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Default Re: Greetings - 05-09-2015, 09:56 PM

With all due respect, I would never have any such expectation.


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Mr. Reigns, the other people here are too polite to say so, but I couldn't help but notice you seem a bit touched in the head. I hope you don't expect us to leave you alone with any children or womenfolk.
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Default Re: Greetings - 05-10-2015, 03:52 AM

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Mr. Reigns, the other people here are too polite to say so, but I couldn't help but notice you seem a bit touched in the head. I hope you don't expect us to leave you alone with any children or womenfolk.
On the contrary. I would suggest he pursue Miss Naomi with full vigor.
For starters, she's almost of an unmarriageable age (27?) and if there's ever to be any hope, she must marry, and marry soon
Secondly, she desperately needs a man to keep her in her place, given that she has moments of uppityness.
Thirdly, I'm sure her parents want to see grandchildren before they die and probably, descend to hell.

Actually, he should be pursuing her father. After all, it's everything to do with him, and nothing to do with her, as to who marries her.


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Default Re: Greetings - 05-10-2015, 12:27 PM

Thank you sir. However, with all due respect, I really believe that Miss Naomi's father would have an issue with this. I don't want God to be mad at her father for approving such a proposal without me becoming a True Christian ™ first. Besides this would be in direct contradiction with II Corinthians 6:14. What does a True Christian ™ have to do with Unsaved Trash like myself?
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Default Re: Greetings - 05-10-2015, 01:43 PM

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I am here to learn and eventually earn my place in Heaven one day!
Welcome to the forum, M.G. Reigns!

The first thing you need to learn is that you can't earn a place in heaven. You can only earn a place in hell.

Rom 6:23 For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord.

A wage is something you earn, something you work for. The Bible tells us that death is earned through sin. Everyone who will burn in the lake of fire, which the Bible calls "the second death" (Rev 20:14), will have earned his place there.

Eternal life, however, is a gift, something you haven't earned, something you haven't worked for, paid for by the precious blood of Jesus. You still have to keep every single one of God's commandments, though.

Jas 2:10 For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.

But that's not really work because His commandments -- like never looking at a woman lustfully (Mat 5:28) -- are easy to keep.

1 Jn 5:3 For this is the love of God, that we keep his commandments: and his commandments are not grievous.


Mt 21:42, 44 Jesus saith unto them, Did ye never read in the scriptures, The stone which the builders rejected, the same is become the head of the corner: this is the Lord's doing, and it is marvellous in our eyes . . . ? And whosoever shall fall on this stone shall be broken: but on whomsoever it shall fall, it will grind him to powder.

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Default Re: Greetings - 05-10-2015, 01:48 PM

Thank you very much for your correction, sir. I have to admit, I have a lot to learn here.
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Thank you for your welcome, Mr. Hutchins. I am very much a God fearing man. Unfortunately the right one that God has for me has not come yet, but, I believe all that will change one day! Again, Thank you for your welcome!
I'm confused friend. All you require is a female that is fertile, one that has to bleed regularly. You appear to be at least 18 years old, have you spent time at the local Church, looking in the Sunday school rooms for a acceptable female with a full adolescent bosoms and wide hips? Have to put up a notice in the Church bulletin board that you are looking for a wife and you'd like to host a dinner for all the fathers to attend?


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: Greetings - 05-10-2015, 04:10 PM

You know, that's a good idea. Who knows, I just might get blessed with someone like you describe! I'm sure there's plenty of them out there! Yes I am over 18 and got my own place.
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