Go Back   The Landover Baptist Church Forum > Church Forums > Landover to the Rescue - Christian Help Forum
Reload this Page Acne – The Mark of the Devil!
Landover to the Rescue - Christian Help Forum A Christian Help Forum led by Sister Daisy Mae Johnson. Warning! Sometimes the Lord's advice is a hard pill to swallow.

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
(#61)
Old
Dr Laurence Niles's Avatar
Dr Laurence Niles Dr Laurence Niles is offline
Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
 

Protected by JESUS Heaven Bound Ready for the Rapture True Christian™ Real American™ Ex-Masturbator True Christian Caucasian Friend of Jesus Flat Earth Tell her once Porn Resistant Pro-Life Christian Love One Year/1000 posts True Republican Ex-Brit Ex-eurotrash Eats the Most Pork Super Soaker Baptism Award Gold Tither True Christian Provider™ award Batman Shooting Survivor True Scientist™ Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Guns, Guts and GLORY! Proud Niglet Sponsorer Truck Stop Ministry Member Prayer Warrior Divorcee The Lord’s Witness Wound Punched the most queers Paula Deen Negro Support Group Touched by Jesus Babysitter Stamp of Approval Trump of GOD Pancake Dinner Pastor Ezekiel Proud Survivor of the Overwatch Wars Wall of Jesus Alternative Facts Mission to Korea Probing for Jesus ex-sheep-shagger Asked questions later Crown of Incorruptibility GLORY Proud TP Rebuker for Christ Anti-Biden

 
Posts: 9,051
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: Surrounded by queers.
Dr Laurence Niles will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Dr Laurence Niles will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Dr Laurence Niles will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Dr Laurence Niles will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Dr Laurence Niles will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Dr Laurence Niles will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Dr Laurence Niles will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Dr Laurence Niles will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Dr Laurence Niles will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Dr Laurence Niles will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Dr Laurence Niles will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default 04-20-2012, 10:18 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by cornflakes View Post
I'm a girl with zits and pimples in my face, and I've had them for a very long time now. Since 6th grade I believe. Therefore I must be loving Satan and of course I'm also a serial killer! Oh dear, I'm so scared
My acne is about to go away now, because I wash and clean my face, and also because I get older and therefore I'm not in the middle of my puberty anymore.
Just sayin'.
I would be suprised if it did go away. You sound as if you are well on your way to Hell already.

What did you do that was so wrong in God's eyes that he visited you with the acne? Have you ever thought that rather than whining and crying about being hideous and unlovable you repent your sins and start praising Jesus?

Jesus is Light.
Reply With Quote
(#62)
Old
Mary Etheldreda's Avatar
Mary Etheldreda Mary Etheldreda is offline
Gushing for Jesus
 

Protected by JESUS Christian Love Heaven Bound Ready for the Rapture Cleanest Kitchen Ex-Mary Worshipper True Christian™ Real American™ True Christian Caucasian Persecuted Pro-Life Most Obedient Friend of Jesus True Christian Homemaker True Christian Beauty 1st Year Bible College 2nd Year Bible College True Republican Mother of 1 boy or 2.5 girls Quiverful Mother of 2 boys or 5 girls Super Soaker Baptism Award 3rd Year Bible College One Year/1000 posts True Christian Lady Batman Shooting Survivor Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Guns, Guts and GLORY! Proud Niglet Sponsorer Tomato Staker Hatchet Child Rearing Award Kirk Cameron Fan Club Saved 1 Year Prayer Warrior The Al E. Pistle Award for Excellence in Rebuking The Hatchet Child Rearing Award 4th Year Bible College Paula Deen Negro Support Group TC Bravery Touched by Jesus Heart of compassion Babysitter Stamp of Approval Home Schooled Trump of GOD Rick Perry's Niggerhead Ranch The Lord’s Witness Wound The Lord’s Witness Wound Donald Trump 2016! Trumpette Anti-sodomy Mama Grizzly Platinum Tither Best stoning bucket 2015 Witch Hunt Award Hands Off Pastor Ezekiel Crown of Glory Crown of Rejoicing Saved 5 Years BFF of Jesus Gunfest '14 Proud Survivor of the Overwatch Wars Probing for Jesus Wall of Jesus Alternative Facts 20,000 posts Crown of Righteousness Flat Earth Anti-abortion GLORY Hold re-election 2020 for Jesus Team Fortress Rebuker Extraordinaire Proud TP Rebuker for Christ Anti-Biden Public Awareness Medal

 
Posts: 23,730
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Freehold, Iowa
Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: Acne – The Mark of the Devil! - 04-20-2012, 03:52 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Laurence Niles View Post
Have you ever thought that rather than whining and crying about being hideous and unlovable you repent your sins and start praising Jesus?
What never ceases to amaze me is the stubbornness with which one will approach refusing to pray. It's like an allergic reaction or something. I mean, just looking at the clear, beautiful complexion of True Christians™ ought to inspire any poor, deluded nonbeliever to at least give prayer a try! Jesus is just waiting to answer the prayers of those who believe in Him! What could go wrong with believing the Creator of the Universe Died for OUR SINS and awaits our requests for healthy skin?

