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Re: The person under me: (True or false) -
06-01-2009, 06:56 PM
TRUE!
The person under me knows Obama was born in Kenya.
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Re: The person under me: (True or false) -
06-01-2009, 07:31 PM
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TRUE!
The person under me knows Obama was born in Kenya.
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Onto the dirt floor of his grandmother's thatched hut!
The person under me is prepared to buy a GM vehicle for America
I loved Newt before Newt was invincible
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Re: The person under me: (True or false) -
06-01-2009, 08:04 PM
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Onto the dirt floor of his grandmother's thatched hut!
The person under me is prepared to buy a GM vehicle for America
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TRUE, now that those GM employees have had their union contracts torn up in their faces I will buy a half dozen.
The person below me deplores the murder of George Tiller but would like to remind us George Tiller's hands were red of blood of the innocents.
Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.
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Re: The person under me: (True or false) -
06-01-2009, 08:15 PM
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TRUE, now that those GM employees have had their union contracts torn up in their faces I will buy a half dozen.
The person below me deplores the murder of George Tiller but would like to remind us George Tiller's hands were red of blood of the innocents.
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True! I only regret that Tiller the Killer wasn't properly executed after a fair trial.
The person below me will NOT buy a GM (Government Motors) vehicle.
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Re: The person under me: (True or false) -
06-01-2009, 09:43 PM
Of course not. I hope GM burns to the ground just to spite Obama.
The person under me hates that America is becoming a communist dictatorship
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06-02-2009, 12:31 AM
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The person under me hates that America is becoming a communist dictatorship
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True. Even the commies are saying so.
The person under me thinks that cottage cheese is not food.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: The person under me: (True or false) -
06-02-2009, 12:58 AM
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True, cheese does not come from cottages, it comes from factories and is not all lumpy.
The person below me breathes the wind of the Lord.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: The person under me: (True or false) -
06-02-2009, 01:44 AM
True, the Lord breathed His spirit into my nostrils! It was like a burning fire!
The person under me can't stand the Amish
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Re: The person under me: (True or false) -
06-02-2009, 03:20 AM
False - They grow outstanding corn.
The person below can recite at least one book of the bible.
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Re: The person under me: (True or false) -
06-02-2009, 03:56 AM
True, but not only that, I WROTE AN ENTIRE THIRD TESTAMENT to the Bible, THE NEXT TESTAMENT. Holy awesome power of SPACESHIP JESUS, driven by the frenzy of the multitude of hotel stays spraying power far and wide to the supermen so that they may destroy all Ghost Shark illusion under the direction of Satanic Alliance!!!!
The person under me has an IQ of at least 174 (my IQ)
SPACESHIP JESUS appeared to me in Astronaut form when I was staying in a motel in 1974. He then told me the TRUTH about our world and what illusions the SATANIC ALLIANCE uses to control us! To this day, I still receive SPACESHIP RADIO SIGNALS INTO MY BRAIN. Absolve yourself of your limited Matrix existence.
Hosea 9:7 The days of visitation are come, the days of recompence are come; Israel shall know it: the prophet is a fool, the spiritual man is mad, for the multitude of thine iniquity, and the great hatred.
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Re: The person under me: (True or false) -
06-02-2009, 03:57 AM
True! (Thank God that Jude was a man of few words!)
The person under me was homeschooled.
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06-02-2009, 06:21 AM
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True, but not only that, I WROTE AN ENTIRE THIRD TESTAMENT to the Bible, THE NEXT TESTAMENT. Holy awesome power of SPACESHIP JESUS, driven by the frenzy of the multitude of hotel stays spraying power far and wide to the supermen so that they may destroy all Ghost Shark illusion under the direction of Satanic Alliance!!!!
The person under me has an IQ of at least 174 (my IQ)
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well this was too easy..the person under me thinks Jesus flies a spaceship...
that would be an interesting convo...im intrigued 100%
It seems Ive found the road to somewhere, but I'm heading nowhere fast
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Re: The person under me: (True or false) -
06-02-2009, 07:37 AM
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well this was too easy..the person under me thinks Jesus flies a spaceship...
that would be an interesting convo...im intrigued 100%
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You don't quite get this game do you?
