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Default Re: Pastor Pistle's Vietnam Miracle: Explain it Atheists! - 06-06-2012, 02:20 PM

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First off after reading the following posts i cant believe how racist you all are and how none of you show tolerence to your fellow man, its almost sad.

Second off it is in my opinion that the pastor lied, just as 90% of war veterans lie to make themselfs seem like heros. Its really easy to lie when noone was there to prove your lies. Single handedly took out an entire unit of elite sappers by himself sounds like nonsense and an extreme strectching of the truth. i wasnt in vietnam but i bet if you came across a group of vietkong, elite soldiers at that im sure they wouldnt hesitate to shoot you dead.
And further more i have absolutly not one shread of respect for a MURDURER who boasts of his killings to pursuade people to follow his religion. There are NO justification for murder and may he burn in the eternal hell of wich he believes for such an atrocity. That is the most inhummane and disgusting act of selflishness and manipulation i have ever heard this story makes me truly angry and one day may the pastor and my path cross so i can tell him to his face how big of piece of shit he is. LIAR MURDURER MANIPULATOR of lesser minds you truly disgust me. Shame on you.
Harsh and false Judgment friend. Pastor Pistle repented of his sins like a good Christian and Christ forgave him. Why can't you?

Also, please explain the million to one knife stab in the dark without the loving hand of our Savior Jesus Christ guiding it.



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Default Re: Pastor Pistle's Vietnam Miracle: Explain it Atheists! - 06-14-2012, 06:31 PM

oh, gosh. I will have to leave this thread. I don't understand much of the ramble. I will come back later, but that was a very touching story about pastor pistle.
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Default Re: Pastor Pistle's Vietnam Miracle: Explain it Atheists! - 08-16-2012, 08:57 PM

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Scientifically speaking, Occam's razor states "the simpler explanation is more likely the correct one."

It's a lot simpler to say God did it, so even science agrees that this was a miracle.
It is at least shorter to say so, but you never should ask questions if you are now ready to hear the answer.


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Default Re: Pastor Pistle's Vietnam Miracle: Explain it Atheists! - 08-16-2012, 09:50 PM

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It is at least shorter to say so, but you never should ask questions if you are now ready to hear the answer.
I hope you mean friend that atheists should not question Pistle's miracle kill if they don't want to hear Jesus helped Pistle gut that man.



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Have you ever heard of fallacies, violations of argumentation and discussion? I'm asking this to know if your use of them is deliberate or due to lack of education.

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Of course, this is also an ad hominem, appeal to person. You fail to present any actual justification to your claims (we require Scripture), thus, you try character assassination. We thrive in character assassination.

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Default Re: Pastor Pistle's Vietnam Miracle: Explain it Atheists! - 03-30-2015, 12:16 PM

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Scientifically speaking, Occam's razor states "the simpler explanation is more likely the correct one."

It's a lot simpler to say God did it, so even science agrees that this was a miracle.
And there it is. A Christian Hammer blow that crushes any atheist argument... Even backed up by science.
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This one night as I was clearing up after dinner, I was thinking to myself and debating whether or not I should run the dishwasher because there weren't a lot of dishes in there. As soon as I had that thought, a commercial came on TV for dishwasher detergent. It was just really odd because that was right after I was thinking of the question. Nobody can explain it, especially atheists.


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This one night as I was clearing up after dinner, I was thinking to myself and debating whether or not I should run the dishwasher because there weren't a lot of dishes in there. As soon as I had that thought, a commercial came on TV for dishwasher detergent. It was just really odd because that was right after I was thinking of the question. Nobody can explain it, especially atheists.
I had something similar yesterday, Dr. Toole. It was cloudy but dry and I decided to take a walk. Something, I cannot say what, told me to take an umbrella. During the walk it rained. No pointy headed atheist can explain that.


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Re-reading the thread, I was reminded how prolific false doctrine has become. One such lie concerning magic abilities to see things that aren't there. Another claims that when temporarily blinded, special magic vision is available through the "third eye" and in this case (they would claim) Pastor Pistle had such an experience.