Quote:
Originally Posted by Laurence Niles View Post
Jesus is Light.
Indeed, brother! INDEED!


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

Reply With Quote
(#63)
Old
Cbeck29's Avatar
Cbeck29 Cbeck29 is offline
Confirmed Enemy of God
BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured

Cathlick Cherry-picker Fluffy bunny

 
Posts: 58
Join Date: Apr 2012
Location: Jesus is my god
Cbeck29 is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.Cbeck29 is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.Cbeck29 is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.Cbeck29 is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.Cbeck29 is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.Cbeck29 is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.
Default Re: Acne – The Mark of the Devil! - 04-20-2012, 07:30 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Laurence Niles View Post
Jesus is Light.
True story. You can never underestimate the power of prayer to Jesus
Reply With Quote
(#64)
Old
Rev. M. Rodimer's Avatar
Rev. M. Rodimer Rev. M. Rodimer is offline
Honorary True Christian™
Forum Member

One Year/1000 posts Gunfest '07 True Christian™ Saved 1 Year 1st Year Bible College True Heterosexual™ Tithing Manager Long service medal, 3rd class Heaven Bound Protected by JESUS Mission to Australia Pastor of GOD Ready for the Rapture True Christian Caucasian Friend of Jesus Ex-Masturbator Ex-Masturbator 2010 Witch Hunt Award Flat Earth Tell her once Persecuted Porn Resistant Pro-Life Eats the Most Pork Public Awareness Medal True Republican Eats the Most Pork Batman Shooting Survivor Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Christian Love Guns, Guts and GLORY! Proud Niglet Sponsorer Truck Stop Ministry Member Kirk Cameron Fan Club Prayer Warrior

 
Posts: 13,993
Join Date: May 2008
Location: North Salem, Indiana
Rev. M. Rodimer will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Rev. M. Rodimer will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Rev. M. Rodimer will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Rev. M. Rodimer will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Rev. M. Rodimer will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Rev. M. Rodimer will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Rev. M. Rodimer will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Rev. M. Rodimer will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Rev. M. Rodimer will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Rev. M. Rodimer will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Rev. M. Rodimer will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: Acne – The Mark of the Devil! - 04-20-2012, 11:39 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Cbeck29 View Post
Thank you Cornflakes! Finally someone who sees the ridiculousness in this thread! Reverend, I hardly doubt that every baptist on this site has never had acne.
No True Christian™ has acne.

Before becoming Saved, they were not True Christians™. Did they have acne then? Perhaps some did. After becoming Saved? No acne.

Don't believe me? Don't care. You worship a dead woman and fondle pieces of corpses that are schlepped from church to church. You're a pagan who mocks God every time he prays the rosary or lights a candle for Semiramis, Queen of Heaven.

Why do you think your opinion should matter?


Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
Reply With Quote
(#65)
Old
Cbeck29's Avatar
Cbeck29 Cbeck29 is offline
Confirmed Enemy of God
BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured

Cathlick Cherry-picker Fluffy bunny

 
Posts: 58
Join Date: Apr 2012
Location: Jesus is my god
Cbeck29 is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.Cbeck29 is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.Cbeck29 is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.Cbeck29 is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.Cbeck29 is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.Cbeck29 is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.
Default Re: Acne – The Mark of the Devil! - 04-21-2012, 01:47 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
No True Christian™ has acne.

Before becoming Saved, they were not True Christians™. Did they have acne then? Perhaps some did. After becoming Saved? No acne.

Don't believe me? Don't care. You worship a dead woman and fondle pieces of corpses that are schlepped from church to church. You're a pagan who mocks God every time he prays the rosary or lights a candle for Semiramis, Queen of Heaven.

