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Cross Re: Autism - the New Gay - 11-07-2017, 08:44 PM

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You are a total <<<ad hominem attack removed>>>
I didn't know that everything you don't believe is a total lie, and that autistic people are somehow DEMONS... can't wait to be laughing at you as you burn in Hell! Sincerely, the one who just exposed you as a Christian, as all you are is an absolute <<<expletive deleted>>>.

Autism has nothing to do with religion, it is only caused by genetic mutation.
You have a lot of hate, friend.

Mutants are not good. God makes them to remind us all how fortunate we are that He did not make us into piles of drooling goo.

It is a simple fact, autstic retards are queer as the day is long. If you do not believe me, I dare you to expose your buttocks to one of them. Though if you do, it will simply prove you too, are a homersexual. However, I suspect you are being you are so obsessed with it.


Consider this:

Leviticus 24:14 Bring forth him that hath cursed without the camp; and let all that heard him lay their hands upon his head, and let all the congregation stone him.
Leviticus 24:15 And thou shalt speak unto the children of Israel, saying, Whosoever curseth his God shall bear his sin.
Leviticus 24:16 And he that blasphemeth the name of the Lord, he shall surely be put to death, and all the congregation shall certainly stone him: as well the stranger, as he that is born in the land, when he blasphemeth the name of the Lord, shall be put to death.

Deuteronomy 7:3 Neither shalt thou make marriages with them; thy daughter thou shalt not give unto his son, nor his daughter shalt thou take unto thy son.
Deuteronomy 7:4 For they will turn away thy son from following me, that they may serve other gods: so will the anger of the Lord be kindled against you, and destroy thee suddenly.

Deuteronomy 13:6 If thy brother, the son of thy mother, or thy son, or thy daughter, or the wife of thy bosom, or thy friend, which is as thine own soul, entice thee secretly, saying, Let us go and serve other gods, which thou hast not known, thou, nor thy fathers;
Deuteronomy 13:7 Namely, of the gods of the people which are round about you, nigh unto thee, or far off from thee, from the one end of the earth even unto the other end of the earth;
Deuteronomy 13:8 Thou shalt not consent unto him, nor hearken unto him; neither shall thine eye pity him, neither shalt thou spare, neither shalt thou conceal him:
Deuteronomy 13:9 But thou shalt surely kill him; thine hand shall be first upon him to put him to death, and afterwards the hand of all the people.
Deuteronomy 13:10 And thou shalt stone him with stones, that he die; because he hath sought to thrust thee away from the Lord thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt, from the house of bondage.
Deuteronomy 17:7 The hands of the witnesses shall be first upon him to put him to death, and afterward the hands of all the people. So thou shalt put the evil away from among you.


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: Autism - the New Gay - 11-07-2017, 10:59 PM

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It has been speculated that "autism" is a shortened form of "autoeroticism," which is masturbating while in or operating a motor vehicle. This invites demons to enter your nether regions, causing issues with socialization and also severe flatulence.
Fascinating, brother. Research shows excessive flatulism is but one of the many behavioral challenges that that typify the Autistic Individual. If anyone is still unclear how to identify an Autistic, here are some other signs to watch out for:




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Default Re: HERE IS EVIDENCE, PLENTY MORE AVAILABLE UPON REQUEST - 11-08-2017, 02:35 AM

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1) That's not nice of you,
2) Why would we burn in Hell for following the Word of God?

Not according to the academic article you have linked to.



I'm confused. So now you say that autism has no genetic but only environmental causes?
I was criticizing this entire website. You know, the one that claims to be God's "favorite" church, even though it's full of retarded radical Christians that think everything is satanic and that science doesn't exist. The ones that misinterpret every verse in the bible to the extent in which they are total hypocrites. The ones that claim to be "true christians" when they are completely clueless. But somehow they can be rude to other people, and we can't be rude to them back, because they are "true christians" and they somehow have more authority. It's literally a disgrace to christianity. Anyway, yes, it is caused by genetic mutation, and it has no environmental causes. It can only be obtained by birth, more specifically if that genetic mutation happens as a cause of the egg being fertilized.
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Default Re: Autism - the New Gay - 11-08-2017, 02:43 AM

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You have a lot of hate, friend.

