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Re: IS there a description of Jesus in the Bible? -
08-11-2010, 09:21 PM
I don't wish to argue, but I did not describe him or dispute that description.
I will make an introduction promptly, I apologize for my tardiness. And stupidity.
Revelation 22:14 Blessed are they that do his commandments, that they may have right to the tree of life, and may enter in through the gates into the city.
22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
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Re: IS there a description of Jesus in the Bible? -
08-12-2010, 05:51 PM
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Did you sleep through biology in school?
As Jesus was white (according to the Holy Bible KJV1611) his Father must also have been white.
Ergo - God is white.
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Maybe they were of the same origin as our loving african american brothers but they were crazy fundamentalist christians so they smoked some meth and painted him white.
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08-12-2010, 05:53 PM
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Maybe they were of the same origin as our loving african american brothers but they were crazy fundamentalist christians so they smoked some meth and painted him white.
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Hah well said
http://www.se7ensins.com/
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08-12-2010, 05:56 PM
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Maybe they were of the same origin as our loving african american brothers but they were crazy fundamentalist christians so they smoked some meth and painted him white.
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Just what we need two pasta freaks. Are you a pirate too?
Look the Bible points to the fact that Jesus is white, so His father(God) must be white.
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08-12-2010, 05:57 PM
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Maybe they were of the same origin as our loving african american brothers but they were crazy fundamentalist christians so they smoked some meth and painted him white.
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08-12-2010, 06:50 PM
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Maybe they were of the same origin as our loving african american brothers but they were crazy fundamentalist christians so they smoked some meth and painted him white.
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May I point you in the direction of a post I have just made in reply to one of yours
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There are many reasons why I am still able to post on this forum, and I will not go into all of those here, but even as brainwashed and misguided as the people here are I try to be polite, if you are aggressive they will defiantly not listen, they claim they do not accept the Truth that I offer them, but I think some of it is slowing making its way in. We can only hope that in time they will reject the false god Elohim and accept The One True God that is The Flying Spaghetti Monster, then they will be able to fully join the party that is the after life.
RAmen Brother IN Pasta.
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The actual post goes into a little more detail.
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Re: IS there a description of Jesus in the Bible? -
08-17-2010, 09:33 AM
Well if Jesus did exist (which dosent look like its the case, Josephus was the only historian to remark on him and that was proven to be a forgery) since he was a full blooded Jew he probably would have had green, olive skin, long hook nose and a jewfro.
I know this comment wont go down to well but what do you expect the "king of the jews" to look like?
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Re: IS there a description of Jesus in the Bible? -
08-17-2010, 09:40 AM
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what do you expect the "king of the jews" to look like?
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I expect Him to look like the Bible says He looks:
Revelation 1:14 (King James Version) 14His head and his hairs were white like wool, as white as snow; and his eyes were as a flame of fire;
Song of Solomon 5:10 My beloved is white and ruddy, the chiefest among ten thousand.
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08-17-2010, 12:36 PM
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(which dosent look like its the case, Josephus was the only historian to remark on him and that was proven to be a forgery)
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Forgery or not Josephus is still not a first hand account anyway.
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09-26-2010, 01:41 AM
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If you had any intelligence, you would see the article clearly states that is not an actual picture of Jesus, but a picture of someone who lived in Israel at the time of Jesus.
Are you on drugs?
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Re: IS there a description of Jesus in the Bible? -
10-01-2010, 06:43 AM
Well, as far as I know Jesus is of Middle-Eastern descent, so I would assume his complexion would be dark. Although he was Jewish, so he could have had a lighter skin. To be honest, I don't know. I think it's better to leave him undescribed. It makes him more universal.
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Re: IS there a description of Jesus in the Bible? -
10-01-2010, 09:17 AM
I know this a True Christian forum and we should not talk of false idols, gods and prophets. But I found this description about Jesus in a Muslim text.
Book 1, Number 0316
... and Jesus was a well−built person having curly hair ...
Book 1, Number 0317
... and saw Jesus son of Mary as a medium−statured man with white and red complexion and crisp hair ...
Even the Muslims acknowledge Jesus was white.
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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Re: IS there a description of Jesus in the Bible? -
10-02-2010, 12:48 AM
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On the contrary, according to the Gospel of Matthew, when Jesus was arrested in the garden of Gethsemane before the Crucifixion, Judas Iscariot had to indicate to the soldiers whom Jesus was because they could not tell him apart from his disciples.
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when being arrested, the police (Roman or otherwise) need to formally identify me (for example) as a matter of procedure. Or if they set up a roadblock and decide to search my car, they first have to say "Is this your car, madam?" even though they already know that. No doubt some other insane protocol applies in Saudi Arabia or Zimbabwe etc., but human traditions all stem from the Roman legal system. I suppose I need to justify that (a bit): when barbarians overthrew Rome they arrived by land. They were not seafaring peoples. They did not bring any boats with them, and therefore couldn't get to Britain. As a result Roman jurisprudence continued in Britain after the fall of Rome - although the currency would no longer be worth anything other than its face value (gold/silver of some use, other coins not, and they are strewn all over Britain). Augmented by the benefits of Christianity, the Roman legal tradition became the foundation for human civilisation spreading across the whole world. The universal language in human society is English, but our oldest legal terminology remains Latin If they caught me "shovelling snow" red handed - as it were - they could just pounce on me of course. If I loosed off a few in their general direction they could discharge their weapons straight in my head, no questions asked. For example.
Jesus was doing none of these things. Therefore some sort of formal identification was required. And Jesus' response was almost exactly what would be expected today, from an innocent party.
JOHN 18:4-5 Iesus therefore knowing all things that should come vpon him, went foorth, and sayde vnto them, Whom seeke ye? They answered him, Iesus of Nazareth. Iesus saith vnto them, I am hee. And Iudas also which betraied him, stood with them.
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Re: IS there a description of Jesus in the Bible? -
10-15-2010, 01:27 PM
Yes. Jesus is the son of god. That would be the best and accurate description of Jesus
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