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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 06-27-2010, 02:30 PM

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And where is the facts about gay-couple raping?
You're part of the gay-couple that rapes, so there is your fact!
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 06-27-2010, 02:44 PM

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Why would one need to go to a place in order to know it's not an amazing place? Have you been to Iran and lived there for 15 years? If not, don't you agree it's a bad place to live?
If you haven't seen the place, haven't experienced it with your own eyes, how can you say it's a bad place? What about the media.. They're probaly trying to blur the truth?

The danish people, by the way, has been measured as the most happy citizen of an state / country in the entire world.
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 06-27-2010, 03:07 PM

I'm part of a gay-couple? And you base that extraordinary wisdom on.. wut?!
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 06-27-2010, 03:26 PM

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If you haven't seen the place, haven't experienced it with your own eyes, how can you say it's a bad place? What about the media.. They're probaly trying to blur the truth?
Answer that question about Iran then. Would you like to live there for 15 years?

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And how many worship God? You can't be happy!

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I'm part of a gay-couple? And you base that extraordinary wisdom on.. wut?!
Based on your posting style, I know when someone is a homosexual!
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 06-28-2010, 03:39 PM

This post about Denmark don't make me angry, but very sad.
It is very sad to see an adult person have the need to pick on others, just to feel better about him self.
It is even more sad when this person is supposed to be a christian believer, and is writting on a christen forum.
This behavor is normal only seen from troubled children in schools.

It is even more sad to see the ones that agree with him, and find his behavor correct for a christian believer.
I find it very sadly that a young girl like Felicity is so influenced by her upbringing, that she can agree with a man like Cranky Old Man.
She agree with a man that in his signatur write: women should newer be on the internet!
A man that think it is ok to rape womens, if the man will married the woman later on.

Being a good christian is not about how good or correct you look compared to others, it is about how you are inside you self.
If you want to be a good christian, then start by bing a better person you self, and don't judge others.
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 06-28-2010, 03:45 PM

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The danish people, by the way, has been measured as the most happy citizen of an state / country in the entire world.
Because they are content with Godless anarchy.


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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 06-28-2010, 06:05 PM

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This post about Denmark don't make me angry, but very sad.
It is very sad to see an adult person have the need to pick on others, just to feel better about him self.
It is even more sad when this person is supposed to be a christian believer, and is writting on a christen forum.
This behavor is normal only seen from troubled children in schools.

It is even more sad to see the ones that agree with him, and find his behavor correct for a christian believer.
I find it very sadly that a young girl like Felicity is so influenced by her upbringing, that she can agree with a man like Cranky Old Man.
She agree with a man that in his signatur write: women should newer be on the internet!
A man that think it is ok to rape womens, if the man will married the woman later on.

Being a good christian is not about how good or correct you look compared to others, it is about how you are inside you self.
If you want to be a good christian, then start by bing a better person you self, and don't judge others.
Don't worry, these people will notice one day.
They even claim that " hitting a baby 16 weeks before it's born is okay...
Hit the woman with a stick on the belly, hard so the child will notice..."
I wonder if god would ask you to do that.. the baby will die :\

This forum is awkward for sure.
You're not the only country they mock, they mock the netherlands/belgium and france.
They even say god hates soccer....
I'm glad I'm from the netherlands.
And to bad I'm a half blood dutch/american, after reading this I really dislike american's..


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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 06-28-2010, 06:17 PM

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It is very sad to see an adult person have the need to pick on others, just to feel better about him self.
I assure you I felt terrible after I did my research on Denmark. Doing work for The LORD can be very tough.

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I find it very sadly that a young girl like Felicity is so influenced by her upbringing, that she can agree with a man like Cranky Old Man.
What is wrong with children knowing the truth? Why do Danes prefer lies?

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A man that think it is ok to rape womens, if the man will married the woman later on.
Don't talk nonsense. It is never ok to rape a woman. Anyone who does such a thing should be punished by being forced to marry his victim.

