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Default Re: IS ANGELINA JOLIE A VAMPIRE ??? - 12-28-2012, 12:50 PM

666XD: is this your bra size?

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Default Re: IS ANGELINA JOLIE A VAMPIRE ??? - 12-28-2012, 12:52 PM

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i am not a homosexual and just so you know i am a female
what i meant by "i hope it blow your minds you twits" is, i hope i showed you something that you all thought was wrong to be right or different. that was all i wanted to say.
and please understand that i am reading the bible in my own time and i am also studying many other religions. plus i have found many faults in all of the religions, even yours.

and may i add, i do not masturbate as it is point less.

thank you and may you follow the right path soon.
i do not mean to upset anyone and i will be introducing myself soon.
Research shows that when some one lies about being a real monster they also lie about their gender.

I would stake my impressive credentials on this guy being a a truck driver or a lumberjack, for example. I beleive the gaywise vernacular is a 'bear'. No doubt the long days and nights away from civilisation have caused him to self generate a so called transitional world that is so internally inconsistent that the only theme with any degree of object permenence is the forged identity of a lonely young woman pretending to be a vampire.

No doubt this bumbling oafs feminine alter ego names himself one of the 'lonely ones' or a 'hollow one'.

This kind of disociation is common in big men who were never shown Christian disciple as child. They have urges that can only be expressed by taking on the role of a lonely, often fat (no one knows why this is), angst ridden young women who have poor social skills (again, no one knows why this persona is selected) who pretend to be a vampire when he thinks he can get away with it.

The treatment for this is always the same: a public admission to the congregation in church of all the filthy sins the chap believes he has perpetrated in his imaginary world as an attention starved, fat, socially awkward young woman with a secondary imaginary life as a confident, sexually alluring 'creature of darkness'.

Studies indicate that 60% of the time this approach works every time.

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1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Default Re: IS ANGELINA JOLIE A VAMPIRE ??? - 12-28-2012, 06:19 PM

Nice finding there, Brother.

Angelina Jolie is also an autist/atheist:
http://www.celebatheists.com/wiki/Angelina_Jolie
http://www.wrongplanet.net/postt66455.html
As Cranky Old Man nicely explained, autism and atheism is the same flaw.

What if Jolie was co-infected by the autism virus and a vampire pathogen, and acted like a mixing vessel, which brought birth to the Jolie virus. Although one of my business partners lost four employees in a Jolie outbreak a few years ago, I'm not very scared by the demon, because Jesus will protect me.
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