Mutants are not good. God makes them to remind us all how fortunate we are that He did not make us into piles of drooling goo.

It is a simple fact, autstic retards are queer as the day is long. If you do not believe me, I dare you to expose your buttocks to one of them. Though if you do, it will simply prove you too, are a homersexual. However, I suspect you are being you are so obsessed with it.


Consider this:

Leviticus 24:14 Bring forth him that hath cursed without the camp; and let all that heard him lay their hands upon his head, and let all the congregation stone him.
Leviticus 24:15 And thou shalt speak unto the children of Israel, saying, Whosoever curseth his God shall bear his sin.
Leviticus 24:16 And he that blasphemeth the name of the Lord, he shall surely be put to death, and all the congregation shall certainly stone him: as well the stranger, as he that is born in the land, when he blasphemeth the name of the Lord, shall be put to death.

Deuteronomy 7:3 Neither shalt thou make marriages with them; thy daughter thou shalt not give unto his son, nor his daughter shalt thou take unto thy son.
Deuteronomy 7:4 For they will turn away thy son from following me, that they may serve other gods: so will the anger of the Lord be kindled against you, and destroy thee suddenly.

Deuteronomy 13:6 If thy brother, the son of thy mother, or thy son, or thy daughter, or the wife of thy bosom, or thy friend, which is as thine own soul, entice thee secretly, saying, Let us go and serve other gods, which thou hast not known, thou, nor thy fathers;
Deuteronomy 13:7 Namely, of the gods of the people which are round about you, nigh unto thee, or far off from thee, from the one end of the earth even unto the other end of the earth;
Deuteronomy 13:8 Thou shalt not consent unto him, nor hearken unto him; neither shall thine eye pity him, neither shalt thou spare, neither shalt thou conceal him:
Deuteronomy 13:9 But thou shalt surely kill him; thine hand shall be first upon him to put him to death, and afterwards the hand of all the people.
Deuteronomy 13:10 And thou shalt stone him with stones, that he die; because he hath sought to thrust thee away from the Lord thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt, from the house of bondage.
Deuteronomy 17:7 The hands of the witnesses shall be first upon him to put him to death, and afterward the hands of all the people. So thou shalt put the evil away from among you.
So I get punished, yet she gets away with being entirely prejudicial against autistic people, calling us demons and acting as if autism is a disease that needs to be eradicated? Does that make any sense? No, it doesn't, and it never will make sense.


Also, I'm not a homosexual. Deal with it, you prejudicial bastard.


Do you even know what autism spectrum disorder does to the brain? Spoiler alert: it causes the human brain to mature much slower than other people. It has nothing to do with satan, it has nothing to do with sexuality, and it definitely has nothing to do with intelligence.


Also, stop being such a homophobic prick. You aren't in control of their lives, they are. They can do whatever they want to do with their lives. Since when did that affect your life? Simple, it never did.
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Default Re: Autism - the New Gay - 11-08-2017, 02:50 AM

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Fascinating, brother. Research shows excessive flatulism is but one of the many behavioral challenges that that typify the Autistic Individual. If anyone is still unclear how to identify an Autistic, here are some other signs to watch out for:


Looks like someone knows how to take a sarcastic image too seriously.


Seriously, the Autism Society of America doesn't exist.
Also Bethesda MD is a reference to Bethesda, the company behind The Elder Scrolls and Fallout.


Also, how did you not notice that all of these are just things a retard would do? Seriously, I know NOBODY that does any of these, including myself (and in case you have forgotten, I actually am autistic).