Why do you think your opinion should matter?
Ignorant mormon. Faith has no relation to acne. Period. I would like to see one of you bible thumping idiots cite the bible stating that pubescent hormonal pimples have a direct relation to sin. You cannot. Because its bulls***. Let's be honest. Hiding behind these Internet profiles are regular people. Just because you put "tm" behind your made up title doesn't make you superior. Get off your high horse and start talking about something real. Something biblically supported. Not this baloney.
Reply With Quote
(#66)
Old
Cbeck29's Avatar
Cbeck29 Cbeck29 is offline
Confirmed Enemy of God
BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured

Cathlick Cherry-picker Fluffy bunny

 
Posts: 58
Join Date: Apr 2012
Location: Jesus is my god
Cbeck29 is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.Cbeck29 is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.Cbeck29 is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.Cbeck29 is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.Cbeck29 is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.Cbeck29 is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.
Default Re: Acne – The Mark of the Devil! - 04-21-2012, 01:52 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Cbeck29 View Post
Ignorant mormon.
I'm so sorry for insulting your baptist faith. Mormon was a typo. I meant mormon. I do not wish to insult your religion, only you.
Reply With Quote
(#67)
Old
Cbeck29's Avatar
Cbeck29 Cbeck29 is offline
Confirmed Enemy of God
BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured

Cathlick Cherry-picker Fluffy bunny

 
Posts: 58
Join Date: Apr 2012
Location: Jesus is my god
Cbeck29 is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.Cbeck29 is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.Cbeck29 is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.Cbeck29 is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.Cbeck29 is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.Cbeck29 is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.
Default Re: Acne – The Mark of the Devil! - 04-21-2012, 01:57 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Cbeck29 View Post
I'm so sorry for insulting your baptist faith. Mormon was a typo. I meant mormon. I do not wish to insult your religion, only you.
Omg I meant mormon. Not Mormon idk why this keeps happening.
Sorry honestly..
Reply With Quote
(#68)
Old
Mary Etheldreda's Avatar
Mary Etheldreda Mary Etheldreda is offline
Gushing for Jesus
 

Protected by JESUS Christian Love Heaven Bound Ready for the Rapture Cleanest Kitchen Ex-Mary Worshipper True Christian™ Real American™ True Christian Caucasian Persecuted Pro-Life Most Obedient Friend of Jesus True Christian Homemaker True Christian Beauty 1st Year Bible College 2nd Year Bible College True Republican Mother of 1 boy or 2.5 girls Quiverful Mother of 2 boys or 5 girls Super Soaker Baptism Award 3rd Year Bible College One Year/1000 posts True Christian Lady Batman Shooting Survivor Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Guns, Guts and GLORY! Proud Niglet Sponsorer Tomato Staker Hatchet Child Rearing Award Kirk Cameron Fan Club Saved 1 Year Prayer Warrior The Al E. Pistle Award for Excellence in Rebuking The Hatchet Child Rearing Award 4th Year Bible College Paula Deen Negro Support Group TC Bravery Touched by Jesus Heart of compassion Babysitter Stamp of Approval Home Schooled Trump of GOD Rick Perry's Niggerhead Ranch The Lord’s Witness Wound The Lord’s Witness Wound Donald Trump 2016! Trumpette Anti-sodomy Mama Grizzly Platinum Tither Best stoning bucket 2015 Witch Hunt Award Hands Off Pastor Ezekiel Crown of Glory Crown of Rejoicing Saved 5 Years BFF of Jesus Gunfest '14 Proud Survivor of the Overwatch Wars Probing for Jesus Wall of Jesus Alternative Facts 20,000 posts Crown of Righteousness Flat Earth Anti-abortion GLORY Hold re-election 2020 for Jesus Team Fortress Rebuker Extraordinaire Proud TP Rebuker for Christ Anti-Biden Public Awareness Medal

 
Posts: 23,730
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Freehold, Iowa
Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: Acne – The Mark of the Devil! - 04-21-2012, 02:04 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Cbeck29 View Post
I do not wish to insult your religion, only you.
If you could only trust Jesus and give yourself over to Him (not a bread), he would not only clear up your embarrassing acne, but He could help you with anger management as well.



Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

Reply With Quote
(#69)
Old
Cbeck29's Avatar
Cbeck29 Cbeck29 is offline
Confirmed Enemy of God
BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured

Cathlick Cherry-picker Fluffy bunny

 
Posts: 58
Join Date: Apr 2012
Location: Jesus is my god
Cbeck29 is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.Cbeck29 is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.Cbeck29 is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.Cbeck29 is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.Cbeck29 is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.Cbeck29 is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.
Default Re: Acne – The Mark of the Devil! - 04-21-2012, 02:13 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
If you could only trust Jesus and give yourself over to Him (not a bread), he would not only clear up your embarrassing acne, but He could help you with anger management as well.

