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Originally Posted by Romeo Rovagnati
Greetings American citizen.
I know that, since you are mostly protestants, you celebrate only Easter and Christmas. However i wanted to say to you "Happy Epiphany" because we celebrate it.
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Self, self, self... That's all I ever hear from Catlix!
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For those who don't know, Epiphany celebrates the visit of the Magi
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We don't know when the Magi came to Nazareth, do we? It seems a bit stupid celebrating one particular day that is no more than a guess. Anyway, these Magi "came from the East" - so they were probably Jihadists and could have killed Jesus!
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to our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ.
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I always think that proper capitalization shows respect, don't you?
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In Italy an old lady called Befana, who missed the opportunity to bring a gift to Baby Jesus, has chosed to deliver candies to little children.
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What a quaint pagan custom...
I think that the Befana woman can't be Italian because she doesn't have a mustache.
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has chosed to deliver candies to little children.
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... and wait... don't tell me... the pope just happens to sell candles at a very reasonable price...
Look, Romeo, I know we have all got to make a living, but could you at least put some effort into it?