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If you want to be a good christian, then start by bing a better person you self, and don't judge others.
So according to you a "good Christian" should ignore the clear instructions in God's Holy Bible?

Leviticus 19:15 "In righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour."

John 7:24 "Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment."

2nd Timothy 4:1-2 "I charge thee therefore before God, and the Lord Jesus Christ, who shall judge the quick and the dead at his appearing and his kingdom; Preach the word; be instant in season, out of season; reprove, rebuke, exhort with all long suffering and doctrine."


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To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 06-28-2010, 06:18 PM

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Don't worry, these people will notice one day.
They even claim that " hitting a baby 16 weeks before it's born is okay...
Hit the woman with a stick on the belly, hard so the child will notice..."
I wonder if god would ask you to do that.. the baby will die :\

This forum is awkward for sure.
You're not the only country they mock, they mock the netherlands/belgium and france.
They even say god hates soccer....
I'm glad I'm from the netherlands.
And to bad I'm a half blood dutch/american, after reading this I really dislike american's..
I find it appaling that you would come here and persecute us for our beliefs. But I thank you for your persecution just the same. Indeed, we are blessed by it, according to our Father:

Matthew 5:9-12 (King James Version)

9Blessed are the peacemakers: for they shall be called the children of God.
10Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
11Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake. 12Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.

Surely, you will be damned though.


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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 06-29-2010, 06:15 AM

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What is wrong with children knowing the truth? Why do Danes prefer lies?
There is nothing wrong about childring knowing the full truth.
The problem is when they only are presented for a false truth, and are prevented for seeking the truth else where.


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Don't talk nonsense. It is never ok to rape a woman. Anyone who does such a thing should be punished by being forced to marry his victim.
So a man that can't find him self a wife, can just go and rape a woman, and the be "punished" / rewarded with the marrige to this woman.
What about the woman, maybe she don't wan't to marriage a violent man, maybe she want to select her own husband.

Many of the rules in the bible is not dirrect comands from god, but are rules for a behavor, that either pleased the current ruler, or could make the community woork better at that time in histori, when that version of the bible was writting.

The bible have been translated and rewritting so many times, and each time it have been ajusted to the current ruler and how the community worked at that that time in history.

Keep in mind that God is loving and mercifull, and is preaching peace on earth.
And that peace on earth, is not one that shall be won in war against the none beliavers.
If you use that informations as a filter, that you read your version of the bible though, then you should be able to find the real words from God.
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 06-29-2010, 06:36 AM

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The bible have been translated and rewritting so many times, and each time it have been ajusted to the current ruler and how the community worked at that that time in history.
You just made that up and it's a lie meant to discredit Christianity. Can you imagine how quickly you'd have a terrorist bomber at your door if you said the same thing about the Quran?


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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 06-29-2010, 06:46 AM

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There is nothing wrong about childring knowing the full truth.
The problem is when they only are presented for a false truth, and are prevented for seeking the truth else where.
What sort of truth is that? It's isn't the Truth of the Word of God!

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So a man that can't find him self a wife, can just go and rape a woman, and the be "punished" / rewarded with the marrige to this woman.
How is that a reward? He is stuck with the strumpet all his days! He cannot put her away ever.

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What about the woman, maybe she don't wan't to marriage a violent man, maybe she want to select her own husband.
According to the Bible, it's not up to her. Exodus 21 clearly says that the young woman's life is not hers to choose. Why do you hate what God has to say so much?

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7And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the menservants do.
8If she please not her master, who hath betrothed her to himself, then shall he let her be redeemed: to sell her unto a strange nation he shall have no power, seeing he hath dealt deceitfully with her.
9And if he have betrothed her unto his son, he shall deal with her after the manner of daughters.
10If he take him another wife; her food, her raiment, and her duty of marriage, shall he not diminish.
11And if he do not these three unto her, then shall she go out free without money.