Maybe if you worshiped Jesus as well as accepted others, God would clear up your double chin and sarcastic insults. Practice what you preach.
Also, the "a bread" is actually literally Jesus. It's right in Luke 22:19
Even You must admit that the word "IS" defines Jesus as the bread. It's in the bible.
Reply With Quote
(#70)
Old
Mary Etheldreda's Avatar
Mary Etheldreda Mary Etheldreda is offline
Gushing for Jesus
 

Protected by JESUS Christian Love Heaven Bound Ready for the Rapture Cleanest Kitchen Ex-Mary Worshipper True Christian™ Real American™ True Christian Caucasian Persecuted Pro-Life Most Obedient Friend of Jesus True Christian Homemaker True Christian Beauty 1st Year Bible College 2nd Year Bible College True Republican Mother of 1 boy or 2.5 girls Quiverful Mother of 2 boys or 5 girls Super Soaker Baptism Award 3rd Year Bible College One Year/1000 posts True Christian Lady Batman Shooting Survivor Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Guns, Guts and GLORY! Proud Niglet Sponsorer Tomato Staker Hatchet Child Rearing Award Kirk Cameron Fan Club Saved 1 Year Prayer Warrior The Al E. Pistle Award for Excellence in Rebuking The Hatchet Child Rearing Award 4th Year Bible College Paula Deen Negro Support Group TC Bravery Touched by Jesus Heart of compassion Babysitter Stamp of Approval Home Schooled Trump of GOD Rick Perry's Niggerhead Ranch The Lord’s Witness Wound The Lord’s Witness Wound Donald Trump 2016! Trumpette Anti-sodomy Mama Grizzly Platinum Tither Best stoning bucket 2015 Witch Hunt Award Hands Off Pastor Ezekiel Crown of Glory Crown of Rejoicing Saved 5 Years BFF of Jesus Gunfest '14 Proud Survivor of the Overwatch Wars Probing for Jesus Wall of Jesus Alternative Facts 20,000 posts Crown of Righteousness Flat Earth Anti-abortion GLORY Hold re-election 2020 for Jesus Team Fortress Rebuker Extraordinaire Proud TP Rebuker for Christ Anti-Biden Public Awareness Medal

 
Posts: 23,730
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Freehold, Iowa
Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: Acne – The Mark of the Devil! - 04-21-2012, 02:36 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Cbeck29 View Post
Also, the "a bread" is actually literally Jesus.
It's literally wheat flour and water.

You can believe anything you want. People have believed weird stuff before. The world is full of freakish superstitions. Maybe those beliefs will keep you company in Hell.

<----- you burning for eternity for believing stupid, archaic superstitions

<------ Satan laughing at your superstitions


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

Reply With Quote
(#71)
Old
Cbeck29's Avatar
Cbeck29 Cbeck29 is offline
Confirmed Enemy of God
BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured

Cathlick Cherry-picker Fluffy bunny

 
Posts: 58
Join Date: Apr 2012
Location: Jesus is my god
Cbeck29 is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.Cbeck29 is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.Cbeck29 is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.Cbeck29 is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.Cbeck29 is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.Cbeck29 is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.
Default Re: Acne – The Mark of the Devil! - 04-21-2012, 02:43 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
It's literally wheat flour and water.

You can believe anything you want. People have believed weird stuff before. The world is full of freakish superstitions. Maybe those beliefs will keep you company in Hell.

<----- you burning for eternity for believing stupid, archaic superstitions

<------ Satan laughing at your superstitions
Thanks for the permission to believe what I want. But I'm only believing the bible which quotes Jesus calling the bread his own body. If you are denying the words of the bible, which is the word of god, then you are not a true Christian.
Reply With Quote
(#72)
Old
Mary Etheldreda's Avatar
Mary Etheldreda Mary Etheldreda is offline
Gushing for Jesus
 

Protected by JESUS Christian Love Heaven Bound Ready for the Rapture Cleanest Kitchen Ex-Mary Worshipper True Christian™ Real American™ True Christian Caucasian Persecuted Pro-Life Most Obedient Friend of Jesus True Christian Homemaker True Christian Beauty 1st Year Bible College 2nd Year Bible College True Republican Mother of 1 boy or 2.5 girls Quiverful Mother of 2 boys or 5 girls Super Soaker Baptism Award 3rd Year Bible College One Year/1000 posts True Christian Lady Batman Shooting Survivor Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Guns, Guts and GLORY! Proud Niglet Sponsorer Tomato Staker Hatchet Child Rearing Award Kirk Cameron Fan Club Saved 1 Year Prayer Warrior The Al E. Pistle Award for Excellence in Rebuking The Hatchet Child Rearing Award 4th Year Bible College Paula Deen Negro Support Group TC Bravery Touched by Jesus Heart of compassion Babysitter Stamp of Approval Home Schooled Trump of GOD Rick Perry's Niggerhead Ranch The Lord’s Witness Wound The Lord’s Witness Wound Donald Trump 2016! Trumpette Anti-sodomy Mama Grizzly Platinum Tither Best stoning bucket 2015 Witch Hunt Award Hands Off Pastor Ezekiel Crown of Glory Crown of Rejoicing Saved 5 Years BFF of Jesus Gunfest '14 Proud Survivor of the Overwatch Wars Probing for Jesus Wall of Jesus Alternative Facts 20,000 posts Crown of Righteousness Flat Earth Anti-abortion GLORY Hold re-election 2020 for Jesus Team Fortress Rebuker Extraordinaire Proud TP Rebuker for Christ Anti-Biden Public Awareness Medal

