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Default burn the Devil's Bible! - 02-25-2013, 12:28 AM

The Devil's Bible was written by Satan through a monk in Czechoslovakia, who sold his soul to him. It was taken to Godless Sweden during a war, and has been there ever since. God Himself tried to burn it in 1697, but the Godless Swiss saved it by throwing it out of the window. It is kept at the National Library of Sweden and they protect it as an "amazing" historical object that you cant even touch, let alone burn it. I think that we should burn the Devil's Bible, just think of it, it would be the greatest book burning of all time. The Devil's Bible is the most evil and unholy book in the world and is most likely what Godless Sweden forms their society after. That its an old, unique, mysterious, gigantic and extremely heavy book with alot of mystery and history surrounding it does not change the fact that its a work of Satan. It has to be destroyed once and for all!

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Default Re: burn the Devil's Bible! - 02-25-2013, 12:45 AM

Whoops, I thought this was going to be about the NIV.

Oh and of course they won't let anyone touch it. The satanistic governments consider it a sacred document.


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Default Re: burn the Devil's Bible! - 02-25-2013, 01:12 AM

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Whoops, I thought this was going to be about the NIV.

Oh and of course they won't let anyone touch it. The satanistic governments consider it a sacred document.
Amen sister, you are 100% correct. Your husband has taught you well. The NIV is a satanic document, but there are many others, and some worse.



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Default Re: burn the Devil's Bible! - 02-25-2013, 06:19 AM

It is my professional opinion as a Biblical archaeologist that all false religious texts should be burnt. This especially goes for false Christian texts such as the Nag Hammadi Library, the Dead Sea Scrolls and of course the NIV, and this so-called Devil Bible is no exception. If I may ask, is this perhaps the same satanic Bible as the one written by occultist Anton LaVey?


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Default Re: burn the Devil's Bible! - 03-02-2013, 02:24 AM

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It is my professional opinion as a Biblical archaeologist that all false religious texts should be burnt. This especially goes for false Christian texts such as the Nag Hammadi Library, the Dead Sea Scrolls and of course the NIV, and this so-called Devil Bible is no exception. If I may ask, is this perhaps the same satanic Bible as the one written by occultist Anton LaVey?
No, it's not. The document discussed here is a regular handwritten copy of the regular Bible (the Latin translation, Vulgate), and it has been nicknamed Devil's Bible only because among its many illustrations it has one that depicts, you guessed it, the Devil.

As far as the satanic bible by LaVey, I actually had the (dis)pleasure of reading it, and it's just nonsensical. Seriously, I try to be as open minded as I can, but that thing is just a collection of myths/names of gods from different religions, a total mix that is not internally cohesive (which can be said about many sacred texts, but this one takes the prize).
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Default Re: burn the Devil's Bible! - 03-02-2013, 02:33 AM

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No, it's not. The document discussed here is a regular handwritten copy of the regular Bible (the Latin translation, Vulgate), and it has been nicknamed Devil's Bible only because among its many illustrations it has one that depicts, you guessed it, the Devil.
I have a hard time believing this. There's lots of pictures of the devil (why do you capitalize devil? and devils bible?) from the middle ages.

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As far as the satanic bible by LaVey, I actually had the (dis)pleasure of reading it, and it's just nonsensical. Seriously, I try to be as open minded as I can, but that thing is just a collection of myths/names of gods from different religions, a total mix that is not internally cohesive (which can be said about many sacred texts, but this one takes the prize).
Yeah, LaVey was a quack who made up a religion, along with his friends Gardener (Wicca), Hubbard (Scientology), and Crowley (his own satanism). They were just out to fornicate and spook the Christian establishment.


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Default Re: burn the Devil's Bible! - 02-25-2013, 10:30 PM

Aliens, aliens, aliens. The aliens did it. The aliens wrote it. Jesus was an alien. There are more advanced civilizations out there. But even if christianity is true, which version of it is true? Which bible is the correct one?


