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Re: Disgusting Dolls Teach Children to Sin!!! -
07-31-2009, 05:00 PM
Here's another entry in the disgusting dolls genre:
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Hello Dollies - Introducing the Fetus and Breast-Feeding Dolls
So much for Raggedy Ann. Playing with dolls is serious business these days. In Spain, a toy maker hopes a new breast-feeding doll will instill in little girls the idea that, when the time comes, they should nurse their newborns. Meanwhile, in Brazil, doctors are giving expectant moms a chance to hold life-sized, plaster models of their fetuses, thanks to a new 3-D imaging technology.
An amazing new scanning technique allows expectant mothers to hold a life-size model of their unborn child. Credit: RCA/Rex Features / Rex USA
The Bebé Glotón, the breast-feeding doll, which translates from Spanish to mean Glutton Baby, comes with a snazzy halter top - adorned with daisies for nipples - that little girls wear while they pretend to breast-feed. According to thingamababy.com, the doll makes suckling noises when lifted to the daisies.
Berjuan Bebé Glotón is a breast-feeding baby doll. Credit: Berjuan.com
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Re: Disgusting Dolls Teach Children to Sin!!! -
07-31-2009, 06:27 PM
Surely, there cannot be a person in the entire country who isn't looking at those images and asking, "Why?"
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08-01-2009, 03:37 AM
Mr. Whitford was reading this thread when he saw this, thought reading it would shut me up for a while, and thanks to the Born-Again Babies® line of dolls God inspired me to invent, might have something to say so he commanded me to write something.
While one of those dolls is digusting and obscene, the unborn baby dolls are fantastic! They're just the thing we need to take to abortion mills and throw at pass out to the harlots going in to murder their own babies!
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Re: Disgusting Dolls Teach Children to Sin!!! -
08-12-2009, 08:09 PM
Jesus is quite nice
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Re: Disgusting Dolls Teach Children to Sin!!! -
08-13-2009, 03:20 AM
What is to stop children from getting together with their friends with these dolls, and then putting together same sex 'couples' ??
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Re: Disgusting Dolls Teach Children to Sin!!! -
08-13-2009, 08:41 PM
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Our country is language English was born on slang go and look idiots up where all the words you use today buy come from.
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09-03-2009, 10:37 PM
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What is to stop children from getting together with their friends with these dolls, and then putting together same sex 'couples' ??
ABOMINABLE !!
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Pray Brother Griner, all of us should pray for little children that might have these tools of Satan infected on them.
Dolls that promote same sex blasphemy and race mixing. What has happened to this Christian nation!
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Re: Disgusting Dolls Teach Children to Sin!!! -
09-04-2009, 06:40 PM
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I'm so upset right now!!! I was simply looking for some wholesome gifts for my little nieces and nephews when I came across these ABOMINATIONS on the Godless Internets!
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Only scroll down if you have your KJV 1611 handy. And Ladies of Landover,
DO NOT VIEW UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES!
They call these pornographic dolls TEACHING TOOLS!!! To teach what? To teach our Christian children to have SEX, that's what!
And these are supposedly Teen Dolls!!! Isn't that illegal? What has happened to this country?!?
And these are CHILDREN!!! Hello, calling all pedophiles, buy these dolls to lure kids into your vans so you can rape them! I'm beside myself!!!
And look, a whole family NUDE TOGETHER!!! Hey kids, your bodies are beautiful, let's have an incestuous orgy! It's unfathomable that this stuff exists!
And while your at it kids, let's all imagine what Gramma and Grampa look like naked! Oh wait, we don't have to imagine it, BECAUSE WE HAVE THESE DISGUSTING DOLLS!!!
Fellow True Christians of Landover, we must draw a line in the sand here and now!!! A black President is one thing, but encouraging OUR Christian children into lives of underage, incestuous, multigenerational group sex is beyond the pale!!! We must take on the perverts that created these dolls by any means necessary. The very future of our nation is at stake.
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Seems to be a good educational tool.
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Re: Disgusting Dolls Teach Children to Sin!!! -
09-04-2009, 08:00 PM
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Seems to be a good educational tool.
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An EDUCTIONAL tool?!? As long as your goal is to rape kids, I'm sure it's a great educational tool, you pedophile! You disgust me! Why you aren't rotting away somewhere in jail is beyond me!
These dolls and the fact that people like YOU think they are educational is why this country is on the fast track to being a third-world hellhole! I bet YOU voted for that commie Obama, didn't you!!!
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Re: Disgusting Dolls Teach Children to Sin!!! -
09-04-2009, 08:04 PM
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An EDUCTIONAL tool?!? As long as your goal is to rape kids, I'm sure it's a great educational tool, you pedophile! You disgust me! Why you aren't rotting away somewhere in jail is beyond me!