 
Posts: 23,730
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Freehold, Iowa
Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: Acne – The Mark of the Devil! - 04-21-2012, 02:46 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Cbeck29 View Post
Thanks for the permission to believe what I want. But I'm only believing the bible which quotes Jesus calling the bread his own body. If you are denying the words of the bible, which is the word of god, then you are not a true Christian.
You're believing what the papists have brainwashed you to believe. Jesus also said you have to be born again but his Apostles didn't try to cram themselves into any cooters.


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

Reply With Quote
(#73)
Old
Cbeck29's Avatar
Cbeck29 Cbeck29 is offline
Confirmed Enemy of God
BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured

Cathlick Cherry-picker Fluffy bunny

 
Posts: 58
Join Date: Apr 2012
Location: Jesus is my god
Cbeck29 is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.Cbeck29 is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.Cbeck29 is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.Cbeck29 is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.Cbeck29 is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.Cbeck29 is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.
Default Re: Acne – The Mark of the Devil! - 04-21-2012, 02:52 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
You're believing what the papists have brainwashed you to believe. Jesus also said you have to be born again but his Apostles didn't try to cram themselves into any cooters.
These words dont come from the pope. They come from The bible. It states that Jesus is bread. It's very plain, it's simply and directly stated. It's the King James bible. Don't you believe the scripture?
Reply With Quote
(#74)
Old
Roberta's Avatar
Roberta Roberta is offline
Anti La Leche League Organizer
True Christian™

True Christian™ Protected by JESUS Heaven Bound Christian Love Real American™ Ready for the Rapture Pro-Life True Christian Lady Virgin True Republican Most Obedient Super Soaker Baptism Award One Year/1000 posts True Christian Beauty Saved 1 Year Best stoning bucket Flat Earth Flat Earth A for Effort Teabag Patriot Hands Off

 
Posts: 1,807
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: VT--the Green Mountain State
Roberta has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureRoberta has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureRoberta has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureRoberta has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureRoberta has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureRoberta has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureRoberta has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureRoberta has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureRoberta has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureRoberta has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureRoberta has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious Rapture
Default Re: Acne – The Mark of the Devil! - 04-21-2012, 02:54 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Cbeck29 View Post
Maybe if you worshiped Jesus as well as accepted others, God would clear up your double chin and sarcastic insults. Practice what you preach.
Also, the "a bread" is actually literally Jesus. It's right in Luke 22:19
Even You must admit that the word "IS" defines Jesus as the bread. It's in the bible.
Playing with yourself and eating fatty foods like they serve at MickeyD's are two of the underlying causes of pus filled whiteheads. Squeezing them only results in crater like disfigurement.

Try to find some HandzOff cream at your local pharmacy. It's numbing effect will greatly alleviate your masturbatory urges. Also, if you have any friends who are altar boys, have them substitute fat free wafers before the transubstantiation is accomplished. They are not as tasty but a whole lot healthier.
Attached Images
 


Come climb my mountains.
Reply With Quote
(#75)
Old
Mary Etheldreda's Avatar
Mary Etheldreda Mary Etheldreda is offline
Gushing for Jesus
 

Protected by JESUS Christian Love Heaven Bound Ready for the Rapture Cleanest Kitchen Ex-Mary Worshipper True Christian™ Real American™ True Christian Caucasian Persecuted Pro-Life Most Obedient Friend of Jesus True Christian Homemaker True Christian Beauty 1st Year Bible College 2nd Year Bible College True Republican Mother of 1 boy or 2.5 girls Quiverful Mother of 2 boys or 5 girls Super Soaker Baptism Award 3rd Year Bible College One Year/1000 posts True Christian Lady Batman Shooting Survivor Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Guns, Guts and GLORY! Proud Niglet Sponsorer Tomato Staker Hatchet Child Rearing Award Kirk Cameron Fan Club Saved 1 Year Prayer Warrior The Al E. Pistle Award for Excellence in Rebuking The Hatchet Child Rearing Award 4th Year Bible College Paula Deen Negro Support Group TC Bravery Touched by Jesus Heart of compassion Babysitter Stamp of Approval Home Schooled Trump of GOD Rick Perry's Niggerhead Ranch The Lord’s Witness Wound The Lord’s Witness Wound Donald Trump 2016! Trumpette Anti-sodomy Mama Grizzly Platinum Tither Best stoning bucket 2015 Witch Hunt Award Hands Off Pastor Ezekiel Crown of Glory Crown of Rejoicing Saved 5 Years BFF of Jesus Gunfest '14 Proud Survivor of the Overwatch Wars Probing for Jesus Wall of Jesus Alternative Facts 20,000 posts Crown of Righteousness Flat Earth Anti-abortion GLORY Hold re-election 2020 for Jesus Team Fortress Rebuker Extraordinaire Proud TP Rebuker for Christ Anti-Biden Public Awareness Medal