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Many of the rules in the bible is not dirrect comands from god, but are rules for a behavor, that either pleased the current ruler, or could make the community woork better at that time in histori, when that version of the bible was writting.
I see. Next you will be telling me that Jesus did not indeed rise from the dead. If the Old Testament laws are not to be taken seriously, then what else is "metaphorical" and meant to not be taken literally?


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Keep in mind that God is loving and mercifull, and is preaching peace on earth.
And that peace on earth, is not one that shall be won in war against the none beliavers.
I guess you haven't bothered to read the Book. So sad.

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Revelation 19
11And I saw heaven opened, and behold a white horse; and he that sat upon him was called Faithful and True, and in righteousness he doth judge and make war.
12His eyes were as a flame of fire, and on his head were many crowns; and he had a name written, that no man knew, but he himself.
13And he was clothed with a vesture dipped in blood: and his name is called The Word of God.
14And the armies which were in heaven followed him upon white horses, clothed in fine linen, white and clean.
15And out of his mouth goeth a sharp sword, that with it he should smite the nations: and he shall rule them with a rod of iron: and he treadeth the winepress of the fierceness and wrath of Almighty God.


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If you use that informations as a filter, that you read your version of the bible though, then you should be able to find the real words from God.
Now I'm intrigued. What version of the Bible should we use? Some filtered watered down version where you get to decide what is right or not?


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So a man that can't find him self a wife, can just go and rape a woman, and the be "punished" / rewarded with the marrige to this woman.
What about the woman, maybe she don't wan't to marriage a violent man, maybe she want to select her own husband.

Many of the rules in the bible is not dirrect comands from god, but are rules for a behavor, that either pleased the current ruler, or could make the community woork better at that time in histori, when that version of the bible was writting.

The bible have been translated and rewritting so many times, and each time it have been ajusted to the current ruler and how the community worked at that that time in history.

Keep in mind that God is loving and mercifull, and is preaching peace on earth.
And that peace on earth, is not one that shall be won in war against the none beliavers.
If you use that informations as a filter, that you read your version of the bible though, then you should be able to find the real words from God.
Hello dear. How are you today? Welcome to a truly blessed corner of the interweb. Here you have the chance to meet True Christians™ and gather wisdom and knowledge on how to be SAVED Before you do anything alse though, and barge into someone's conversation, you should introduce yourself. It's the polite thing to do. This is a friendly place and you will feel the love if only you act politely.

Now to your question. If you take the time to look around you will see that this specific subject is dealt with elsewhere and I can assure you that you will discover that it is Gods will that the happy couple get married as soon as possible after the "rape" But you are right, of cause the man should be punished for not waiting till after the marrige. This is why our Lord commands that he pays money as well

Deuteronomy 22:29 Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel's father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her, he may not put her away all his days

So there you have it. Now go introduce yourself or recieve a glorious spanking.

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I see. Next you will be telling me that Jesus did not indeed rise from the dead. If the Old Testament laws are not to be taken seriously, then what else is "metaphorical" and meant to not be taken literally?
Let answer your quastions with a new quastion.
Why have you chosen the KJV1611 as your bible?
What is changed in this version of the bible compared to the older versions, that make you want to follow this version?

The KJV1611 version is made so it fit the way of living at that period.
Today 400 years later the way of living is another.
If the bible was rewritting today, womens would be eaquel to men in all ways.
It would be highlited that it is a sin to waste water and energy and other natural secources, because it would fit the way we live today.
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 06-29-2010, 07:48 AM

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Let answer your quastions with a new quastion.
Why have you chosen the KJV1611 as your bible?
What is changed in this version of the bible compared to the older versions, that make you want to follow this version?

I don't always read the KJV. I will be glad to speak with you about any version written in English.

