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Unicorns are not "cute" They are a terrible tool from God. -
09-26-2006, 12:46 PM
I'm tired of Homers and witches and Walt Disney trying to make unicorns some kind of cute warm fuzzy animal. This is what God says:
Isaiah 34:7
And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness.
Does that sound cute? No! A Unicorn is a mean beast!
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5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Re: Unicorns are not "cute" They are a terrible tool from God. -
09-26-2006, 01:26 PM
PRAISE JESUS!! I share your outrage Brother Eliot! Look in any frilly gift shop and you'll see pink plastic unicorns, waiting to convert little boys into the nightmare world of sodomy.
The REAL unicorns were a manly, masculine beast, as the Holy Word of God tells us.
Numbers 23:22 God brought them out of Egypt; he hath as it were the strength of an unicorn.
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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Unicorns are not "cute" They are a terrible tool from God. -
09-26-2006, 01:45 PM
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PRAISE JESUS!! I share your outrage Brother Eliot! Look in any frilly gift shop and you'll see pink plastic unicorns, waiting to convert little boys into the nightmare world of sodomy.
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It gets worse. Atheists, in their more candid moments, admit that they worship a demon called the Invisible Pink Unicorn. That proves that this is all part of a seamless web of evil, cast by the devil himself.
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Re: Unicorns are not "cute" They are a terrible tool from God. -
09-26-2006, 04:05 PM
Whats next? Teddy Bears being cursed by the devil?
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Re: Unicorns are not "cute" They are a terrible tool from God. -
09-26-2006, 04:13 PM
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Whats next? Teddy Bears being cursed by the devil?
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Actually, Ixi, if you ever put away your candles, crystals, and Silver Ravenwolf books long enough to read Scripture, you'd know that bears are not cute little stuffed toys, but instruments of Divine wrath:
II Kings 2:23-24: And he went up from thence unto Bethel: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head. And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the LORD. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them.
Now, do you have any other ridiculously easily answered questions for us?
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Re: Unicorns are not "cute" They are a terrible tool from God. -
09-26-2006, 04:15 PM
Unicorns are awesome! They don't even exist!
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Re: Unicorns are not "cute" They are a terrible tool from God. -
09-26-2006, 04:30 PM
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Unicorns are awesome! They don't even exist!
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They're awesome, and they don't even exist? You're even further gone than I thought.
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Re: Unicorns are not "cute" They are a terrible tool from God. -
09-26-2006, 04:41 PM
In stories thier awesome.
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Re: Unicorns are not "cute" They are a terrible tool from God. -
09-26-2006, 05:27 PM
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In stories they're awesome.
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Oh, I get it. You care what those "stories" say, but you don't care what the Holy Bible says. Let's see how "awesome" you find hell to be.
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Re: Unicorns are not "cute" They are a terrible tool from God. -
09-26-2006, 05:35 PM
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In stories thier awesome.
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Awesome as in going around looking for virgins to violate with that horn of theirs? Or what do you think the phrase "conduct themselves familiarly" means?
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Re: Unicorns are not "cute" They are a terrible tool from God. -
09-26-2006, 06:49 PM
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In stories thier awesome.
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Ixcki, I know what you are referring to. HAIRY POTTER! A series of books written by an English witch. THROW THOSE BOOKS AWAY! THEY WILL LEAD YOU STRAIGHT TO HELL!
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Re: Unicorns are not "cute" They are a terrible tool from God. -
09-27-2006, 02:50 AM
Actually, there is speculation that there might indeed have been unicorns, though now extinct, although there is no evidence for it.
If they existed, it's possible they were a mutation of some sort.
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Re: Unicorns are not "cute" They are a terrible tool from God. -
09-27-2006, 03:03 AM
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Actually, there is speculation that there might indeed have been unicorns, though now extinct, although there is no evidence for it.
If they existed, it's possible they were a mutation of some sort.
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So you are willing to speculate that unicorns, which are first mentioned in the Bible may have existed but the INSPIRATION for the Bible itself doesn't?
I have heard speculation that a woman with a functional brain might indeed have existed, though now extinct, although there is no evidence for it.
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Re: Unicorns are not "cute" They are a terrible tool from God. -
09-27-2006, 04:14 AM
I said it is speculated that unicorns existed. The bible is so full of illogical things, contradictions, and soforth. There is much to support the fact that the bible is a bunch of balderdash.
I'm not saying I believe in unicorns 100%, merely stating that it is not impossible that they MIGHT have existed.
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Re: Unicorns are not "cute" They are a terrible tool from God. -
09-27-2006, 04:26 AM
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Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing
I said it is speculated that unicorns existed. The bible is so full of illogical things, contradictions, and soforth. There is much to support the fact that the bible is a bunch of balderdash.
I'm not saying I believe in unicorns 100%, merely stating that it is not impossible that they MIGHT have existed.
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So.....unicorns, first described in the BIBLE may have existed. Do you agree thus far?
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Re: Unicorns are not "cute" They are a terrible tool from God. -
09-27-2006, 04:34 AM
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So.....unicorns, first described in the BIBLE may have existed. Do you agree thus far?
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Unicorns are not "cute" They are a terrible tool from God. -
09-27-2006, 05:38 AM
Unicorns are so poweful in fact they may convince Van Hellbent that the Bible is true!
Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
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Re: Unicorns are not "cute" They are a terrible tool from God. -
09-27-2006, 06:45 AM
And who says unicorns were first mentioned in the bible, huh?
Unicorns were first mentioned more than two thousand years ago by Greek physician Ctesias in 398 BC.
Once more, the bible plagiarizes the ancient Greeks.
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Re: Unicorns are not "cute" They are a terrible tool from God. -
09-27-2006, 06:54 AM
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And who says unicorns were first mentioned in the bible, huh?
Unicorns were first mentioned more than two thousand years ago by Greek physician Ctesias in 398 BC.
Once more, the bible plagiarizes the ancient Greeks.
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OK, so do you agree that Unicorns were mentioned BEFORE the Bible and IN the Bible and may possibly have existed?
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Re: Unicorns are not "cute" They are a terrible tool from God. -
09-27-2006, 06:57 AM
ARGH!! People, animals, plants and trees were all mentioned before the bible and definitely exist as you know.....something being mentioned in the bible does not provide evidence that the bible is true.
Something being mentioned BEFORE the bible and then IN the bible just shows that the writers of the bible were plagiarists!!
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