 
Posts: 23,730
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Freehold, Iowa
Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: Acne – The Mark of the Devil! - 04-21-2012, 02:59 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Cbeck29 View Post
These words dont come from the pope. They come from The bible. It states that Jesus is bread. It's very plain, it's simply and directly stated. It's the King James bible. Don't you believe the scripture?
They are taken out of context in the Holy Bible, by the pope and all his little cardinals. Do you see any passages from Paul or Peter or James or John or anyone in the New Testament talk about the "literal body and blood, soul and divinity" in the eucharist? No, because unlike the Roman cult that came after, the Apostles didn't worship the bread as some kind of sun-worship as was common to was common in Mithraism and Osiris worship.



Photo of the "sun worship" pagan roots in the catholic mass:

<----- the bread put in there for all the people to worship on the altar while the priest babbled on in Latin for centuries


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

Reply With Quote
(#76)
Old
Cbeck29's Avatar
Cbeck29 Cbeck29 is offline
Confirmed Enemy of God
BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured

Cathlick Cherry-picker Fluffy bunny

 
Posts: 58
Join Date: Apr 2012
Location: Jesus is my god
Cbeck29 is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.Cbeck29 is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.Cbeck29 is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.Cbeck29 is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.Cbeck29 is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.Cbeck29 is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.
Default Re: Acne – The Mark of the Devil! - 04-21-2012, 03:38 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
You're believing what the papists have brainwashed you to believe. Jesus also said you have to be born again but his Apostles didn't try to cram themselves into any cooters.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Roberta View Post
Playing with yourself and eating fatty foods like they serve at MickeyD's are two of the underlying causes of pus filled whiteheads. Squeezing them only results in crater like disfigurement.
Brainwashed? I'm brainwashed because I know for a fact that acne is hormonal, or the earth is round?
You cultish dumbasses are the most brainwashed sacks of dumb shit to ever blight the Midwestern united states.
Any grown person who has been outside of the fence of your baptist commune knows for a fact that acne is not a satanic punishment. The field of medicine is a true, existing field of practice,
and globes are not novelty items sold in gag shops, they are accurate models of the earth.
You dumbass brainwashed imbosiles know nothing other than what your cult leaders have taught you from birth to the fat state in which you know exist. Have fun being an ignorant dumb, fugly slob in your cult. You pieces of shit are the most insufferable group with which I have ever had the unpleasant and shockingly awakening experience that there area people so dumb that actually live and breath in our country and are allowed to reproduce.
You people have threads dedicated to the hatred of Jews, blacks, Lutherans, Catholics, Europeans, africans, etc.
Have you ever stopped to wonder if maybe the rest of the world isn't the problem. Why is it that we have global cooperation, and yet your demented cult needs a fence to keep normal people out and keep you whack job psycho bitches in?
Rather than eliminating those who you see as problems, you should realize that you and your entire cult are the most screwed up group to ever live. You want to really know what god wants. He called me up on my cell phone, from the other side of this round world, and told me my skin has cleared up since I started using proactive. As an aside, he assured me that Catholicism is the religion he loves and that Mary is alive. He continued to tell me that you crazy whores need to be contained. He commands that any of your potential offspring be limited, and that a rusty coat hanger be your best prenatal care, to prevent more inbreeding of your horrific and shocking race of idiots. Your pastors, ministers, and your own fathers have brainwashed you into believing the sick shit that you preach. Get a handle on your life. Pack a handkerchief on a stick, throw it over your shoulder, and get yourself out of the commune. Find a city, find people, find a museum. Visit a planetarium. You will be amazed when you realize the truths of the physical world around you.
The sciences and objective truths of the world will shock and disappoint you,
You will realize that the shit spewing out of your mouth is the most contradictory bullshit ever spoken.
You think I am brainwashed by the papacy. Negative, At least I can function in society. It is you, you stupid shit, who believes that Satan punishes with acne and that the world is flat. You have clearly been brainwashed by your grandfather, father, brother, and husband. Disgustingly enough, I believe those four personas are the same exact inbred disgusting cult whore. I am aghast that such useless shit brained arguments for insanity are conceived in the minds of denizens of my own country.
I'm surprised you didn't get the shit beat out of you for being a complete whack job. You clearly spent your entire sad excuse for existence isolated amongst people whose retardation matches only your own.
I guarantee you were all cult schooled and never saw the walls of any organized state run educational institution.
I can't believe they allow to even vote.
F*** you all and goodnight.
Reply With Quote
(#77)
Old
Pastor Ezekiel's Avatar
Pastor Ezekiel Pastor Ezekiel is offline
Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
 