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The KJV1611 version is made so it fit the way of living at that period.
Today 400 years later the way of living is another.
If the bible was rewritting today, womens would be eaquel to men in all ways.
It would be highlited that it is a sin to waste water and energy and other natural secources, because it would fit the way we live today.
I see. Can you find any scriptures from any other translation of the Bible in English that support your view?


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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 06-29-2010, 10:05 AM

Every new translate do change a little.
It may not be much, but slowly the meaning can change.

http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/...29&version=KJV
Deuteronomy 22:28-29 (King James Version)


28If a man find a damsel that is a virgin, which is not betrothed, and lay hold on her, and lie with her, and they be found;
29Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel's father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her, he may not put her away all his days.


http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/...29&version=NIV
Deuteronomy 22:28-29 (New International Version)

28 If a man happens to meet a virgin who is not pledged to be married and rapes her and they are discovered,
29 he shall pay the girl's father fifty shekels of silver. [a] He must marry the girl, for he has violated her. He can never divorce her as long as he lives.

http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/...29&version=NLT
Deuteronomy 22:28-29 (New Living Translation)

28 “Suppose a man has intercourse with a young woman who is a virgin but is not engaged to be married. If they are discovered,
29 he must pay her father fifty pieces of silver.[a] Then he must marry the young woman because he violated her, and he may never divorce her as long as he lives.


Here are 3 exsamples of changes from translating:

In King James version the man must not put her away (not hide her)

In new international version the man must not divorce her (he can hide her)

In the new living translating the man don't even need to rape the woman, it is enough that they have volunteered intercourse.
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 06-29-2010, 10:41 AM

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Here are 3 exsamples of changes from translating:

In King James version the man must not put her away (not hide her)

In new international version the man must not divorce her (he can hide her)

In the new living translating the man don't even need to rape the woman, it is enough that they have volunteered intercourse.
You are mistaken. Of course, all three of these translations apply to both rape and voluntary intercourse, as none of the former two translations says anything about what the girl thinks of it.

And "putting away" in this context means the same thing as "divorcing."

So, for this particular Passage, there isn't really a difference. Of course, there are numerous other Passages where translations do differ, which is why the NIV and the NLT are demonic.


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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 06-29-2010, 10:49 AM

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Every new translate do change a little.
It may not be much, but slowly the meaning can change.

http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/...29&version=KJV
Deuteronomy 22:28-29 (King James Version)


28If a man find a damsel that is a virgin, which is not betrothed, and lay hold on her, and lie with her, and they be found;
29Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel's father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her, he may not put her away all his days.


http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/...29&version=NIV
Deuteronomy 22:28-29 (New International Version)

28 If a man happens to meet a virgin who is not pledged to be married and rapes her and they are discovered,
29 he shall pay the girl's father fifty shekels of silver. [a] He must marry the girl, for he has violated her. He can never divorce her as long as he lives.

http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/...29&version=NLT
Deuteronomy 22:28-29 (New Living Translation)

28 “Suppose a man has intercourse with a young woman who is a virgin but is not engaged to be married. If they are discovered,
29 he must pay her father fifty pieces of silver.[a] Then he must marry the young woman because he violated her, and he may never divorce her as long as he lives.


Here are 3 exsamples of changes from translating:

In King James version the man must not put her away (not hide her)

In new international version the man must not divorce her (he can hide her)

In the new living translating the man don't even need to rape the woman, it is enough that they have volunteered intercourse.
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 06-29-2010, 05:43 PM

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Every new translate do change a little.
It may not be much, but slowly the meaning can change.


Here are 3 exsamples of changes from translating:

In King James version the man must not put her away (not hide her)

In new international version the man must not divorce her (he can hide her)

In the new living translating the man don't even need to rape the woman, it is enough that they have volunteered intercourse.
Amen. That is why we proclaim the KJV1611 Bible as the one true Word of God. Please read my sermon on the subject HERE.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Amen. That is why we proclaim the KJV1611 Bible as the one true Word of God. Please read my sermon on the subject HERE.
Is there any reason to doubt the KJV1611?
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