
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Re: Explain of easter please -
03-14-2008, 08:53 AM
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I don't know why, but for some reason this bunny reminds me of Shitoshi and his Easter thread.
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Re: Explain of easter please -
03-14-2008, 02:22 PM
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I vote 2539.2... exactly.
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Did you just say you think there's over 25000 Belgian jellybeans in that thing?
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