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Default Difficult Confession - 05-08-2007, 02:43 PM
I have a difficult confession to make. I have said some hurtful, inappropriate, and outright wrong things in the past. I have been here under other names. Specifically:

Aether
Brother_Cochran (Quarantined)
Daniel (On Moderation)
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Silent Shadow (Banned)
Spader (On Moderation)
TrueChristian16 (Banned)

I have fully repented and been forgiven, but I thought you all should know. Sorry.
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Default Re: Difficult Confession - 05-08-2007, 02:46 PM
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Is that the same Daniel that Allie ate?

O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Default Re: Difficult Confession - 05-08-2007, 02:51 PM
Yes, it's me.
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Default Re: Difficult Confession - 05-08-2007, 03:17 PM
Well, color us shocked.
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Default Re: Difficult Confession - 05-08-2007, 04:36 PM
What hateful things did you say? As I missed all those short-lived sock-puppets.

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Default Re: Difficult Confession - 05-08-2007, 06:18 PM
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Yes, it's me.
Praise! Much like his Biblical namesake, he has emerged unharmed from the witches' den!

O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Default Re: Difficult Confession - 05-08-2007, 06:19 PM
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I have a difficult confession to make. I have said some hurtful, inappropriate, and outright wrong things in the past. I have been here under other names. Specifically:

Aether
Brother_Cochran (Quarantined)
Daniel (On Moderation)
run2him (Banned)
Silent Shadow (Banned)
Spader (On Moderation)
TrueChristian16 (Banned)

I have fully repented and been forgiven, but I thought you all should know. Sorry.
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My name is Silent Shadow. I am an extremely liberal democrat. I do not believe in Christianity and I am Gothic. I never gave Christianity a chance. That is why I am here.
PRAISE JESUS!!!

Brother Samuel's honest and truthful confession clearly proves that the power of Christ can heal even the toughest sinners.

Brother Samuel, you make God and heaven happy!

Either what woman having ten pieces of silver, if she lose one piece, doth not light a candle, and sweep the house, and seek diligently till she find it?
And when she hath found it, she calleth her friends and her neighbours together, saying, Rejoice with me; for I have found the piece which I had lost.
Likewise, I say unto you, there is joy in the presence of the angels of God over one sinner that repenteth.
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Default Re: Difficult Confession - 05-09-2007, 03:55 AM
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I have a difficult confession to make. I have said some hurtful, inappropriate, and outright wrong things in the past. I have been here under other names. Specifically:

Aether
Brother_Cochran (Quarantined)
Daniel (On Moderation)
run2him (Banned)
Silent Shadow (Banned)
Spader (On Moderation)
TrueChristian16 (Banned)

I have fully repented and been forgiven, but I thought you all should know. Sorry.
Ah HA!!
I knew there was something off about you, BS! So you're little boy, hmm? Should have known...


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Default Re: Difficult Confession - 05-13-2007, 05:35 PM
Alright, you've apologized to us. But have you apologized to Jesus? Making things right with us won't do you a lick of good unless you've made things right with Him.

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