Under you will be the next person to Post. The person before you is the person "above" you, whom you answer True or False.
The person below me is an idiot......(so was the person above me).
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HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Re: The person under me: (True or false) -
06-02-2009, 07:46 AM
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You don't quite get this game do you?
Under you will be the next person to Post. The person before you is the person "above" you, whom you answer True or False.
The person below me is an idiot......(so was the person above me).
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I dont know how to play...I was totally upside down and looking the wrong way!!! so the person under me, is actually the person above me! see the name thru me...
so lets try this one more time! it looks so fun! the person "before me" taught me something today!...
did I get it right this time?
It seems Ive found the road to somewhere, but I'm heading nowhere fast
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06-02-2009, 07:51 AM
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I dont know how to play...I was totally upside down and looking the wrong way!!! so the person under me, is actually the person above me! see the name thru me...
so lets try this one more time! it looks so fun! the person "before me" taught me something today!...
did I get it right this time?
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Yes!!
You ARE an idiot
You missed out the question for the next person tho'.
The person under me is suddenly hearing the sound of a Penny drop.
Sister Talitha
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HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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06-02-2009, 08:10 AM
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Yes!!
You ARE an idiot
You missed out the question for the next person tho'.
The person under me is suddenly hearing the sound of a Penny drop.
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okok...
FALSE!
the person under me will say yay! you finally get it idiot!
It seems Ive found the road to somewhere, but I'm heading nowhere fast
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06-02-2009, 08:19 PM
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okok...
FALSE!
the person under me will say yay! you finally get it idiot!
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True. Yay! You finally get it, idiot!
The person under me was caught urinating in public under the most embarassing circumstances.
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06-02-2009, 09:20 PM
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True. Yay! You finally get it, idiot!
The person under me was caught urinating in public under the most embarassing circumstances.
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Nothing is hidden from the Lord, but I don't think that's what you're getting at.
The person under me has saddlebacked
I loved Newt before Newt was invincible
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Re: The person under me: (True or false) -
06-03-2009, 04:07 AM
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Nothing is hidden from the Lord, but I don't think that's what you're getting at.
The person under me has saddlebacked
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It's not me in the video. I TELL YOU it's not!
The person under me has had unlawful relations with something from the produce section.
Luke 5:31
And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick
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06-03-2009, 08:29 AM
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It's not me in the video. I TELL YOU it's not!
The person under me has had unlawful relations with something from the produce section.
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FALSE!!!! Inside the produce section of the supermarket above the glistening shine of the linoleum tiles beneath my bare feet, I heard voices of executed vulture-ghosts waiting to devour humans in the pile of apples before me. Inside the heads of lettuce I could see the heads of every Pharisee that condemned Jesus. Inside the coconuts I heard island chants telling me to kill myself. Inside the oranges there were the moans of Satanic robot rape. . Inside the grapes were women telling me to have sex with ugly women in motels.
This is when I panicked and ran out of the store with my grocery cart screaming, then the bag boys chased after me and caught me. They said I was shoplifting all the food I had. I CRIED. I do not normally cry but here I was. I told them their food was tainted and they were trying to poison me. I gathered my faculties together. These bag boys knew I was considered dangerous by the government and they were going to do whatever it is in their power to get me, so I left the shopping cart full of food behind and made a mad sprint to my car and they tried to catch me but I got in and locked it just in time, but then they were pounding on my window to stop and get out but i wouldn't listen to them so I stepped on the gas and almost ran one of the little hooligans over as I sped away and made it to the hotel I was staying at. Never more would I shop at that Ralph's again.
The person below me has been attacked by KGB spies at a grocery store.
SPACESHIP JESUS appeared to me in Astronaut form when I was staying in a motel in 1974. He then told me the TRUTH about our world and what illusions the SATANIC ALLIANCE uses to control us! To this day, I still receive SPACESHIP RADIO SIGNALS INTO MY BRAIN. Absolve yourself of your limited Matrix existence.
Hosea 9:7 The days of visitation are come, the days of recompence are come; Israel shall know it: the prophet is a fool, the spiritual man is mad, for the multitude of thine iniquity, and the great hatred.
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