You people act as if autistic people are retards, as if they are all atheists and that they are all demons, as if they are total freaks, and as if they are all homosexuals. Well, guess what? That's actually false. As a matter of fact, most of them are the opposite (and if you really didn't know that, you must be retarded. Autistic people actually can focus more than the average human being and usually pays attention more in the same exact way, giving them the advantage in education).
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I was criticizing this entire website.
Your hate reassures me that we are right and you are wrong.

John 15:18 If the world hate you, ye know that it hated me before [it hated] you.


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You know, the one that claims to be God's "favorite" church, even though it's full of retarded radical Christians
Luke 6:22 Blessed are ye, when men shall hate you, and when they shall separate you [from their company], and shall reproach [you], and cast out your name as evil, for the Son of man's sake.

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that think everything is satanic and that science doesn't exist.
We don't say it doesn't exist; we just say that God hates it. Yuge difference, there.

1 Timothy 6:20 O Timothy, keep that which is committed to thy trust, avoiding profane and vain babblings, and oppositions of science falsely so called:


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The ones that misinterpret every verse in the bible
Please show proof - just a single example of a True Christian™ misinterpreting the Bible will suffice.

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to the extent in which they are total hypocrites.
Please show me the proof that we don't live the way we preach.

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The ones that claim to be "true christians" when they are completely clueless.
What are we clueless about, dear?

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But somehow they can be rude to other people, and we can't be rude to them back, because they are "true christians" and they somehow have more authority.
Yes! Because we simply follow the example of Jesus. He was very rude to His followers and random bystanders quite often. He was doing it out of love. It's called tough love. On the other hand, people who are rude to us do it not of love but simply to mock us.

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It's literally a disgrace to christianity.
How is following the Bible 100% a disgrace to Christianity?

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Anyway, yes, it is caused by genetic mutation,
This is NOT what your cited source says. Read it. You quoted it, so you have to own it now. It says:

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Autism is not a disease but a syndrome with multiple nongenetic and genetic causes... Except for Rett syndrome--attributable in most affected individuals to mutations of the methyl-CpG-binding protein 2 (MeCP2) gene--the other PDD subtypes (autistic disorder, Asperger disorder, disintegrative disorder, and PDD Not Otherwise Specified [PDD-NOS]) are not linked to any particular genetic or nongenetic cause. Review of 2 major textbooks on autism and of papers published between 1961 and 2003 yields convincing evidence for multiple interacting genetic factors as the main causative determinants of autism. Epidemiologic studies indicate that environmental factors such as toxic exposures, teratogens, perinatal insults, and prenatal infections such as rubella and cytomegalovirus account for few cases. Epidemiologic studies report an ASD prevalence of approximately 3 to 6/1000, with a male to female ratio of 3:1. This skewed ratio remains unexplained: despite the contribution of a few well characterized X-linked disorders, male-to-male transmission in a number of families rules out X-linkage as the prevailing mode of inheritance... This suggests that interactions between multiple genes cause "idiopathic" autism but that epigenetic factors and exposure to environmental modifiers may contribute to variable expression of autism-related traits.
tl;dr: science has no idea what causes autism. They think it could be genetic but the way it's supposedly inherited doesn't add up, so environment has to play a role, we just don't know how.

Again: this is from the source you have cited. It's your beloved science.
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@Servine Autistic people aren't demons. The characteristics of autism described in The Bible are attributed to demons possessing them.
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I am surprised that so many people who are caught up in the autistic lifestyle visit our friendly and loving forums and then balk and whine when they learn the truth about this demonic condition.

Why complain when we are here to offer you help? One thing by the way, we can all do to help is to write to the network and advertisers of "The Good Doctor," a show that is trying to make autistic people look like they can be doctors when we know retardeds probably couldn't finish med school. What's next? The Good Lawyer? The Good Equine Gnathologist?

It has been speculated that "autism" is a shortened form of "autoeroticism," which is masturbating while in or operating a motor vehicle. This invites demons to enter your nether regions, causing issues with socialization and also severe flatulence. Jesus, the Great Physician, is the ONLY hope for the autistically retarded person. Praise His Name, He stands ready to help those who cry out to Him for forgiveness of the sins that caused their autismic behavioral depreciation. All sinners can become children of the King of Kings, Hallelujah.