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Default Re: burn the Devil's Bible! - 03-01-2013, 10:33 PM

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Aliens, aliens, aliens. The aliens did it. The aliens wrote it. Jesus was an alien. There are more advanced civilizations out there. But even if christianity is true, which version of it is true? Which bible is the correct one?
Like you can trace the genealogies of Biblical figures you can trace the Bible back through time as well. Let me cut a long story short for you: The one the catlicks use is pure smut.
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Like you can trace the genealogies of Biblical figures you can trace the Bible back through time as well. Let me cut a long story short for you: The one the catlicks use is pure smut.
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Default Re: burn the Devil's Bible! - 03-01-2013, 11:31 PM

Whoa this is interesting.
Has it ever been translated?
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Default Re: burn the Devil's Bible! - 03-07-2013, 03:34 AM

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The Devil's Bible was written by Satan through a monk in Czechoslovakia, who sold his soul to him. It was taken to Godless Sweden during a war, and has been there ever since. God Himself tried to burn it in 1697, but the Godless Swiss saved it by throwing it out of the window.

Are you implying that God isn't almighty or has failed to do something?
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Default Re: burn the Devil's Bible! - 03-29-2013, 08:29 AM

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The Devil's Bible was written by Satan through a monk in Czechoslovakia, who sold his soul to him. It was taken to Godless Sweden during a war, and has been there ever since. God Himself tried to burn it in 1697, but the Godless Swiss saved it by throwing it out of the window. It is kept at the National Library of Sweden and they protect it as an "amazing" historical object that you cant even touch, let alone burn it. I think that we should burn the Devil's Bible, just think of it, it would be the greatest book burning of all time. The Devil's Bible is the most evil and unholy book in the world and is most likely what Godless Sweden forms their society after. That its an old, unique, mysterious, gigantic and extremely heavy book with alot of mystery and history surrounding it does not change the fact that its a work of Satan. It has to be destroyed once and for all!
If infact this book is 'the work of the devil and must be burned' Why does it have pages that describe how to expel demons via "Conjuration" (to drive out demons before they took hold) Codex Gigas, page 290.."Conjuration cures for dangerous illnesses" preformed by a priest, standing over the sick disciple, makes signs of the cross, dares to address demons by 'name' calling out their latin titles. Bellows stories of Jesus, the angels and Disciples. He orders evil temptation to leave the afflicted servant of God. Praying for the damned to be redeemed. (The above paraphrased from the linked video) Yup, looks like the work of the 'devil' to me. He's a tricky one, telling 'us' how to defeat him. Please people, if you're going to call something 'the work of the devil' at least get your facts straight? I mean you link the video that says through that it seemed to be the work of a Monk trying to atone, but ofcourse it's got the word 'devil' in the title IT MUST BE EVIL! (rolls eyes) Anyway..as for 'Godless Sweden' seems strange for the 'King' at the time to get the Codex, and suddenly convert to Catholicism and head for Rome, yes this is surely the work of the devil. Ofcourse 'legend' says someone tossed it out a window, and we all know how legends are made. Though, there seems to be no 'burning' that the book should have *hrms* very interesting huh? For wisdom will come into your heart, and knowledge will be pleasant to your soul; discretion will watch over you, understanding will guard you, Proverbs 2:10-11
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If infact this book is 'the work of the devil and must be burned' Why does it have pages that describe how to expel demons via "Conjuration" (to drive out demons before they took hold) Codex Gigas, page 290.."Conjuration cures for dangerous illnesses" preformed by a priest, standing over the sick disciple, makes signs of the cross, dares to address demons by 'name' calling out their latin titles. Bellows stories of Jesus, the angels and Disciples. He orders evil temptation to leave the afflicted servant of God. Praying for the damned to be redeemed. (The above paraphrased from the linked video) Yup, looks like the work of the 'devil' to me. He's a tricky one, telling 'us' how to defeat him. Please people, if you're going to call something 'the work of the devil' at least get your facts straight? I mean you link the video that says through that it seemed to be the work of a Monk trying to atone, but ofcourse it's got the word 'devil' in the title IT MUST BE EVIL! (rolls eyes) Anyway..as for 'Godless Sweden' seems strange for the 'King' at the time to get the Codex, and suddenly convert to Catholicism and head for Rome, yes this is surely the work of the devil. Ofcourse 'legend' says someone tossed it out a window, and we all know how legends are made. Though, there seems to be no 'burning' that the book should have *hrms* very interesting huh? For wisdom will come into your heart, and knowledge will be pleasant to your soul; discretion will watch over you, understanding will guard you, Proverbs 2:10-11
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Default Re: burn the Devil's Bible! - 03-29-2013, 09:44 AM

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What PERVersion of the Bible are you using, friend? We use the KJV Bible here exclusively.

