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Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Between Lynchburg and Walton's Mountain
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Happy Birthday, Brother Temperance! -
06-20-2012, 03:01 PM
What a fine day it is to be celebrating God choosing to allow your parents to birth you. You are a young man with a long life ahead of you doing the Work of the Lord. You skills at rebuking the unholy is magnificent.
I was recently at the Weston in downtown Landover and I picked up an official KJV Bible when I was there. I have mailed it to you. Little Issac put a note in the package for you. Apparently, you left quite an impression on the young fellow.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running aka the BiblethumpinBlonde
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Posts: 15,473
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Apostles Grove, Freehold, IA
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Re: Happy Birthday, Brother Temperance! -
06-20-2012, 03:19 PM
BLESSINGS ON
THIS WONDERFUL DAY
THAT GOD
MADE YOU!
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Posts: 13,993
Join Date: May 2008
Location: North Salem, Indiana
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Re: Happy Birthday, Brother Temperance! -
06-20-2012, 04:07 PM
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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Posts: 33
Join Date: Jun 2012
Location: Godless Europistan
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Re: Happy Birthday, Brother Temperance! -
06-20-2012, 10:33 PM
Ec 3:4 A time to weep, and a time to laugh; a time to mourn, and a time to dance;
Happy birthday!!!!!!! :cl own:
Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.
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Petite pearl of Baptist womanhood
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Posts: 6,686
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Woodlawn Drive, Freehold, USA USA USA
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Re: Happy Birthday, Brother Temperance! -
06-20-2012, 11:01 PM
The most preciousest of birthdays to you, dear Brother Temperance ! ! !
Hope you like chocolate.
Loving you, loving true - - - -
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Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
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Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: San Francisco, California
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Re: Happy Birthday, Brother Temperance! -
06-29-2012, 08:51 PM
Oh dear! I too bought Brother Temperance a nice, chocolate Jesus. Since he doesn't seem to be around, do you think he would mind if I ate it for him?
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Location: North Salem, Indiana
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Re: Happy Birthday, Brother Temperance! -
06-30-2012, 01:39 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mistress Cookie
The most preciousest of birthdays to you, dear Brother Temperance ! ! !
Hope you like chocolate.
Loving you, loving true - - - -
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Ah, Journey with Christ!
Can you imagine the crowds at that show? Journey would open the show, do a couple of songs, and then Jesus would pick out any of their fans who ignored their sage advice, "Don't Stop Believin'", and cast them into Hell while the True Christians™ cheered!
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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