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Default Fantastic news !! - 05-14-2015, 12:01 AM

Even though some politicians claim America is a "Christian nation," the share of the population that identifies as Christian has declined significantly in recent years.

New statistics from the Pew Research Center show that between 2007 and 2014, the number of Americans who identify as Christian dropped by nearly eight percentage points, from 78.4 percent to 70.6 percent.

At the same time, Pew’s 2014 U.S. Religious Landscape Study found that the number of people who are religiously unaffiliated -- either atheist, agnostic or simply “nothing in particular” -- has grown by more than six percentage points, from 16.1 percent in 2007 to 22.8 percent in 2014.

There are now approximately 56 million religiously unaffiliated adults living in America, according to the study, which is a follow-up to a similar study conducted in 2007. The "nones," as they are known, are more numerous than either Catholics or mainline Protestants, and second only to evangelical Protestants.

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Love Jesus Re: Fantastic news !! - 05-14-2015, 02:20 AM

Indeed, this is terrible and still exactly as foreseen by Jesus. Loss of Faith. Aspostasy. Again, an unmistakable sign of Last Days!



2 Timothy 3:1-7
This know also, that in the last days perilous times shall come. For men shall be lovers of their own selves, covetous, boasters, proud, blasphemers
[this means you and all those millions you mentioned], disobedient to parents, unthankful, unholy, Without natural affection [homers and sodomists and we know there have never been this many same-sex characters in primetime TV], trucebreakers, false accusers, incontinent, fierce, despisers of those that are good [yes, we are mocked and despised but that only helps us grow in Godliness and goodness], Traitors [the Demoncratic party], heady, highminded, lovers of pleasures [sodomy again] more than lovers of God; Having a form of godliness, but denying the power thereof: from such turn away. For of this sort are they which creep into houses [homers in primetime TV], and lead captive silly women [this means, e.g., women working ourside their homes] laden with sins, led away with divers lusts, Ever learning, and never able to come to the knowledge of the truth.

Verily, it IS fabulous. Jesus is coming very soon. It's up to Heaven for us! What about... You?



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Default Re: Fantastic news !! - 05-14-2015, 02:27 AM

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Even though some politicians claim America is a "Christian nation," the share of the population that identifies as Christian has declined significantly in recent years.

New statistics from the Pew Research Center show that between 2007 and 2014, the number of Americans who identify as Christian dropped by nearly eight percentage points, from 78.4 percent to 70.6 percent.

At the same time, Pew’s 2014 U.S. Religious Landscape Study found that the number of people who are religiously unaffiliated -- either atheist, agnostic or simply “nothing in particular” -- has grown by more than six percentage points, from 16.1 percent in 2007 to 22.8 percent in 2014.

There are now approximately 56 million religiously unaffiliated adults living in America, according to the study, which is a follow-up to a similar study conducted in 2007. The "nones," as they are known, are more numerous than either Catholics or mainline Protestants, and second only to evangelical Protestants.

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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/0...n_7259770.html
So why is this titled "fantastic news"? It is really just statistics. ***pagan ramblings in foreign script removed by moderator***


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Default Re: Fantastic news !! - 05-14-2015, 02:45 AM

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So why is this titled "fantastic news"? It is really just statistics. ***pagan ramblings in foreign script removed by moderator***
It's fantastic news because it means humanity is finally starting to shrug off the yoke of ignorance and intolerance it has suffered from for the last 2,000 years
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Default Re: Fantastic news !! - 05-14-2015, 02:50 AM

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It's fantastic news because it means humanity is finally starting to shrug off the yoke of ignorance and intolerance it has suffered from for the last 2,000 years

No, you are wrong. More Americans are Christian than ever before. These lies are caused by the recent flood of illegal aliens who are all Roman Catholics. As we know, they are not Christians, but they are also not Americans. God rules here in America.


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Default Re: Fantastic news !! - 05-14-2015, 02:55 AM

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Indeed, this is terrible and still exactly as foreseen by Jesus. Loss of Faith. Aspostasy. Again, an unmistakable sign of Last Days!
Elmer is sadly proof of the facts that pockets of sententious stupidity still remain in our long suffering species.

Onwards soldiers, onwards to the glorious age of reason that lies ahead.
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Default Re: Fantastic news !! - 05-14-2015, 05:27 AM

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No, you are wrong. More Americans are Christian than ever before. These lies are caused by the recent flood of illegal aliens who are all Roman Catholics. As we know, they are not Christians, but they are also not Americans. God rules here in America.
Praise be !! I know His Exalted Holiness Jorge Mario Bergoglio will be most pleased knowing his flock is increasing in the perfidious land of sin that is America.

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Default Re: Fantastic news !! - 05-14-2015, 10:18 AM

John Smyth, you don't appear to have come here in a spirit of brotherly love or cooperation.

But appearances can be deceiving. The God who knew you before you knew yourself, who knew you in the womb, knows why you came here better than you do.

You were brought here for a reason, young man.

You were brought here so we could tell you about Jesus Christ.

I look forward to seeing you embrace Him.


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Default Re: Fantastic news !! - 05-14-2015, 11:23 AM

Faith Machine, I came hear to spread the Word of some fantastic news I discovered. I'm a new breed of atheist, an Evangelical Atheist if you will who is compelled to lower himself into the deepest abyss of the ignorant and intolerant to spread the Good News.