Wackos everywhere, none endorsed by Jesus, indeed He universally condemned them. Several such proposals were put forward, from psychic spaghetti to military training, adrenaline and metaphysical pirates. Perhaps the most egregious was in this exchange.

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Scientifically speaking, Occam's razor states "the simpler explanation is more likely the correct one."

It's a lot simpler to say God did it, so even science agrees that this was a miracle.
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Actually it's just the opposite.

Option 1: An invisible spiritual force somehow came into Pastor Pistle's body and saved his life.

Option 2: Pistle grabbed his knife and stabbed the man.
Let's break down Option 2:

SIMPLER? REALLY?


PHASE ONE - Knife blades require an ore mining operation. Once the ore is obtained it needs to be reduced by various means developed over centuries. India for example produced short iron for export to places where further technologies could be applied, themselves requiring centuries to develop.

PHASE TWO - Damascus steel required atoms to be manipulated in very particular ways, sometimes electron orbitals would be involved to form molecules as compounds. Mixtures of different sized atoms to provide harder or stronger alloys is another technique with less involvement of electrons. A comparison would be a mat made from different types of beads compared with another mat made from beads all the same size, such as are sold to put on car seats.

PHASE THREE - I'm not going to calculate how many atoms, electrons, protons, neutrons, positrons and/or anti-electrons, anti-protons, neutrinos, quarks and so on are needed to be assembled into a single modern knife blade. The number will be quite high. Even a medieval knife is unbelievably complicated but let's move on to the next stage.

PHASE FOUR - The handle. I suppose knives have handles and military handles will not use the same material as a prehistoric stone club. They will be resistant to chemicals and have special friction properties, also assembled at the molecular level from quarks. This needs many (parallel) centuries of development, probably not researched by blacksmiths.

PHASE FIVE - As you can see, there are an awful lot of elements required to get this knife and that's before anyone's used it to do anything. The surface of the handle will be patterned, again using a design perfected over centuries or more likely millennia in this case going all the way to wooden and ceramic handles from pharaonic Egypt. Some would be more successful than others but nowadays computer aided design will be used, especially for high-tech military equipment.

PHASES SIX to ONE HUNDRED - For phase five to be possible, we need to examine the history of computing from the abacus to whatever device you're using now and more sophisticated (probably classified) hardware & software which altogether is very very complicated indeed.

No apology is needed for that rather long-winded overview because it's necessary for us to evaluate the bogus and deceptive Option 1:

An invisible spiritual force somehow came into Pastor Pistle's body and saved his life.

So many superfluous words shoved in to make it look more complicated than it really is.

An invisible spiritual force - of course it's invisible! Colossians 1:15

..and moving on to the next superfluous word..

spiritual force somehow came into.

No. Not "somehow" but by the power of The Holy Spirit. There is a single element involved here and a single operating principal. In total then ONE. By a gigantic margin, and absolutely not as represented, the simplest explanation. Despising the Pastor's testimony is the same as despising God. This is just one form of deception. There are plenty of others, crystal magic, incantations, telepathy, all used to explain miracles and all despicable. Be alert!
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Default Re: Pastor Pistle's Vietnam Miracle: Explain it Atheists! - 04-23-2022, 08:30 PM

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Something, I cannot say what, told me to take an umbrella. During the walk it rained.
This story concerns me slightly, Mr. Mayor. I wonder if it was truly a miracle or rather a premonition or a prophecy or prerecognition, or God forbid, divination. Not that I need to explain the differences to a seasoned man of learning. I was wondering, if perhaps your hand has been marked by the psychic cross?


A little of that can be helpful now and again, as your testimony - and Pastor Pistle's blind thrusting of a blade into the darkness - teaches, but one needs to be careful not to cross into necromancy, or necro anything really.


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Default Re: Pastor Pistle's Vietnam Miracle: Explain it Atheists! - 04-24-2022, 03:06 PM

Psychiatrists, psychologists, Strauss–Howe generational theoreticians, hypnotists, the extremely dubious infra-red brain helmet and even less well-known Feldenkrais paradigmatic methodology, you name it there's a crank selling it. Jesus will return soon and then there'll be no need for any of them! That's something I'm really looking forward to.
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