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Love Jesus Re: Introduction - 06-05-2015, 03:28 AM

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Yeah . . . Good luck with that, bro :v
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Thumbs down Re: Introduction - 06-06-2015, 03:10 PM

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Hi! Good to see you here! There's a few weirds but I'm sure you'll spot them, no probs! This:Why would you do that if you want to be a wolf?
I'm guessing he wants to know what is the most efficient way to kill a human from a wolf's perspective?
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Default Re: Introduction - 06-06-2015, 05:26 PM

Dear Fag,

I have done my share of camping as well, in preparation for the day that we must flee our homes to avoid arrest in Obama's military police state. The fascist liberal thugs will stop at nothing to take our guns away and dock our pay to support retards and cripples.

I will pray for you.


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Default Re: Introduction - 06-06-2015, 08:12 PM

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I'm guessing he wants to know what is the most efficient way to kill a human from a wolf's perspective?
I was just waiting for someone to figure it out Coincidentally, the next chapter goes over the cardiac system including the veins and arteries.


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Default Re: Introduction - 06-06-2015, 08:18 PM

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Remember how Jesus rotted out Eddie Munster's anus to punish him for his unGodly lifestyle choice?Numbers 5:22


Shape up, or you'll be next, pervert!
Oh dear God!!

Is that boy holding a doll that looks like a messicant!?
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hI..thanks for letting me in this site..I m a baptist true believer in Christ..
Prove it. What have YOU done for Christ?

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Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Bible Re: Introduction - 06-06-2015, 08:50 PM

Praise, Jesus!

First mistake - boys playing with dolls (1 Corinthians 6:9)! A True Christian™ father would have beat the effeminate right out of that abomination before the GAYSEXUALITY could take over his soul! Certainly True Christians™ would never tolerate anyone dressing little boys in pretty white collars, velvet knickers, and knee socks (Deuteronomy 22:5)! No doubt! This one's burning!

Come quickly, Sweet Jesus!

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Thumbs down Re: Introduction - 06-06-2015, 10:10 PM

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I was just waiting for someone to figure it out Coincidentally, the next chapter goes over the cardiac system including the veins and arteries.


Then you're the dumbest wolf wannabe out there. May I recommend that you also take a class about actual wolves? Because they don't actually eat people, you know.

If you do somehow turn into a wolf, you'll be killing and eating very sick animals, or scavenging stuff already dead and rotting. Bon appetite, I guess.
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Then you're the dumbest wolf wannabe out there. May I recommend that you also take a class about actual wolves? Because they don't actually eat people, you know.

If you do somehow turn into a wolf, you'll be killing and eating very sick animals, or scavenging stuff already dead and rotting. Bon appetite, I guess.
Never said I wanted to EAT people. You ever smell burning human skin? It reeks, ALOT! I simply wanted to study the anatomy to study more ways than just ripping someone's throat out the old-fashioned way.


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Never said I wanted to EAT people. You ever smell burning human skin? It reeks, ALOT! I simply wanted to study the anatomy to study more ways than just ripping someone's throat out the old-fashioned way.
Sweetie, as a wolf you will never get to rip people's throats. When was the last time a person was killed by a wolf? I can recall a case from 5 years ago. An isolated case.

As I said (but you didn't bother to follow the link), a wolf has a much larger chance of feeding on a carcass of an animal that died of old age than killing a human.

Do you know anything about actual wolves, or do you just imagine stuff based on movies?
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Never said I wanted to EAT people. You ever smell burning human skin? It reeks, ALOT! I simply wanted to study the anatomy to study more ways than just ripping someone's throat out the old-fashioned way.
Oh don't worry. Once Jesus kills you and sends you down to hellfire you'll learn all about having your throat ripped out, being disemboweled, being forcefed your own vomit, being anally raped by every demon in hell, having satan's huge barbed tallywhacker shoved down your throat, getting your testicles peeled like a couple of grapes, and so many, many more delightful past times.

Heel is such an interesting place.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Forgive me, but you misunderstood what I was saying. I wasn't accepting help for my "afflictions", I was accepting my afflictions and my probable future of torment.
Son have you no happiness, joy, goodness in your life?

What have sissy boys been doing to you? Sadly they have crossed you over to the dark side.

This sin you live in is not joy, it's a mirage. The devil wants you and instead of fighting you gladly walk into the arms of the deceiver!

Is it that you wish for him to have his way with you? I can assure you it won't feel the way you fantasize it will.

Repent!
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