Next stop is the bottom of the abyss - Topeka Kansas and the worst of the worst the Westboro Baptists
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Default Re: Fantastic news !! - 05-14-2015, 11:31 AM

Mr Smyth, What has happened to you in the last 6 months? In October you were showing so much promise, but now I despair. Did you get infected by rectal demons? Would you like the pastors to perform an exorcism on you to rid your body of these demons?


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Default Re: Fantastic news !! - 05-14-2015, 11:44 AM

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Onwards soldiers, onwards to the glorious age of reason that lies ahead.
Typical of the atheist to see the world through the lens of militancy.

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Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Default Re: Fantastic news !! - 05-14-2015, 11:55 AM

Hey Jim, great to see you again. It's good to see you again

To explain, when I originally came here I came here with a genuine desire in my heart to seek Christ but I was greeted with inordinate hostility from many along with a slew of nonsense infractions.

What could I do given this situation except revert to my natural state of reason, compassion, tolerance and love for all mankind.

I love you all here so much that I come to deliver the Good News.
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...the deepest abyss of the ignorant and intolerant...
So how is 4chan these days? Tell them I said hi.

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Default Re: Fantastic news !! - 05-14-2015, 05:53 PM

A different take on the Pew study

Millennials leaving church in droves, study finds

Almost every major branch of Christianity in the United States has lost a significant number of members, Pew found, mainly because millennials are leaving the fold. More than one-third of millennials now say they are unaffiliated with any faith, up 10 percentage points since 2007.

The alacrity of their exodus surprises even seasoned experts.

http://edition.cnn.com/2015/05/12/li...udy/index.html

Less medieval-minded ignorant whack jobs !!

Humanity is finally beginning to wake up. Woohoo
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Default Re: Fantastic news !! - 05-14-2015, 05:56 PM

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Typical of the atheist to see the world through the lens of militancy.

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The scriptures reveal that there will be a final battle. It is nigh. This is one of their soldiers. He may be practicing mass murder already.


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The scriptures reveal that there will be a final battle. It is nigh. This is one of their soldiers. He may be practicing mass murder already.
Oh my friend, how thy delusions weigh thy down.

I only seek to destroy ignorance, intolerance and wilful stupidity.

One cannot murder anything, we are all eternal, we never die but we can reclaim love, tolerance and compassion for each other in this short lifetime.

Explore the Akashic records and your own past life memories and revel in the glory of our mutual existence my friend. We all one and suffer through the illusion of separation for lifetime after lifetime. Break free from the illusion, we are all soul mates my friend.
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Default Re: Fantastic news !! - 05-14-2015, 06:25 PM

So I've received another nonsense infraction notice from ignorant heathens unwilling or incapable of receiving the truth

If we only had a modern day Tomás de Torquemada to punish and torture these ignorant heathens for their insolence....

Oh well, I have too much compassion and decency to actually wish this......but.....
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A different take on the Pew study

Millennials leaving church in droves, study finds

Almost every major branch of Christianity in the United States has lost a significant number of members, Pew found, mainly because millennials are leaving the fold. More than one-third of millennials now say they are unaffiliated with any faith, up 10 percentage points since 2007.

The alacrity of their exodus surprises even seasoned experts.

http://edition.cnn.com/2015/05/12/li...udy/index.html

Less medieval-minded ignorant whack jobs !!

Humanity is finally beginning to wake up. Woohoo
No, humanity is not "waking up," the humanity is moving on from organized forms of religion to New Age-based woo. While my own faith is still up in the air, personally, I prefer the former kind of people, as they are more predictable: they just reject 100% of science, period. The New Age people are less decided and harder to decipher, as you never know which 10% of science they want to reject on a given day. (And therefore it is much easier to accidentally offend their beliefs).


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Default Re: Fantastic news !! - 05-14-2015, 06:54 PM

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So I've received another nonsense infraction notice from ignorant heathens unwilling or incapable of receiving the truth

If we only had a modern day Tomás de Torquemada to punish and torture these ignorant heathens for their insolence....

Oh well, I have too much compassion and decency to actually wish this......but.....
Please child, do not listen to the whispers of the devil, your plea for the mass murder of an entire religion is not what you really want, it is Satan trying to make you do his work for him. Reject genocide, reject Satan and join the side of light, the side of The Lord! Being a good person is a lot easier on your conscience than the murder of billions of Christians.

You are following the prince of darkness , only wanting to fulfill your lusts , but with Jesus this is over!
Ephesians 2:1-3
And you hath he quickened, who were dead in trespasses and sins;
Wherein in time past ye walked according to the course of this world, according to the prince of the power of the air, the spirit that now worketh in the children of disobedience:
Among whom also we all had our conversation in times past in the lusts of our flesh, fulfilling the desires of the flesh and of the mind; and were by nature the children of wrath, even as others.
As the Bible says, if you only do your reasonable bit by being a living sacrifice to God, God will renew your mind to make you a good man.
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12 I beseech you therefore, brethren, by the mercies of God, that ye present your bodies a living sacrifice, holy, acceptable unto God, which is your reasonable service.
2 And be not conformed to this world: but be ye transformed by the renewing of your mind, that ye may prove what is that good, and acceptable, and perfect, will of God.


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And if ye shall despise my statutes, or if your soul abhor my judgments, so that ye will not do all my commandments, but that ye break my covenant: I also will do this unto you; I will even appoint over you terror, consumption, and the burning ague, that shall consume the eyes, and cause sorrow of heart: and ye shall sow your seed in vain, for your enemies shall eat it.
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