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Unsaved Trash, pathetic jap wannabe
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Hello There -
05-22-2015, 04:55 AM
I am what you call "unsaved trash". I'm Demisexual, who listens to Marilyn Manson, Iron Maiden, and Megadeth. I don't go to church, I don't read or live by the bible. I read Homestuck and Harry Potter. I have practiced "witchcraft" before and even gave Satanism a try. I am curious about you, what you all stand for.
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Unsaved Trash, pathetic jap wannabe
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Posts: 3
Join Date: May 2015
Location: Worshiping slant comics
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Re: Hello There -
05-22-2015, 05:04 AM
Maybe I can still be saved from my horrid ways
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Unsaved trash
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Posts: 26
Join Date: Jun 2014
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Re: Hello There -
05-22-2015, 05:08 AM
Well, dear, we here at Landover stand for not tolerating those of the witch breed. So unless you came here looking to renounce your dark, demonic ways and take it upon yourself to find Salvation®, you will find you will not be welcome here.
Jesus always has the last laugh, dear, and with The Rapture™ no doubt approaching, he will soon be letting out a mighty chuckle as you are plummeted to the eternal inferno of Hell.
May you see the error of your ways before it's too late!
With Love in Christ,
Prayer Knight
"And if thine eye offend thee, pluck it out, and cast it from thee: it is better for thee to enter into life with one eye, rather than having two eyes to be cast into hell fire." Matthew 18:9
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Unsaved Trash, pathetic jap wannabe
Under Investigation
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Posts: 3
Join Date: May 2015
Location: Worshiping slant comics
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Re: Hello There -
05-22-2015, 05:58 AM
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Originally Posted by Prayer Knight
Well, dear, we here at Landover stand for not tolerating those of the witch breed. So unless you came here looking to renounce your dark, demonic ways and take it upon yourself to find Salvation®, you will find you will not be welcome here.
Jesus always has the last laugh, dear, and with The Rapture™ no doubt approaching, he will soon be letting out a mighty chuckle as you are plummeted to the eternal inferno of Hell.
May you see the error of your ways before it's too late!
With Love in Christ,
Prayer Knight
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You're profile says you are still "Unsaved Trash"
Why should I listen to other "unsaved trash"?
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True Christian™
True Christian™
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Posts: 1,716
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: In the midst of His Will®
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Re: Hello There -
05-22-2015, 06:03 AM
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Originally Posted by Ventris
You're profile says you are still "Unsaved Trash"
Why should I listen to other "unsaved trash"?
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Why don't you two perverts go jerk each other off in a private room. There are impressionable women on this forum who need not be subjected to your public acts of faggotry.
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True Christian™
True Christian™
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Location: In Jesus' lap
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Re: Hello There -
05-22-2015, 06:53 AM
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Originally Posted by Ventris
You're profile says you are still "Unsaved Trash"
Why should I listen to other "unsaved trash"?
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Well, for a start Prayer Knight looks human and speaks like a human. You do neither.
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Distinguished Professor of Prayer Healing and Creation Zoology (Baraminology) Victim of atheist scientific persecution
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Posts: 10,328
Join Date: Apr 2014
Location: On a mission in Godless Europistan
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05-22-2015, 07:07 AM
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Originally Posted by Ventris
You're profile says you are still "Unsaved Trash"
Why should I listen to other "unsaved trash"?
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Dear Friend,
We ALWAYS listen to the rants and sinful innuendos of unsaved trash. While the main tool to save souls® is evangelizing, reading the Gospel, rebuking sodomists, etc., it is important to hear the words of those who wallow in the cesspit of fornication.
James 5:20
Let him know, that he which converteth the sinner from the error of his way shall save a soul from death, and shall hide a multitude of sins.
It is vital for repentance and Salvation to assess the sins of a sinning person, a sinner, in detail to determine the degree of depravity, the amount of demonic possession, how much to allocate precious prayers to that particular person, etc. We LISTEN and so should you. If you are not prepared to harken your ears to the grievances of you fellow sinners, why should we listen to you, either. Please, tell us about your sinful acts and we can show you the path, the narrow path, to Heaven!
Jesus is EVERYWHERE! He's calling YOU.
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.
PREPARE YOURSELF TO RAPTURE WITH THIS MANUAL!
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PHD - Theophysicist Saving The Lost With The Truth Of Applied Theoscience
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Re: Hello There -
05-22-2015, 07:08 AM
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Originally Posted by Ventris
I am what you call "unsaved trash". I'm Demisexual, who listens to Marilyn Manson, Iron Maiden, and Megadeth. I don't go to church, I don't read or live by the bible. I read Homestuck and Harry Potter. I have practiced "witchcraft" before and even gave Satanism a try. I am curious about you, what you all stand for.
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Welcome to the forum, Ventris. If you want to know what we stand for, then I suggest you read the Bible. Start at Genesis 1:1 and keep reading until you reach "Amen" in Revelation 22:21. If you find parts of the Bible difficult to understand, you'll find plenty of help on this forum. Check out Bible in a Year and Teaching His Word. You should also acquaint yourself with the Pastor's rules and announcements.