Aslo, please make your way to the Introduction Forum and tell us about yourself and your walk with Jesus. We want to get to know you!

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When wisdom entereth into thine heart, and knowledge is pleasant unto thy soul; Discretion shall preserve thee, understanding shall keep thee: As every bible is a PERVersion of the direct 'Word of God' does it really matter which one is quoted from? Each book has been touched by 'man' which is flawed by nature. Through those given flaws, the 'perfect word' is interrupted and translated into what the transcriber things the 'Word' means. So, thus no Bible is correct, and by nature all flawed.
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Default Re: burn the Devil's Bible! - 03-29-2013, 10:48 AM

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Where is your introduction thread?



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Default Re: burn the Devil's Bible! - 03-29-2013, 10:52 AM

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When wisdom entereth into thine heart, and knowledge is pleasant unto thy soul; Discretion shall preserve thee, understanding shall keep thee: As every bible is a PERVersion of the direct 'Word of God' does it really matter which one is quoted from? Each book has been touched by 'man' which is flawed by nature. Through those given flaws, the 'perfect word' is interrupted and translated into what the transcriber things the 'Word' means. So, thus no Bible is correct, and by nature all flawed.
As for the 'reporting for quoting the wrong bible' please do your own research on possible 'misquotes' as I DID quote from the King James, as per required. If the resource I used was mislabeled, that is no fault of mine, for I do not have a first printing (nor do I believe anyone else does) So, which version of the KJB is 'official'? As there are many authorized versions out there. (The above post was removed because I asked a question so I might better serve God. Strange that it would be removed....) As for my introduction post, it is being worked on. Considering this post was what brought me here in the first place, this was what I replied to first. Had I know I would be censored for asking questions so I would not make the same mistake twice, I might not have even bothered to help enlighten my followers in Christ.
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Default Re: burn the Devil's Bible! - 03-29-2013, 10:58 AM

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As for the 'reporting for quoting the wrong bible' please do your own research on possible 'misquotes' as I DID quote from the King James, as per required. If the resource I used was mislabeled, that is no fault of mine, for I do not have a first printing (nor do I believe anyone else does) So, which version of the KJB is 'official'? As there are many authorized versions out there. (The above post was removed because I asked a question so I might better serve God. Strange that it would be removed....) As for my introduction post, it is being worked on. Considering this post was what brought me here in the first place, this was what I replied to first. Had I know I would be censored for asking questions so I would not make the same mistake twice, I might not have even bothered to help enlighten my fellow followers in Christ.
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Default Re: burn the Devil's Bible! - 03-31-2013, 06:20 AM

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As for the 'reporting for quoting the wrong bible' please do your own research on possible 'misquotes' as I DID quote from the King James, as per required. If the resource I used was mislabeled, that is no fault of mine, for I do not have a first printing (nor do I believe anyone else does)
Wrong

Proverbs 2:10-11 (Original KJV Bible) When wisedome entreth into thine heart, and knowledge is pleasant vnto thy soule; Discretion shall preserue thee, vnderstanding shall keepe thee:

If you had bothered to check, you can buy a facsimile here.

http://www.greatsite.com/facsimile-r...ames-1611.html

In fact if you contact them, they may be able to find you an original from 1611. So don't be making up stories.


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So, which version of the KJB is 'official'? As there are many authorized versions out there.
Cambridge Authorized Version of course. I only know of one version of the KJV Bible that carries the word 'authorized'.

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(The above post was removed because I asked a question so I might better serve God. Strange that it would be removed....)
Oh goodie, another paranoid atheist.


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As for my introduction post, it is being worked on. Considering this post was what brought me here in the first place, this was what I replied to first. Had I know I would be censored for asking questions so I would not make the same mistake twice, I might not have even bothered to help enlighten my followers in Christ.
Oh, you're so persecuted.

Let me know when you're THIS Persecuted, and maybe then we'll start paying attention.


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