One Year/1000 posts Ribfest '09 1st Year Bible College 2nd Year Bible College 3rd Year Bible College 4th Year Bible College Saved 1 Year Long service medal, 3rd class Christian Love True Christian™ The Al E. Pistle Award for Excellence in Rebuking Real American™ True Heterosexual™ Tithing Manager 2008 Witch Hunt Award Gunfest '09 Senior Pastor Mission to Australia Heaven Bound Tagging for Jesus The Lord’s Witness Wound Home Schooled Punched the most queers TC Bravery Protected by JESUS Pastor of GOD Ex-Masturbator Jailed for JESUS Super Soaker Baptism Award Ready for the Rapture True Christian Caucasian Teabag Patriot 20,000 posts Friend of Jesus 2010 Witch Hunt Award Flat Earth 50,000 posts Tell her once Persecuted Porn Resistant Mission to Japan Pro-Life Mission to Las Vegas True Christian Provider™ award True Scientist™ Eats the Most Pork 2011 Witch Hunt Award Outreach preacher Special Mission (North Korea) Golden Bear Award True Republican Batman Shooting Survivor Sons of Liberty Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Guns, Guts and GLORY! WisconSIN Shooting survivor Proud Niglet Sponsorer Truck Stop Ministry Member Hatchet Child Rearing Award Kirk Cameron Fan Club In Love With Zeke Bear Prayer Warrior 2012 Witch Hunt Award Man of the Year True Christian Hotrodder Paula Deen Negro Support Group Gator Touched by Jesus 75,000 posts Man of the Year Babysitter 2014 Witch Hunt Award Stamp of Approval Mission to Korea Trump of GOD Uber Angels Driver Rick Perry's Niggerhead Ranch Roper Crossburn Donald Trump 2016! Pancake Dinner Anti-sodomy Hands Off 2015 Witch Hunt Award Pastor Ezekiel Golden Bear Award Mission Long service medal, 2nd class Aardvark Asked questions later Heart of compassion Crown of Righteousness The Crown of Crowns Crown of Glory Crown of Incorruptibility Crown of Rejoicing Crown of Life BFF of Jesus Proud Survivor of the Overwatch Wars Probing for Jesus Wall of Jesus Alternative Facts Saved 10 Years Hold re-election 2020 for Jesus Hold re-election 2020 for Jesus Proud TP Rebuker for Christ Mission to the Philippines Clorox Cured Me QAnon Storm Chaser Anti-Biden British Royalty

 
Posts: 79,909
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Freehold, Iowa
Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: Acne – The Mark of the Devil! - 04-21-2012, 03:47 AM

Dear Godmocking Whore;

Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and bowing down to statues of Mary to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

Quote:
Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!
Reply With Quote
(#78)
Old
Cbeck29's Avatar
Cbeck29 Cbeck29 is offline
Confirmed Enemy of God
BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured

Cathlick Cherry-picker Fluffy bunny

 
Posts: 58
Join Date: Apr 2012
Location: Jesus is my god
Cbeck29 is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.Cbeck29 is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.Cbeck29 is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.Cbeck29 is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.Cbeck29 is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.Cbeck29 is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.
Default Re: Acne – The Mark of the Devil! - 04-21-2012, 03:55 AM

You pompous hillbilly dumbass. You need to stop. Yu think you can control me, you can't even control yourself. You and your cult don't even have clue on how the world really works. This crazy forum is like the footloose town times a hundred. It's just intolerable, insufferable, idiots who don't give a damn what you have to say, and have no intention of having a rational argument. It's probably because there's not a rational bone in you. You inbred retards don't have a freaking clue. You think you know what god wants, but you delusion psychos are only repeating what your cult leaders made up
Reply With Quote
(#79)
Old
Pastor Ezekiel's Avatar
Pastor Ezekiel Pastor Ezekiel is offline
Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
 