Father God, I just pray for poor autistical individuals everywhere Father God, and I just ask that you just touch them now, Father, that you just show them the need for Your tender loving Hand in their lives. May their autonomy be wiped away, Lord Father God Jesus, and may they finally live as normal humans instead of the animalistic demonic creatures that their sins have made them. Glory! I feel like shouting! \0/

Thank You, Jesus! Praise the God of Creation!
To be honest with you I seriously hope you get retarded children maybe that'll beat some empathy into you. Your whole holier than thou attitude just reeks of arrogance.


The again who am I kidding you believe the stupidest bull shit it makes me question are you retarded? No really are you retarded? Because honestly you have to be if you think you catch autism by jerking off in a car. You must be if you really believe such stupid shit. Makes me question whose the real retards here.
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Default Re: Autism - the New Gay - 11-09-2017, 02:04 PM

You do have trouble reasoning from cause to effect don't you.
.In your nutter I suppose you get thirsty because you have a drink.
..Normal people know the actual cause and the actual solution.
...But you wouldn't know anything about that.

Christians know more than normal people.
.The Bible explains how Jesus made the universe and made us perfect through being punished on our behalf.
..When we were born we were burdened with sin and needed to be healed.


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In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.
God is Jesus.
JOHN 1 .KJV . look up
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In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God.
3 All things were made by him; and without him was not any thing made that was made.
14 And the Word was made flesh, and dwelt among us..full of grace and truth.
A testimony of Jesus and His life of grace and truth follows which you can read by clicking the link.
It is demonstrated that Jesus Christ is The Word who created everything, even me.
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Now we have received, not the spirit of the world, but the spirit which is of God; that we might know the things that are freely given to us of God.
13 Which things also we speak, not in the words which man's wisdom teacheth, but which the Holy Ghost teacheth; comparing spiritual things with spiritual.
14 But the natural man receiveth not the things of the Spirit of God: for they are foolishness unto him: neither can he know them, because they are spiritually discerned.
15 But he that is spiritual judgeth all things, yet he himself is judged of no man.
16 For who hath known the mind of the Lord, that he may instruct him? But we have the mind of Christ.


That is how Brother Larry understands about autism.
.He does not judge all things except autism.
..And what he judges is spiritually discerned.
...Of course to the natural man, you, this is foolishness.
....Your knowledge is limited to what medical "science" (falsely so called) has invented or to the speculation of cosmologists and geneticists.
.....He knows more about genetics than any geneticist
......more about cosmology than an astrophysicist
.......more about medicine than a doctor
........because Brother Larry has the mind of Christ.

You seemed particularly interested in what happens at, as I believe they're called, "dogging" spots.
.Now I know that if by accident I parked in one I would never see Brother Larry participating in what goes on there.
..It would not be surprising if half of the semi-disrobed freaks turned out to be possessed by these "autistic" demons.
...Lacking social skills would be an obvious reason to hang out under bridges at night or in parks or wherever this stuff takes place.
....The Bible explains about such concupiscence which holds no appeal for any Christian because Christ's mind is God's mind and Brother Larry knows how to possess his vessel.


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Every one of you should know how to possess his vessel in sanctification and honour;
5 Not in the lust of concupiscence, even as the Gentiles which know not God:


Do you know that?
.No, I don't believe you do.
..Please stop flirting with Brother Larry, he is not interested in you.
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To be honest with you I seriously hope you get retarded children maybe that'll beat some empathy into you.
One, that's very mean and cruel of you. Which proves that atheists have no morals (Psalm 14:1).

Two, God would not do that to His favorite gnathologist (). He only punishes descendants of sinners (e.g., Exodus 20:5).
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Default Re: Autism - the New Gay - 11-09-2017, 06:26 PM

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...Makes me question whose the real retards here.
I know who's not.