You will, however, need to repent of your demisexual ways. Demisexuality is a form of assexuality, which is a sin. It's an attempt to shirk your duty to be fruitful and multiply, as God commanded.
Gen 1:27-28 So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them. And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth.
| Mt 21:42, 44 Jesus saith unto them, Did ye never read in the scriptures, The stone which the builders rejected, the same is become the head of the corner: this is the Lord's doing, and it is marvellous in our eyes . . . ? And whosoever shall fall on this stone shall be broken: but on whomsoever it shall fall, it will grind him to powder.
Find out what the Bible says about: Fortnite: Battle Royale, asexuality, shaving, psychiatry, chronic fatigue syndrome, babies |
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True Christian™ Just a Regular Nice Guy
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Location: Between Lynchburg and Walton's Mountain
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Re: Hello There -
05-22-2015, 11:38 AM
Welcome friend. God only listens to those that have an open ear. Are you willing to give up your depraved lifestyle for utter and blind devotion to Him?
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Serving Jesus
True Christian™
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Join Date: Aug 2013
Location: Godly Texas, Besieged by Papist Idol Worshippers
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Re: Hello There -
05-22-2015, 05:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Ventris
I am what you call "unsaved trash". I'm Demisexual, who listens to Marilyn Manson, Iron Maiden, and Megadeth. I don't go to church, I don't read or live by the bible. I read Homestuck and Harry Potter. I have practiced "witchcraft" before and even gave Satanism a try. I am curious about you, what you all stand for.
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What we stand for is the plain word of Almighty God, as revealed in the Holy Bible. That's pretty easy to understand, even if you are a godless homosexual teenager who is on the internet to provoke Christians without your parents knowledge. What dreadful parents they must be to allow you to grow into the abomination you are. They will surely swim in the Lake of Fire, as you will if you do not throw off Satan's yoke and come to Jesus. I will pray for you, but I doubt it will do any good.
God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11
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Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58 Christ's Guardian
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Posts: 23,743
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Mostly on the front porch.
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Re: Hello There -
05-22-2015, 05:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Ventris
I am what you call "unsaved trash". I'm Demisexual.
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I don't even know what the heck that means, but you're obviously too weak to says no to those fags.
May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
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Posts: 1,330
Join Date: Jun 2014
Location: In the kitchen
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Re: Hello There -
05-24-2015, 07:16 PM
Young lady, please repent of your ways! You need a sound spanking, followed by another spanking. I promise you that a one-on-one session with me (or any upstanding member of a Baptist church, men are the wisest, but are so busy!), a KJV Bible, and your ears and rear end, will do you a world of good! Women are to be demure, Christian and submissive, not spewing Satan's lies! You should read Proverbs 31!
Yours in Christ,
Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson
"Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1
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Unsaved trash, admitted retard
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Posts: 45
Join Date: Apr 2015
Location: Riding the short bus to hellfire
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Re: Hello There -
05-25-2015, 12:08 AM
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Originally Posted by felisha b
I read Homestuck
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I read that once! It bored me... But if that's what you like I'm not one to judge.
Also, is "sylladex" even a real word? I can't seem to find it in a dictionary...
Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.
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Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
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05-25-2015, 12:44 AM
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Originally Posted by FroYoInfo
I read that once! It bored me... But if that's what you like I'm not one to judge.
Also, is "sylladex" even a real word? I can't seem to find it in a dictionary...
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That's because you're a retarded. Pray hard enough and Jesus might wash you clean of retard sin with His sweet, sweet blood.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Confirmed Enemy of God
BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
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Join Date: May 2015
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Re: Hello There -
05-25-2015, 01:13 AM
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Originally Posted by felisha b
I am what you call "unsaved trash". I'm Demisexual, who listens to Marilyn Manson, Iron Maiden, and Megadeth. I don't go to church, I don't read or live by the bible. I read Homestuck and Harry Potter. I have practiced "witchcraft" before and even gave Satanism a try. I am curious about you, what you all stand for.
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Repent to the word of the lord.
Marilyn Manson is a devil worshiper! along with all those bands, all follow satan and will burn in hell for their sins!
Harry potter is witchcraft, the media wants to brainwash children to become demon worshipers!
Homestuck is also in my "No no" list for the same very reason. It was created by sick people who worship false idols and indulge themselves with satan's "love"
Listen to
Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson and all the other "true christians"
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Unsaved trash, admitted retard
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Posts: 45
Join Date: Apr 2015
Location: Riding the short bus to hellfire
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Re: Hello There -
05-25-2015, 01:52 AM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
That's because you're a retarded. Pray hard enough and Jesus might wash you clean of retard sin with His sweet, sweet blood.
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What, the fact that I didn't want the available homestuck townships to be interesting, or that "syllidix" is my new favorite word? I have confirmed that it is a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.
potato!
Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.
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