One Year/1000 posts Ribfest '09 1st Year Bible College 2nd Year Bible College 3rd Year Bible College 4th Year Bible College Saved 1 Year Long service medal, 3rd class Christian Love True Christian™ The Al E. Pistle Award for Excellence in Rebuking Real American™ True Heterosexual™ Tithing Manager 2008 Witch Hunt Award Gunfest '09 Senior Pastor Mission to Australia Heaven Bound Tagging for Jesus The Lord’s Witness Wound Home Schooled Punched the most queers TC Bravery Protected by JESUS Pastor of GOD Ex-Masturbator Jailed for JESUS Super Soaker Baptism Award Ready for the Rapture True Christian Caucasian Teabag Patriot 20,000 posts Friend of Jesus 2010 Witch Hunt Award Flat Earth 50,000 posts Tell her once Persecuted Porn Resistant Mission to Japan Pro-Life Mission to Las Vegas True Christian Provider™ award True Scientist™ Eats the Most Pork 2011 Witch Hunt Award Outreach preacher Special Mission (North Korea) Golden Bear Award True Republican Batman Shooting Survivor Sons of Liberty Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Guns, Guts and GLORY! WisconSIN Shooting survivor Proud Niglet Sponsorer Truck Stop Ministry Member Hatchet Child Rearing Award Kirk Cameron Fan Club In Love With Zeke Bear Prayer Warrior 2012 Witch Hunt Award Man of the Year True Christian Hotrodder Paula Deen Negro Support Group Gator Touched by Jesus 75,000 posts Man of the Year Babysitter 2014 Witch Hunt Award Stamp of Approval Mission to Korea Trump of GOD Uber Angels Driver Rick Perry's Niggerhead Ranch Roper Crossburn Donald Trump 2016! Pancake Dinner Anti-sodomy Hands Off 2015 Witch Hunt Award Pastor Ezekiel Golden Bear Award Mission Long service medal, 2nd class Aardvark Asked questions later Heart of compassion Crown of Righteousness The Crown of Crowns Crown of Glory Crown of Incorruptibility Crown of Rejoicing Crown of Life BFF of Jesus Proud Survivor of the Overwatch Wars Probing for Jesus Wall of Jesus Alternative Facts Saved 10 Years Hold re-election 2020 for Jesus Hold re-election 2020 for Jesus Proud TP Rebuker for Christ Mission to the Philippines Clorox Cured Me QAnon Storm Chaser Anti-Biden British Royalty

 
Posts: 79,909
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Freehold, Iowa
Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: Acne – The Mark of the Devil! - 04-21-2012, 03:59 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Cbeck29 View Post
You pompous hillbilly dumbass. You need to stop. Yu think you can control me, you can't even control yourself. You and your cult don't even have clue on how the world really works. This crazy forum is like the footloose town times a hundred. It's just intolerable, insufferable, idiots who don't give a damn what you have to say, and have no intention of having a rational argument. It's probably because there's not a rational bone in you. You inbred retards don't have a freaking clue. You think you know what god wants, but you delusion psychos are only repeating what your cult leaders made up
Dear Godmocking Papist Whore;

Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and spitting in Christ's Loving face to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

Quote:
Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!
Reply With Quote
(#80)
Old
Cbeck29's Avatar
Cbeck29 Cbeck29 is offline
Confirmed Enemy of God
BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured

Cathlick Cherry-picker Fluffy bunny

 
Posts: 58
Join Date: Apr 2012
Location: Jesus is my god
Cbeck29 is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.Cbeck29 is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.Cbeck29 is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.Cbeck29 is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.Cbeck29 is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.Cbeck29 is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.
Default Re: Acne – The Mark of the Devil! - 04-21-2012, 04:07 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
Dear Godmocking Papist Whore;

Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and spitting in Christ's Loving face to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.



Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel
I get cited for vile repetition, and then you get off posting this shit? You idiot! All you f***ing people have to say around here is the same shit for every argument! Because you actually know nothing. Beyond what you've learned being homeschooled by your retarded mom and father, you don't know shit. You guys talk out your asses like you actually have God sitting with you. Delusional freaks! Only Catholics can experience life. Because we are allowed out of the fundamental baptist brainwashing centers and can live lives. While you crazy assholes are busy memorizing the cult's customs of inbreeding and intolerance, I am out in the world. Learning, knowing, being. You idiots just sit under a rock and live from the bubble that your cult has created around you. I can't believe you monkeys even have the intelligence to type coherent sentences on a computer. Oh wait, you don't! Everything you post is complete nonsense! Threaten me with your false damnations. The number of people who like you equals the number of shits I give-- none!
Reply With Quote
Reply

Bookmarks

Tags
pimples, plagues, teenage ruffians, zits

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Find Additional Forums Here



Powered by Jesus - vBulletin® Version 3.8.9
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
vBulletin Skin developed by: vBStyles.com
Content Landover Baptist Forums © 1620, 2022 all rights reserved