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Default Re: Autism - the New Gay - 11-09-2017, 06:27 PM

Take no notice, it's probably self-recrimination after a disappointing "catting" session.

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I am certain once Jesus becomes our next president He will make being gay, autistic, Atheist or even worse democrat, punishable by death! The Bible is already very clear on this, but as we all know Obama ignores the Bible so he can rape America.

Leviticus 20:13 "If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them."

2nd Chronicles 15:13 "That whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman."
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Dear Miss Praise: I might remind you that you are a guest here, at , . We do realize that unsaved trash such as yourself are angry with and Son, the . But that is no reason to come on this blessed site and to use potty language to vent your frustrations. Your rebellion is perfectly obvious to us, and while we would love to see you in Heaven some day, it is doubtful that you will be there for more time than it takes for the good to tell you to go to for eternity. Now, then, why don't you open your and read some of the Holy Scriptures to see the error of your ways?


Matthew 4:17 "From that time Jesus began to preach and to say, Repent, for the kingdom of the heavens is at hand."


Romans 6:23 "For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord."


Revelation 21:8 "But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death."


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Default Re: Autism - the New Gay - 05-26-2019, 11:25 AM

I’m 12 and no one I know thinks autism is a trend.... pretty sure you can’t just choose to get autism either...... you’re goin’ tae Hell laddie. The Flying Spaghetti Monster (my god)will not forgive you for this.
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Autism is a choice. If you choose to reject Jesus, demons will enter your soul.

Even secular scientists agree that there are demons in the souls of Auts.

https://www.sciencedaily.com/release...0516142900.htm
Brain changes in autism traced to specific cell types
Study of human brains links gene activity to disorder's severity, flagging targets for future therapies
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Velmeshev and colleagues used even newer techniques to extract RNA from cell nuclei isolated from samples of brain tissue and then identify the type of cell the genetic material had come from after the fact based on signature patterns of gene expression. This allowed the researchers to look for biological differences in specific cell types and circuit components in the brains of individuals with autism.
In layman's terms, that means he discovered where the demons are hiding.

We Christians have known this all along. At first scientists say we are deluded, and then they discover we are right, and then they dress up our exact words with $20 words and say "Oooo! Look what I've discovered!"





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...you’re goin’ tae Hell laddie. The Flying Spaghetti Monster (my god)will not forgive you for this.
Thank you, True Christians™, for banning this PastaFAKEian who has not bothered to even read his own scripture.


There's no Hell in Pastafarianism, nor does the FSM eternally condemn.


Moral of the story: if you come here and just make shit up, banhammer time.


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There's no Hell in Pastafarianism, nor does the FSM eternally condemn.
It is vaguely disturbing (though not surprising) that you know that, Didymus. Before we get back on to the equally unimportant topic of autism, can you tell me if there is anything in their canon which explains why they chose such a dull food item as pasta? You would think that if they wanted to attract people then they would at least have gone for some tasty pork-based delicacy such as bacon.


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Why are we talking about Pastafarianism? It's nothing but an artificial, made-up religion just like Islam, Judaism, Buddhism, Hinduism, Catholicism, Darwinism, Scientology, Shinto, Zoroastrianism, Wicca, Taoism, Asatru, Voodoo, Sikhism, Mormonism, Baha'i Faith, Navajo Mythology, Rastafarianism, Hellenism, Jainism, Manichaeism, Discordianism, Raelism, Cult of the Supreme Being, Aztec religion, Druze, Deism, Thelema, Theosophy, Ghost Dance, Hermeticism, Zuni Mythology, Zulu Mythology, Methodism, Orthodox Christianity, Lutheranism, Anglicanism, Amish, Mennonite, Hutterite, Seventh-Day Adventist, Presbyterian, Unitarian, Quaker, Shaker, Puritan, Episcopalian, Christian Science, Pentecostal, Jehovah's Witness, Pietist, Calvinist, Satanist, Anabaptist, or any other belief system that isn't Bible-believing Baptist True Christianity (John 14:6)!


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