These dolls and the fact that people like YOU think they are educational is why this country is on the fast track to being a third-world hellhole! I bet YOU voted for that commie Obama, didn't you!!!
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What are you on about you silly little man? What on earth has an educational doll got to do with raping children?
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Re: Disgusting Dolls Teach Children to Sin!!! -
09-04-2009, 08:40 PM
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What are you on about you silly little man? What on earth has an educational doll got to do with raping children?
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Who are you calling silly, you HEATHEN!!! The only reason to show children dolls that have genitalia is to convince them to let you molest them, pure and simple!
What other possible purpose could there be?!?! I have half a mind to call the FBI on you and let them know that you have admitted to being child molesting PERVERT!!!
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Re: Disgusting Dolls Teach Children to Sin!!! -
09-05-2009, 01:25 AM
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What are you on about you silly little man? What on earth has an educational doll got to do with raping children?
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I shudder to think what children would do while playing with a "breast feeding" doll. Right now I'm contemplating what is worse – turning children loose with these toys or forcing them to listen to Obama's socialism speeches.
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Re: Disgusting Dolls Teach Children to Sin!!! -
09-05-2009, 05:00 AM
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I shudder to think what children would do while playing with a "breast feeding" doll. Right now I'm contemplating what is worse – turning children loose with these toys or forcing them to listen to Obama's socialism speeches.
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That is certainly a interesting topic to think about!
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Re: Disgusting Dolls Teach Children to Sin!!! -
09-05-2009, 06:00 PM
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Who are you calling silly, you HEATHEN!!! The only reason to show children dolls that have genitalia is to convince them to let you molest them, pure and simple!
What other possible purpose could there be?!?! I have half a mind to call the FBI on you and let them know that you have admitted to being child molesting PERVERT!!!
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Oh god, please please please do. They'd have the time of their lives reading the sick twisted stuff you guys post on here
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09-05-2009, 06:19 PM
The FBI LOVES us! We never commit any crimes AND we report sickos like you to them, saving them the time of having to do the investigations themselves!
Our DOF has been tracking some of your online habits, and I hear they've come up with some very interesting information. I wouldn't be surprised if they weren't already in contact with the federal authorities.
The FBI is currently focusing on cyberpedophilia, and friend, I bet they can't wait to get you into an interview room!
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Re: Disgusting Dolls Teach Children to Sin!!! -
09-05-2009, 06:25 PM
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The FBI LOVES us! We never commit any crimes AND we report sickos like you to them, saving them the time of having to do the investigations themselves!
Our DOF has been tracking some of your online habits, and I hear they've come up with some very interesting information. I wouldn't be surprised if they weren't already in contact with the federal authorities.
The FBI is currently focusing on cyberpedophilia, and friend, I bet they can't wait to get you into an interview room!
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LOL! Oh I love this forum so much. Go on, I dare you to report me!
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Re: Disgusting Dolls Teach Children to Sin!!! -
09-05-2009, 06:41 PM
It's not up to me, it's up to the DOF. And not to let any cats out of any bags, but I think it's a bit late to be "daring" us to do anything, if you get my drift.
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Re: Disgusting Dolls Teach Children to Sin!!! -
09-05-2009, 06:43 PM
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LOL! Oh I love this forum so much. Go on, I dare you to report me!
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You dare us? Is that like a triple dog dare, or a double dare, or a regular dare?
Also, are you like 12 or something? Per our TOS, you have to be 18.
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Re: Disgusting Dolls Teach Children to Sin!!! -
09-05-2009, 06:47 PM
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It's not up to me, it's up to the DOF. And not to let any cats out of any bags, but I think it's a bit late to be "daring" us to do anything, if you get my drift.
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No mind of your own is it? Oh well, if you feel the need to report me for seeing an educational tool for what it is, then go right ahead.
And to the other poster - this thread is on a par with 12 year old thinking anyway, so yeah, I triple dare you!!!!
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Re: Disgusting Dolls Teach Children to Sin!!! -
09-05-2009, 06:48 PM
As the Captain said, we are very close allies with our nation's law enforcement organizations. It is really not the best idea in the world for an admitted deviant such as yourself to be taunting our Department of Faith.
We have the very latest security software that gives us an almost unlimited ability to track the web surfing habits of anyone who visits our Godly boards. And it is all perfectly legal, as we are not accessing your machine.
I have probably already said a bit too much. Just rest assured that we have the best interests of our nation's children at heart when we turn hundreds IP addresses of suspected perverts over to the federal authorities each and every Friday evening.
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